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"Do you have hens as well "It wouldn't fit | |||
"What a beauty ... That's all "I think I agree  | |||
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"A girl was wanking me off the other day and said"what a beauty it's the biggest I've ever had." I said "you're pulling my leg." "It's not often I laugh out loud at comments posted on here,but well played sir... | |||
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"A girl was wanking me off the other day and said"what a beauty it's the biggest I've ever had." I said "you're pulling my leg."
It's not often I laugh out loud at comments posted on here,but well played sir... " | |||
"A girl was wanking me off the other day and said"what a beauty it's the biggest I've ever had." I said "you're pulling my leg." "Lmao!!  | |||
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"A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer buys one young cock from the market and puts it in the pen with the old cock and the hens... Old Cock: Welcome to the farm. We'll work together towards productivity. Young Cock: Whattya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired. Old Cock: Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young Cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old Cock: In this case, I challenge you to a competition and, if I win, you let me have one hen. If I lose you have them all. Young Cock: Okay. What kind of competition? Old Cock: 50-yard dash. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 yards. Young Cock: No problem! We race tomorrow morning. Confidently, the following morning, the Young Cock allows the Old Cock to start off and when the Old Cock crosses the 10-yard mark, the young cock chases him with all his might. He was right behind the old cock in a matter of seconds and -- BANG! Before he can overtake the old cock, he is shot dead by the farmer, who sighs and says, "Damn. That's the fifth gay chicken I bought this week."" Brilliant | |||
"What a beauty ... That's all "The one in the profile pic is what I call a wide boy! | |||
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"What a beauty ... That's all "Do you self suck too? | |||
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"What a beauty ... That's all
Do you self suck too?"I would if I could but my poor joints wouldn't stretch to that .....  | |||
"Mine is the 8th wonder of the world. Thank you and goodnight "you wonder where it went? | |||
"Mine is the 8th wonder of the world. Thank you and goodnight
you wonder where it went?"Looks like it went to some lush warm and moist places from the pics | |||
"I recently got told that I had a beautiful penis so YAAAYYYY GO ME!!!" But my cock is more beautiful than yours, bigger than yours & has more history that yours. .....starting to sound like a soccer fan now!  | |||
"I recently got told that I had a beautiful penis so YAAAYYYY GO ME!!! But my cock is more beautiful than yours, bigger than yours & has more history that yours. .....starting to sound like a soccer fan now! "come and have a go if you think it's hard enough hahaha | |||
"Mine is the 8th wonder of the world. Thank you and goodnight
you wonder where it went?
Looks like it went to some lush warm and moist places from the pics "BUGGER I really should have looked at the profile before writing that lol | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
"I'm not impressed you may have a small head xx    | |||
"I recently got told that I had a beautiful penis so YAAAYYYY GO ME!!! But my cock is more beautiful than yours, bigger than yours & has more history that yours. .....starting to sound like a soccer fan now!
come and have a go if you think it's hard enough hahaha"hahahahaha | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
I'm not impressed you may have a small head xx "Thankfully I wasn't trying to impress you | |||
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"I recently got told that I had a beautiful penis so YAAAYYYY GO ME!!! But my cock is more beautiful than yours, bigger than yours & has more history that yours. .....starting to sound like a soccer fan now!
come and have a go if you think it's hard enough hahaha
hahahahaha ""Wank on through the wind Wank on through the rain though your dreams are tossed & blown........." | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
I'm not impressed you may have a small head xx
Thankfully I wasn't trying to impress you "was it me you were trying to impress OP? I'll give you 2 thumbs up haha | |||
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"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it." bit like me but with a plastic bag instead of makeup and my head instead of my willy | |||
"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it. bit like me but with a plastic bag instead of makeup and my head instead of my willy" theres nothing like shagging an old bag | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
I'm not impressed you may have a small head xx
Thankfully I wasn't trying to impress you "hehe well that's lucky then  | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
I'm not impressed you may have a small head xx
Thankfully I wasn't trying to impress you hehe well that's lucky then "It's OK trademark I bet you have a lovely willy too | |||
Come on guys , praise the cock , stand proud | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
"No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock. But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me | |||
"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it." That's clever  | |||
"Happy self cock worship... "why thank you, take a seat!  | |||
"Happy self cock worship... "Sounds like one of those annual day events, but for most guys it's a 365 days of the year event! | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.
But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me "An excellent filter for us both then | |||
"Thank God for Photoshop. "If I knew what and how that worked I would agree | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.
But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me
An excellent filter for us both then "You're already filtered out for me | |||
"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it. That's clever "its worse when I'm on the bus and people are disgusted at us smooching... | |||
"Happy self cock worship...
Sounds like one of those annual day events, but for most guys it's a 365 days of the year event! "366 in a leap year | |||
"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it. That's clever
its worse when I'm on the bus and people are disgusted at us smooching..."you bastard I NEARLY POPPED MY BACK LAUGHING AT THAT!!! | |||
"I often put make up on my cock, complete with fake eyebrows,fake eyelashes and pouting lips..It's the only way I'd kiss it. That's clever
its worse when I'm on the bus and people are disgusted at us smooching..."Ha ha !!!! | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.
But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me "& tit/cleavage pics! | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.
But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me
An excellent filter for us both then "I notice how despite their profile rants, the mere mention of a cock appreciation thread has them all crawling out of the woodwork & queueing up for a comfortable seat!! | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.
But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me
& tit/cleavage pics! "Oh the irony .... | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.
But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me
An excellent filter for us both then
I notice how despite their profile rants, the mere mention of a cock appreciation thread has them all crawling out of the woodwork & queueing up for a comfortable seat!! "more comfortable with lube tho | |||
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"Mine is the 8th wonder of the world. Thank you and goodnight "Ooooh....i never knew I'd been intimate with one of the wonders of the world ....i had my suspicions though | |||
"Good enough to eat "Yes my dear,yes you are indeed | |||
"Thank God for Photoshop.
If I knew what and how that worked I would agree "It's a great app. I use it all the time to make mine look smaller, because no one would belive it if they saw it! | |||
"Mine is the 8th wonder of the world. Thank you and goodnight
Ooooh....i never knew I'd been intimate with one of the wonders of the world ....i had my suspicions though " | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.
But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me
An excellent filter for us both then
I notice how despite their profile rants, the mere mention of a cock appreciation thread has them all crawling out of the woodwork & queueing up for a comfortable seat!!
more comfortable with lube tho "some don't deserve | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.
But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me
& tit/cleavage pics!
Oh the irony ....
"I only have a cleavage pic, I don't do internet nudity. | |||
"Thank God for Photoshop.
If I knew what and how that worked I would agree
It's a great app. I use it all the time to make mine look smaller, because no one would belive it if they saw it! "yeah, it always pays to make the Lynx can look smaller, - I find this too! | |||
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I take it you aren't impressed ?
No cock pics and face pics of women do nothing for me. I actually think more highly of men to judge them just on their cock.
But if that's all they have to offer they're not for me
& tit/cleavage pics!
Oh the irony ....
I only have a cleavage pic, I don't do internet nudity."Good for you. Not a reason for the snideness tho is it? Scroll past if it offends you so much that people are having a bit of fun. | |||
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"Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography "my willy is not large but it is beautiful woohoo | |||
"Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography
my willy is not large but it is beautiful woohoo "put make up on it and mine and yours can have lesbo sex | |||
"A girl was wanking me off the other day and said"what a beauty it's the biggest I've ever had." I said "you're pulling my leg."
It's not often I laugh out loud at comments posted on here,but well played sir... "hahaha nice1 | |||
"Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography
my willy is not large but it is beautiful woohoo
put make up on it and mine and yours can have lesbo sex "Can I put make up on mine and make it a threesome ? | |||
"Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography
my willy is not large but it is beautiful woohoo
put make up on it and mine and yours can have lesbo sex
Can I put make up on mine and make it a threesome ? "no...you can be the butch one | |||
"Well one things for sure , I haven't used it on this pic . Just a clever bit of photography
my willy is not large but it is beautiful woohoo
put make up on it and mine and yours can have lesbo sex
Can I put make up on mine and make it a threesome ?
no...you can be the butch one "Oh ok then | |||
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"A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer buys one young cock from the market and puts it in the pen with the old cock and the hens... Old Cock: Welcome to the farm. We'll work together towards productivity. Young Cock: Whattya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired. Old Cock: Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young Cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old Cock: In this case, I challenge you to a competition and, if I win, you let me have one hen. If I lose you have them all. Young Cock: Okay. What kind of competition? Old Cock: 50-yard dash. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 yards. Young Cock: No problem! We race tomorrow morning. Confidently, the following morning, the Young Cock allows the Old Cock to start off and when the Old Cock crosses the 10-yard mark, the young cock chases him with all his might. He was right behind the old cock in a matter of seconds and -- BANG! Before he can overtake the old cock, he is shot dead by the farmer, who sighs and says, "Damn. That's the fifth gay chicken I bought this week."" | |||
