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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I do like a little story at bedtime.

What would your Crackanory be about and who would be sitting in the chair telling the story?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walters new chemistry set.

Read by Brian Cranston.

Although, that may not be the sort of crack you refer to in 'Crackanory'....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kenneth Williams to narrate it

Imagine the sheer amount of 'ooh Matrons' he could get in

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Walters new chemistry set.

Read by Brian Cranston.

Although, that may not be the sort of crack you refer to in 'Crackanory'...."

I don't think it is.

I just watch Dave some evenings.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Kenneth Williams to narrate it

Imagine the sheer amount of 'ooh Matrons' he could get in

What's the story?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kenneth Williams to narrate it

Imagine the sheer amount of 'ooh Matrons' he could get in

What's the story?

It involves crumpet bread and lashings of butter

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Kenneth Williams to narrate it

Imagine the sheer amount of 'ooh Matrons' he could get in

What's the story?

It involves crumpet bread and lashings of butter

Ooo Matron!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sean connery - love his voice

could be anything - i will listen well

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"sean connery - love his voice

could be anything - i will listen well"

Would it put you to sleep?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kenneth Williams to narrate it

Imagine the sheer amount of 'ooh Matrons' he could get in

What's the story?

It involves crumpet bread and lashings of butter

Ooo Matron!

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By *acavityMan over a year ago

Redditch

How about a swinging meet, where everyone who turns up to the party is a nightmare. The last couple being the protagonist's parents.

I would like it read by someone with a Welsh accent. Ruth Madoc, perhaps.

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By *gentNoSpringChickenWoman over a year ago

leeds

Hairy Mclairy read by Billy Connolly please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything read by Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would have to be along the lines of tales of the unexpected read by bernard cribbens. that would destroy any jackanory memory and be quite ironic.

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