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over a year ago
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"Can't beat a bit of early doors drinking  early doors the programme though as an asides not funny?"
Its what we call afternoon drinking, we often go into Nottingham for a cheeky afternoon session during the week. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can't beat a bit of early doors drinking early doors the programme though as an asides not funny?
Its what we call afternoon drinking, we often go into Nottingham for a cheeky afternoon session during the week."
I never got it left me a bits  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!! 
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good   "
Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa. "
What's them then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.
What's them then? "
And entirely different definition of the word good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.
What's them then?
And entirely different definition of the word good "
Eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.
What's them then?
And entirely different definition of the word good
Eh? "
If you did things that made you feel good then that counts as a good thing you did. Especially if you made someone else feel good too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.
What's them then?
And entirely different definition of the word good
Eh?
If you did things that made you feel good then that counts as a good thing you did. Especially if you made someone else feel good too. "
Oh erm think so then. But what is my present??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.
What's them then?
And entirely different definition of the word good
Eh?
If you did things that made you feel good then that counts as a good thing you did. Especially if you made someone else feel good too.
Oh erm think so then. But what is my present??? "
Your present is snuggles with me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good "
It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list"
What's bad santa called? Should I write to him instead?
Dear bad santa I want essential fancy fuck messages more orgasm
Yours varad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.
What's them then?
And entirely different definition of the word good
Eh?
If you did things that made you feel good then that counts as a good thing you did. Especially if you made someone else feel good too.
Oh erm think so then. But what is my present???
Your present is snuggles with me "
No sit down let's dance!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's this one mena  ?
Queen of Tease told me it mena you like anal sex. 
Im not sure yet they need a half one
Bend over, i'll see if i can convince you to take a full one.  "
Have to catch me I want to dance |
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list
What's bad santa called? Should I write to him instead?
Dear bad santa I want essential fancy fuck messages more orgasm
Yours varad"
Bad Santa is called Billy Bob Thornton. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh, Vara...
Does you change name so I can't find you and perv?
It's Harley!"
I know luckily I recognise avatar hold still I holistic you won't lose you then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list
What's bad santa called? Should I write to him instead?
Dear bad santa I want essential fancy fuck messages more orgasm
Yours varad
Bad Santa is called Billy Bob Thornton. "
But I don't like him  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmases
Merry Christmas lovely.
I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think."
Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh, Vara...
Does you change name so I can't find you and perv?
It's Harley!
I know luckily I recognise avatar hold still I holistic you won't lose you then "
Is bondage tape involved? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love d*unk Vara Merry Christmas
I love ruby woos you just like my real world ruby! My ruby is gorgeous and takes no shuts! "
I'm not really called Ruby but I take no shuts either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmases
Merry Christmas lovely.
I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.
Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip "
I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list
What's bad santa called? Should I write to him instead?
Dear bad santa I want essential fancy fuck messages more orgasm
Yours varad"
That's pretty much what my letter said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
Fab santa uses different criteria to regular santa.
What's them then?
And entirely different definition of the word good
Eh?
If you did things that made you feel good then that counts as a good thing you did. Especially if you made someone else feel good too.
Oh erm think so then. But what is my present???
Your present is snuggles with me
No sit down let's dance!!"
Ok we can dance, I hope you haven't got to the stage of d*unkenness where I mostly support you as we just about manage to move in time to the music though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh, Vara...
Does you change name so I can't find you and perv?
It's Harley!
I know luckily I recognise avatar hold still I holistic you won't lose you then
Is bondage tape involved? "
fucking auto carrot hot list!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Vara,
How many hours drinking time have you got left..?!
I'm out later, we can compare d*unken ramblings tomorrow
Have fun x"
Bones this was just in buildings real one next week's   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Merry Christmas I hope Santa is nice to you
Probably not I've not been good
It's okay there are 2 Santa's one for good girls and one for bad girls that's why they need a list
What's bad santa called? Should I write to him instead?
Dear bad santa I want essential fancy fuck messages more orgasm
Yours varad
Bad Santa is called Billy Bob Thornton.
But I don't like him "
Bad Santa appears as you want him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You may want to ask Father Christmas for a new liver for Christmas
It's ok destiny I dot drinks often
In that case maybe a set of shot glasses "
Yes please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love d*unk Vara Merry Christmas
I love ruby woos you just like my real world ruby! My ruby is gorgeous and takes no shuts!
I'm not really called Ruby but I take no shuts either "
honestly I thought when I joined for ages you were my real rubies was waiting for you to recognise me but my rubies I don't show bodies too she's my friend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmases
Merry Christmas lovely.
I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.
Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip
I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner."
I meant syrip phone plot against me today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmases
Merry Christmas lovely.
I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.
Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip
I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.
I meant syrip phone plot against me today"
Of course, you keep telling yourself that... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmases
Merry Christmas lovely.
I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.
Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip
I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.
I meant syrip phone plot against me today
Of course, you keep telling yourself that..."
You Mr stop teasing me with these socials I want a shag |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmases
Merry Christmas lovely.
I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.
Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip
I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.
I meant syrip phone plot against me today
Of course, you keep telling yourself that..."
I have to there's only me that replies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmases
Merry Christmas lovely.
I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.
Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip
I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.
I meant syrip phone plot against me today
Of course, you keep telling yourself that...
I have to there's only me that replies "
Be nice or I'll take you for bean curd instead tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmases
Merry Christmas lovely.
I'm guessing you'll be needing coffee tommorow...my round I think.
Skinny latte with sugar free car male strip
I'm not stripping in Costa, not even in naughty corner.
I meant syrip phone plot against me today
Of course, you keep telling yourself that...
I have to there's only me that replies
Be nice or I'll take you for bean curd instead tomorrow."
You will have to tie me down o bean curds but I like the darkness of that place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Humbug 
Stop grumping I have none of that it's good times
You grump you leave varad stand none more moany men today  "
I just need some festive cheer varad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmases
try/attempt to say
"peter piper picked a peck of pickle peppers"
in real life and see if you can do it in a d*unken state ....
"
Peter piper picked a prick
Picked the price of Peter
Peter paid the price dah dah *jazz say hamds* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Santa has lots of presents, just need to rummage around in the sack
OK rummaged what have I got? "
You have a nice piece of meat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Humbug
Stop grumping I have none of that it's good times
You grump you leave varad stand none more moany men today
I just need some festive cheer varad "
I said merry Christmases |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I wants a present!!
Santa has lots of presents, just need to rummage around in the sack
OK rummaged what have I got?
You have a nice piece of meat "
I don't want meat I want a video game now I know why he is called bad santa he's shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes "
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then! |
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over a year ago
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then! "
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k "
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol |
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol "
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled |
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Peter piper picked a prick
Picked the price of Peter
Peter paid the price dah dah *jazz say hamds* "
hehe I knew it you couldn't properlt do/say it, but I guess you made the effort in trying...
now remember to have fun and not go too crazy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled "
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?"
Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?
Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph "
he has a nose like this - 
you're hilarious when you've had a few! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?
Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph
he has a nose like this -
you're hilarious when you've had a few! "
Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx |
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"Aw I wish I got like you when I get d*unk Vara, I just get sleepy I'm boring!"
I get sleepy off one. Smashed off 2. Horny off 3. And vomit on 4 it's a cheap night |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?
Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph
he has a nose like this -
you're hilarious when you've had a few!
Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx "
perhaps you're in a car? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?
Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph
he has a nose like this -
you're hilarious when you've had a few!
Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx
perhaps you're in a car? "
Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s |
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?
Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph
he has a nose like this -
you're hilarious when you've had a few!
Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx
perhaps you're in a car?
Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s "
if it's tarnished with shit you're in the red phone box rather than the blue one! |
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?
Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph
he has a nose like this -
you're hilarious when you've had a few!
Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx
perhaps you're in a car?
Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s
if it's tarnished with shit you're in the red phone box rather than the blue one! "
Tardis fucking phone there's no funny dial-a-ma-bobs |
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?
Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph
he has a nose like this -
you're hilarious when you've had a few!
Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx
perhaps you're in a car?
Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s
if it's tarnished with shit you're in the red phone box rather than the blue one!
Tardis fucking phone there's no funny dial-a-ma-bobs"
ah, you just dial 999 to get those.............. no don't!! |
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?
Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph
he has a nose like this -
you're hilarious when you've had a few!
Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx
perhaps you're in a car?
Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s
if it's tarnished with shit you're in the red phone box rather than the blue one!
Tardis fucking phone there's no funny dial-a-ma-bobs
ah, you just dial 999 to get those.............. no don't!! "
Sorry I meant dial-a-ma-boobs |
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"Can I've a glass/bottle of what you've had? Pleeeaaase!
No more for me now must be pod cooking tes
oh pod cooking tes, - why didn't you say that before?
.......okay I'll just have a half then!
It's not actually the drink it's just auto carrot I can't fix it's fuck ups when drink. I'm cooking the tea. I need to sit still I think k
peeling carrots can be therapeutic I know.
Awwwwe lol
Is Rudolph posher where your from I buy ready peeled
lol ........errrrrrrrrrrm, I thought peeled would be posher, - or do you get Rudolph to peel them?
Honestly I haven't got a fling clue what I'm on about I've never even met Rudolph
he has a nose like this -
you're hilarious when you've had a few!
Am I? Ppl always say that but I think I'm exactly the same but the rooms moving xx
perhaps you're in a car?
Tardis mayb? Shit tarnished though very 90s
if it's tarnished with shit you're in the red phone box rather than the blue one!
Tardis fucking phone there's no funny dial-a-ma-bobs
ah, you just dial 999 to get those.............. no don't!!
Sorry I meant dial-a-ma-boobs "
lol
I've got moobs & my business card should be on the wall there somewhere. ..........If it's on the floor can you stick it back up for me? |
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"..Sorry I meant dial-a-ma-boobs lol
I've got moobs & my business card should be on the wall there somewhere. ..........If it's on the floor can you stick it back up for me? "
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