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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london

Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd rather eat my own earwax.

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Each to his own!

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By *adybee77Woman  over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"I'd rather eat my own earwax. "

Do you expect women to swallow though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can bite me toenails

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd rather eat my own earwax.

Do you expect women to swallow though? "

No not at all and I wouldn't ask one too. If she does then I think that is something special.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know what, I've never thought of trying.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

surprising the stuff people share here

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By *ucky1Man  over a year ago

a straightjacket

Hmmmmmmm, thanks for sharing that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol"

Were you researching this or did you find out by accident....?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Go on camera and display your talent for accuracy - less talk, more action. I'm sure some will want to rate your ability.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london

That's quite a good idea, may do it on cam

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well thats my breki in the dogs bowl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Erm. Not sure what to say to the OP...Well done, but why?

(Quietly tipping protein shake away)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thats breakfast out the window now

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london

Lol well it's like snowballing but solo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those 3 little letters

TMI....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol"

that would only be clever if you could also take 'wildlife' photos of bonking couples at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol

Were you researching this or did you find out by accident....?"

maybe he was yawning..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

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By *ife adventurerMan  over a year ago

North Essex

I had just peeled my breakfast banana ... i think I'll go for a coffee instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum! "

I think I'll miss on the porridge & have toast instead.

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By *verysmileMan  over a year ago

Canterbury

In 1973, Fidel Castro, Communist President of Revolutionary Cuba said

"The US will come and talk to us when they have a black president and the world has a Latin American Pope".

I don't subscribe to his political viewpoint but I truly admire his clairvoyant abilities.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum! "

My favourite cocktail of juices

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum! "

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first "

like I said, I'd much prefer toast!

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By *p4funCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth


" surprising the stuff people share here "

Rather he hadn't. ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first "

...and?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and? "

Yummy

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Lol well it's like snowballing but solo"

I like you,you're not getting arsey with peoples replies

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and? "

Can you message me xxx

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"Lol well it's like snowballing but solo

I like you,you're not getting arsey with peoples replies "

Of course not, everyone is entitled to there opinion as am I

I like the taste of my own cum is that so bad lol

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and? "

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Read this just as I drank my milk

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Lol well it's like snowballing but solo

I like you,you're not getting arsey with peoples replies

Of course not, everyone is entitled to there opinion as am I

I like the taste of my own cum is that so bad lol"

No,but sometimes people sulk when no-one agrees with them

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"Lol well it's like snowballing but solo

I like you,you're not getting arsey with peoples replies

Of course not, everyone is entitled to there opinion as am I

I like the taste of my own cum is that so bad lol

No,but sometimes people sulk when no-one agrees with them"

Sometimes people do it because they want a reaction lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid "

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex. "

Just looked at your threads and can't see it?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex. "

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago"

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble. "

It's your business only xxx

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman  over a year ago

kinky land

This is why some sort of emotional icon on the thread header would be bloody useful.

"Ain't nobody got time for that"

Steps out and goes looking for the lounge

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble. "

Oops,not quite what you had in mind I'm sure. Things don't alway's go to plan or as you imagine them to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha good for you op, have fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble. "

Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"Haha good for you op, have fun "

At least one person doesn't think it's wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haha good for you op, have fun

At least one person doesn't think it's wrong lol"

I dont have an opinion really.

What id say to anyone who thinks its gross do you like a good snog after someones cum in your mouth?

I do..caring is sharing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.

Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge. "

Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know what, I've never thought of trying. "

You have now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.

Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.

Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly. "

No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.

Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.

Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.

No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda"

So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.

I'm hurt and upset by this comment.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.

Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.

Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.

No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda

So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.

I'm hurt and upset by this comment. "

Just ignore the post some people get off on being rude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.

Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.

Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.

No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda

So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.

I'm hurt and upset by this comment. "

Oh well, that's a shame .

I'm hurt thay you implied your fanny smells of opal fruits. Makingy fanny feel inferior. She's sobbing. I hope you're happy now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.

Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.

Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.

No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda

So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.

I'm hurt and upset by this comment.

Just ignore the post some people get off on being rude "

Are you the crutch? That's nice.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Sorry did someone say something?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.

Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.

Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.

No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda

So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.

I'm hurt and upset by this comment.

Oh well, that's a shame .

I'm hurt thay you implied your fanny smells of opal fruits. Makingy fanny feel inferior. She's sobbing. I hope you're happy now "

I'm trying to have a shit like, can't wipe my bum because I have to respond to you, I said I like it to taste nice, sometimes a man going down on you can make you a little bit aware of yourself, I like to ensure that it is nice and fresh n tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry did someone say something?! "

You laughed at a comment alluring to her being a murder. For sitting on mens faces. Is that not rude?

If you're wanting to lick arse, think of your own comments before picking out others. Your greenhouse isn't shatterproof.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry did someone say something?!

You laughed at a comment alluring to her being a murder. For sitting on mens faces. Is that not rude?

If you're wanting to lick arse, think of your own comments before picking out others. Your greenhouse isn't shatterproof.

"

Murderer*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol"

i can because i can self suck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol

i can because i can self suck

"

I've seen that on cam! Awesome. Is it not like tickling yourself though? Doesn't feel as good when you do it yourself?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Sorry did someone say something?!

You laughed at a comment alluring to her being a murder. For sitting on mens faces. Is that not rude?

If you're wanting to lick arse, think of your own comments before picking out others. Your greenhouse isn't shatterproof.

"

That's because my greenhouse doesn't exist,which in this weather would be an absolute bugger do you not feel. All that worry about shattered glass,my oh my I don't need the worry to be honest,I'll just stick to Morrisons although I do tend to shop in Tescos nowadays,I find they have less queue's.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Sorry did someone say something?!

You laughed at a comment alluring to her being a murder. For sitting on mens faces. Is that not rude?

If you're wanting to lick arse, think of your own comments before picking out others. Your greenhouse isn't shatterproof.

That's because my greenhouse doesn't exist,which in this weather would be an absolute bugger do you not feel. All that worry about shattered glass,my oh my I don't need the worry to be honest,I'll just stick to Morrisons although I do tend to shop in Tescos nowadays,I find they have less queue's."

Oh and I only lick guy's arses thankyou...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like a guy that will swallow his own cum out of my fanny or bum!

Gotta cum up there without a condom first

...and?

Each to their own, but it's not my cuppa I'm afraid

Without hijacking this thread I'll give my own thread a little bump. It's called fanny prep. It details all the preparation needed before I can sleep with a guy, can understand then why it's been 15 months since I last had sex.

Thought you had sex a couple of weeks ago

The person isn't a member anymore he deleted his account that night, it was a penis in a condom and it literally went in for 5 seconds,can't really count that as sex, sorry I normally would be open and honest but don't want to get in trouble.

Is your fanny really that rancid, that you need to make it smell of opal fruits? . Maybe seek medical advice jut not for your minge.

Put this comment in the appropriate thread so as not to hijack this one and I'll answer accordingly.

No, it's ok I've read enough..each to their own. Yadda yadda

So it's ok to rude and abusive to me is it by insinuating that I have a rancid fanny and that I need to seek medical advice.

I'm hurt and upset by this comment.

Oh well, that's a shame .

I'm hurt thay you implied your fanny smells of opal fruits. Makingy fanny feel inferior. She's sobbing. I hope you're happy now

I'm trying to have a shit like, can't wipe my bum because I have to respond to you, I said I like it to taste nice, sometimes a man going down on you can make you a little bit aware of yourself, I like to ensure that it is nice and fresh n tasty. "

Maybe put the phone down, you're phones covered in shit spores now. At 38 I'm pretty sure my body has coped thus far. Maybe it's what you put into your body, inbetween cleansing your twat for men, that's the oddity here. Not other peoples replies. However you choose to please your men, is your business but I'd prefer my vagina taste natural.

Funnily enough I've never had anyone ask for a 10p mix-up in place of it. So I'm ok for now but if Deliah brings a 'Purge Your Pussy' book out. I'd be sure to do her for royalties, if I were you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol"

pics or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol

pics or it didn't happen "

Please NO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol"

That's all well and good Mr. Facesitinglover, but as your Proctologist can I please ask you to stop doing it during your rectal examination! Thank you.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london

Yummy that's all I am saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did yoy know.. When blackbeard 's head was cut off and his body wS chucked overboard. His body swam round the ship three times?! Or was it seven

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a fair few weirdos here

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

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"Did yoy know.. When blackbeard 's head was cut off and his body wS chucked overboard. His body swam round the ship three times?! Or was it seven "

Well he was a Semen.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol"

Good for you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Congratulations OP

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"Just discovered that if I wank at a certain angle and open my mouth, I can cum straight into my mouth lol

Good for you! "

It's a great party trick

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london


"Congratulations OP "

Awww thanks sexpot

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man  over a year ago

london

;)

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


";)"

And you brought it back up, so to speak

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