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over a year ago
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"Have you ever farted and shit yourself by accident?
I have and fortunately I have always been in the house and not outside somewhere…. so doggers are usually safe.
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'always'... how many times have you done this? lol!! I have (she) once  now I never trust a fart  |
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i seen it happened. dont know who was more shocked me or the other person he burped then farted and the rest is history. lol funny when i think about it now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you have the squits and you fart chances are your gonna shit yourself but ever remember watching Trainspotting when Spud shit the bed, now that was gross!
Shitting and farting is everyday life. Now fanny farts are funny I just love them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you have the squits and you fart chances are your gonna shit yourself but ever remember watching Trainspotting when Spud shit the bed, now that was gross!
Shitting and farting is everyday life. Now fanny farts are funny I just love them"
Haha the 1st time I ever heard a fanny fart I was soooo freaked out, proper put me off, now its like a fettish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you have the squits and you fart chances are your gonna shit yourself but ever remember watching Trainspotting when Spud shit the bed, now that was gross!
Shitting and farting is everyday life. Now fanny farts are funny I just love them"
Take me from behind Batman... I'll make you laugh lol!!!! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Mum once did! I was glad i was away for the weekend! 
She blamed Gran for that smell... "
The sick was Grans. She found the poo and promptly hurled all over. How long did it take you to steam clean it up? |
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"Mum once did! I was glad i was away for the weekend!
She blamed Gran for that smell...
The sick was Grans. She found the poo and promptly hurled all over. How long did it take you to steam clean it up? "
Oh I just threw some Chum over it and the Dog did the rest...  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Mum once did! I was glad i was away for the weekend!
She blamed Gran for that smell...
The sick was Grans. She found the poo and promptly hurled all over. How long did it take you to steam clean it up?
Oh I just threw some Chum over it and the Dog did the rest... "
Poor brandy! No wonder she was ill in the back yard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever farted and shit yourself by accident?
I have and fortunately I have always been in the house and not outside somewhere…. so doggers are usually safe.
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It's only a worry if it's 'by accident'...when you do it on purpose it's fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Serves me fucking right!
I've been ignoring this thread, I knew it would be disgusting. But I just couldn't leave it alone! 
Why people?!! Why?!!  "
LMFAO  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever farted and shit yourself by accident?
I have and fortunately I have always been in the house and not outside somewhere…. so doggers are usually safe.
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And I have always been under the impression that Ladies don't fart. I now feel that my first 43 years on this earth have been nothing but a myth. Damn this site!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"POLO behave girl (Soapy has head down bog) xx "
Wrong forum Soapy... this one is about shitting not puking lol!! Hope you start feeling better real soon xx |
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"Have you ever farted and shit yourself by accident?
I have and fortunately I have always been in the house and not outside somewhere…. so doggers are usually safe.
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no, ive sneezed and pissed myself tho |
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