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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....when you realize that you are OLD.
I listened to a comedian do a bit on the moment he knew he was old. It was when his balls touched the water when he sat on the toilet. 
Mine was a little while ago when I got a message saying I was an older more experienced woman 
What was your moment?!? (Unless you haven't had one yet, in which case, screw you anyway!  )
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Old? You're not old!!! 
I started going grey at 19. Now I have about 50% white hairs and they're nearly all at the front. I find pretending to be young extremely difficult when I'm having to make hair appointments every 6 weeks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Many years ago, Still in my 20s,
I was working in a school and a young child came up to me and said,
"Sir can you tell me where the art room is"
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Well, sir, did you know the answer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Realising that Ralf Macchio who played tbe Karate Kid is now 54 made me realise I was getting on a bit the other day 
That and when I get up out of a low chair I get a head rush better than any drugs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember it well it was 1997 and I tuned over to radio 2 as radio 1 had the dreaded hiss crackle reception, terry wogan had just put on Duran Duran this is plant earth and I thought... Wait a God damn minute, what's this great song from my childhood doing on radio 2 |
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"....when you realize that you are OLD.
I listened to a comedian do a bit on the moment he knew he was old. It was when his balls touched the water when he sat on the toilet.
Mine was a little while ago when I got a message saying I was an older more experienced woman
What was your moment?!? (Unless you haven't had one yet, in which case, screw you anyway! )
-Courtney"
Courtney I am more than twice your age. Your post has made me feel like Methuselah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The fact that my knees are buggered after working in the hospitality industry for almost ten years.
And the fact that I've been in the hospitality industry for almost ten years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When my kids told me I couldn't dance as it was embarrassing them
Fukin liberty!"
my eldest visibly cringes when I dance. It's hilarious and I do it as often as possible! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was out clubbing with my friends and I looked at all the girls and said without thinking...
If she was my kid I would make her go home and put some clothes on....
Instant oh shit, I have turned into my dad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When a 27 year old said they were old, that's when I knew I was screwed.
Oh, that and when sitting down to put my socks on became a necessity rather than a choice!!
Bx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you can finish the lyrics your probably old.
There's a gentleman that's going round, turning the joint upside down..... "
Stool pigeon at tach cha ta |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you can finish the lyrics your probably old.
There's a gentleman that's going round, turning the joint upside down.....
Stool pigeon at tach cha ta "
Old fart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I realised I was old when I became invisible. Invisible trying to order drinks or food, invisible in a queue, overlooked in favour of younger models in life.
I just wave and shout louder nowadays. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you can finish the lyrics your probably old.
There's a gentleman that's going round, turning the joint upside down.....
Stool pigeon at tach cha ta
Old fart "
Bugger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My spam email tells me I'm old.
I used to get viagra emails, now I get planning for my funeral ones.
I get funeral and saga junk mail "
I haven't had the saga yet, I know its imminent though |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Old? You're not old!!!
I started going grey at 19. Now I have about 50% white hairs and they're nearly all at the front. I find pretending to be young extremely difficult when I'm having to make hair appointments every 6 weeks!"
I feel your pain. I found my first one aged 11 or 12. When I hit 30 they multiplied exponentially. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Old? You're not old!!!
I started going grey at 19. Now I have about 50% white hairs and they're nearly all at the front. I find pretending to be young extremely difficult when I'm having to make hair appointments every 6 weeks!
I feel your pain. I found my first one aged 11 or 12. When I hit 30 they multiplied exponentially."
I toy with the idea of going "natural" every now and then, but I always bottle it (excuse the pun). 33 is a little too young for the salt and pepper look..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Old? You're not old!!!
I started going grey at 19. Now I have about 50% white hairs and they're nearly all at the front. I find pretending to be young extremely difficult when I'm having to make hair appointments every 6 weeks!
I feel your pain. I found my first one aged 11 or 12. When I hit 30 they multiplied exponentially.
I toy with the idea of going "natural" every now and then, but I always bottle it (excuse the pun). 33 is a little too young for the salt and pepper look....."
I have gray hairs all over my head. I bought hair color, but I can't bring myself to actually do it. I live in denial.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realising "Last Christmas" by Wham was 31 years ago!!!"
I completely refuse to believe this is true. I still remember the video!! Can't be that long ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realising "Last Christmas" by Wham was 31 years ago!!!
I completely refuse to believe this is true. I still remember the video!! Can't be that long ago"
me to and its still my fav Christmas song  |
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I'm not complaining or asking for sympathy but what has recently brought home to me that I'm in the older age bracket is that the amount of messages we receive has reduced dramatically since I turned 59. Don't worry, I won't be starting a thread about it |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"In Abfabs Friday night Jools and myself said how comfy the large round sofa looked and next time we should bring a blanket "
You know you're old when sex is a welcome excuse for a nice lie down.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a few, but I also regularly have to show my id card to buy alcohol so I still get to feel the annoyances of youth.
-marc"
I can well believe it! You have a very youthful 'glow' about you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was working away from home with a group of 25 year olds and every time a 80s-90s song came on the radio they would say "I bet you used to dance to this song, Old Man" 
I wouldn't mind but I looked as young as some of them,
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When my son applied for his provisional driving licence.
It hit me.
I'm old.
I cried.
Then I cranked up Justin Beiber, danced like a loon and embarrassed him in front of his mates.
That made me feel better
My body may be 36, but my mind still only feels mid 20s.
Mrs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had a few, but I also regularly have to show my id card to buy alcohol so I still get to feel the annoyances of youth.
-marc
I can well believe it! You have a very youthful 'glow' about you "
He does, doesn't he 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm constantly flattered for being in my 20's-early 30's...but 40 at the end of the month..
I've only felt old as my eldest nephew/niece are 18,19 recently..plus nearly a great uncle!
I suppose I feel a bit old inside..just really having no kids!(has this kept me young looking I wonder lol)..but..yup...I have some broodism! |
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