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By *ay19720 OP Man over a year ago

Ashford kent

Worst question on fab has to be.......

Hi..what u into. Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you looking for on here?

That drives me mad

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By *astard and goodgirlCouple over a year ago

Near Exeter

'would you loan good girl out to me for the weekend' - that was our worst!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are you looking for on here?

That drives me mad

Me too!I just reply that I'm looking for someone to accompany me to the annual cross stitch conference run by the WI in Harrogate.

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By *ay19720 OP Man over a year ago

Ashford kent

Well would u lend her out.......lmao

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Can I make you pregnant?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Where do you live?

I sometimes say Uttoxeter.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Can I ask you a question?

No!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will you use me as a human toilet?" That's an instant block from me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna breed your bitch, that was the worst one we have received

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is your bread real?

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"is your bread real?

Bread?

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

'How are you finding fab'

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

'Hows yous'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is your bread real?

Bread?

Exactly what I was thinking??

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

How are you finding the site?

Having much success here? (Read my veris for the answer

)

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By *sianmale89Man over a year ago

Stockport

I once got asked by a man if I could fuck him hard and deep as he was looking for a masculine young asian guy like me and also wanted me to spank him...

was not the worst thing I was asked more or less comical really as it was kind off his opening message but probably not the best thing to ask..

compliments a compliment though I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'How are you finding fab'

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By *inxandmaybeCouple over a year ago

Wells

'How r u?'

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

""Will you use me as a human toilet?" That's an instant block from me "

Mr Muscle or a simple plunger should shift it

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

"'How are you finding fab'

I reply - "by typing the site name into an internet search engine"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am assuming you are all excellent conversationalists then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Responses along the lines of:

Why won't you stop messaging me?

Will I have to take out a restraining order if we meet?

What will it take for you to go away?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are you looking for on here?

That drives me mad

Once again you speaketh sense m'lady. On the one hand I panic that I have to narrow it down and, on the other hand I have to fight the sarcastic urge to answer "I'm so glad you asked, I'm desperately searching for someone to swap knitting patterns with".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the chat room:

"Is my cam on?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the chat room:

"Is my cam on?"

Oh God yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm so glad you asked, I'm desperately searching for someone to swap knitting patterns with". "

Well you can drop one or pearl one any time ....

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By *eubenesqueWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"What are you looking for on here?

That drives me mad

Ooh! Me too. I always think 'well you didn't read my profile!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is your bread real?

Bread?

Exactly what I was thinking?? "

Yes when talking about my french stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are you looking for on here?

That drives me mad

Me too!I just reply that I'm looking for someone to accompany me to the annual cross stitch conference run by the WI in Harrogate.

I love cross stitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are you finding the site?

Having much success here? (Read my veris for the answer

Yep, these two have me rolling my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm so glad you asked, I'm desperately searching for someone to swap knitting patterns with".

Well you can drop one or pearl one any time ....

Chuckle.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm gonna breed your bitch, that was the worst one we have received

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who was he talking to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a question but the statement 'shame you live so far away' grates me a bit because of the automatic assumption that if I were closer I'd meet without hesitation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Can I ask you a question?

No!!"

Billy Connely had a classic answer:

"Can I ask you a Question?"

" Yes you get one and you just used it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No wonder I'm having no luck, I think I sent all the above.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is your bread real?

Bread?

Exactly what I was thinking??

Yes when talking about my french stick"

Stop waving your French stick around, there's innocent eyes in here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No wonder I'm having no luck, I think I sent all the above.

I would concur with this

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By *aughtyHOTWifeCouple over a year ago

Near Bath

Any plans for the week end?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Worst question on fab has to be.......

Hi..what u into. Lmfao"
will you marry me or do I look big in this of course you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Can I ask you a question?

No!!

Billy Connely had a classic answer:

"Can I ask you a Question?"

" Yes you get one and you just used it"

I normally try to be jolly and friendly, but I have done that when having an uncharacteristic grumpy day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well blessed ladies like High Heels and Miss Innocent must hate getting asked:

"are those real"

Don't know about the ladies but THAT makes me cringe ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I normally try to be jolly and friendly, but I have done that when having an uncharacteristic grumpy day. "

About every 4th week by any chance ?..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well blessed ladies like High Heels and Miss Innocent must hate getting asked:

"are those real"

Don't know about the ladies but THAT makes me cringe ..."

And I know that one of us would answer "hell yes" and the other would answer "does real silicone count?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would concur with this

Can I add "Shame you aren't meeting men..."??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has to be what are you looking for

then do you like younger men which i used to reply yes but i couldnt eat a full one

needless to say some guys liked that reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And I know that one of us would answer "hell yes" and the other would answer "does real silicone count?" "

...but its not a great way to introduce oneself though is it?...lol

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By *uzzybeWoman over a year ago

Darlington

"Not a question but the statement 'shame you live so far away' grates me a bit because of the automatic assumption that if I were closer I'd meet without hesitation

Just the use of the word 'shame' annoys me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would concur with this

Can I add "Shame you aren't meeting men..."??"
I hate that one

Plus

I know you not looking for men..but perhaps I could change your mind?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As someone daft enough to actually read profiles one bugs me now again when in a bit of banter in a chat room:

"Have you read our profile or not?"

To which the reply is normally:

"Yes as far as the bit where you don't like single blokes ....."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would concur with this

Can I add "Shame you aren't meeting men..."??I hate that one

Plus

I know you not looking for men..but perhaps I could change your mind?

Or, I know you're not meeting but will you meet me anyway?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know you not looking for men..but perhaps I could change your mind?

Ah well in fairness that does show optimism even if it is misplaced.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And I know that one of us would answer "hell yes" and the other would answer "does real silicone count?"

...but its not a great way to introduce oneself though is it?...lol"

Believe me, it's better than some that I get! Eye poppingly hideous!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From a recent chatroom:

Couple 'x': "Hi everyone"

Me: "Hi and evening Couple 'x'

Couple 'x':"Read our profile we don't do single men"

A N Other: "He was only bloody saying 'good evening'...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Can I ask you a question?

No!!

Billy Connely had a classic answer:

"Can I ask you a Question?"

" Yes you get one and you just used it"

I normally try to be jolly and friendly, but I have done that when having an uncharacteristic grumpy day. "
surely women always say the right thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Believe me, it's better than some that I get! Eye poppingly hideous! "

I can imagine the testosterone from viewing your profile could make their brains a little short of blood and not quite up to a meaningful conversation ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Can I ask you a question?

No!!

Billy Connely had a classic answer:

"Can I ask you a Question?"

" Yes you get one and you just used it"

I normally try to be jolly and friendly, but I have done that when having an uncharacteristic grumpy day. surely women always say the right thing

Good point, well made (joking)

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

What you up to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know you not looking for men..but perhaps I could change your mind?

Ah well in fairness that does show optimism even if it is misplaced."
I suppose so

My other favourite is can I have sex with you whilst my hubby watches..response of no usually leads to, oh we only said that to make you feel more comfortable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"surely women always say the right thing

Creep ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I ask you to fuck my wife as my dick is too small and after you've done I will service you after?

Yep, this is what I get on a daily basis, no lie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My other favourite is can I have sex with you whilst my hubby watches..?"

So 'can I have sex with you while my wife watches' would be OK?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My other favourite is can I have sex with you whilst my hubby watches..?

So 'can I have sex with you while my wife watches' would be OK?

The last would be alright with me...

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

" Any plans for the week end?

How was your week-end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My other favourite is can I have sex with you whilst my hubby watches..?

So 'can I have sex with you while my wife watches' would be OK?

Not been asked that yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The last would be alright with me..."

Oh right OK ... I'll see if she is still talking to me after our divorce ....

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Fancy a fuck?

Is your cock as big as a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well blessed ladies like High Heels and Miss Innocent must hate getting asked:

"are those real"

Don't know about the ladies but THAT makes me cringe ..."

I rarely get asked if they're real. I do get asked what size they are. I tell them I'm a 32A

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The last would be alright with me...

Oh right OK ... I'll see if she is still talking to me after our divorce ...."

No, I wouldn't with you

Google cuckqueaning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not been asked that yet

So.......

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

WUU2?

I had to google that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google cuckqueaning."

Far too technical for me ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not been asked that yet

So......."

Amazingly No

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alright?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google cuckqueaning.

Far too technical for me ..."

It's the reverse of cuckolding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a question but the statement 'shame you live so far away' grates me a bit because of the automatic assumption that if I were closer I'd meet without hesitation

It is a shame though

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can you make an exception?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I make you pregnant?" is pretty high in the list of crap questions, as is "can I face fuck you with my 9" cock?"

Both got an instant block. I even forgot to say "no thank you", what terrible manners!

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

I have two that particularly annoy me;

#1 can I ask you a question?

No! Why can't they just ask what you wanted to in the first instance?

#2 what are you wearing?

I say in me profile I'm a single mother so I'm hardy going to be walking around in stockings, suspenders and a corset 24/7 now am I?

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By *astard and goodgirlCouple over a year ago

Near Exeter

'any ladies want to go round and please my hubby while I'm at work?'

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

for a guy ...."Is it in".....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"for a guy ...."Is it in".....

Man: Wider ...wider..

Woman: Ooh OK how's this?

Man: wider ...wider.

Woman: OOh you big bull you.. like this?

Man: wider Wider..

Woman: mmmmm .. are you trying to get your balls in as well you dirty man?

Man: No I am trying to get the beggers out!

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Worst question on fab has to be.......

Hi..what u into. Lmfao"

What size are your tits? Drives me fucking mental!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just been randomly asked if i have a dog, not gonna even reply to that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can suck you together?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

[Removed by poster at 09/12/15 21:16:03]

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

I was asked, "can I plough your furrow.?"

To which I replied, "what colour is your tractor?".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I inpregnate you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

do you ride natural ?

was the first mail I ever received .. hadnt a clue what it meant

(im not so innocent now )

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By *LFB.Woman over a year ago

Farnborough.

What do you like...

one word answer...chips

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By *aisyDoandDaisyDontWoman over a year ago

little old town of Reading!

People asking what I do for a living... It's completely irrelevant, and if that's your starting point for a conversation then it's started off pretty boring! Apart from that- all of the above!!

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By *etzPlayCouple over a year ago

Southend

"What are you looking for on here?

That drives me mad

We use that all the time and it works

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

I got "U like fun?" once..

The mind boggles - who doesn't like fun? (although I'm sure that's not what he meant)

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Wot u up 2?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want it rammed up you ive had.. Oooh dear lol thinks he is pneumatic drill ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That boring as... Hi. Drives me bonkers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just been randomly asked if i have a dog, not gonna even reply to that one."

Barking mad lol x

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By *ilmiss75Woman over a year ago

Thornton

Are you free NOW? I can meet now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just been randomly asked if i have a dog, not gonna even reply to that one.

Barking mad lol x"

Think he is, last time he messages me he was 46, first profile he messaged me on he was 30...don't think he knows who he is even, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I pay to watch you

Have sex and can you

Sell me your knickers - no and no

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"Where do you live?

I sometimes say Uttoxeter. "

Great place - as is Staffordshire in general.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What clothes you wearing

What knickers you got on

Hi, how are you?

Do you like cock..

Am looking for older

Just a few...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Them - "Where do you live.?"

Me - "Right where it says I live - it's written at the top of my Profile...!"

Them - "Shame you live so far away.."

Me - "But I don't live far away - I live right here, where my house is, just where I want to be - isn't that lucky!"

Them - "Wot u lookin 4..?"

Me - "Read my xxxxing Profile...!!!"

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By *lderlady888Woman over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"arse to mouth?"......

I replied with, i dont know, do you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""arse to mouth?"......

I replied with, i dont know, do you?"

Classic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get...

...u got a face to go with that ass....

...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Do you know someone else I can fuck, as you're not free? Mum, sisters?

Of course when I'm busy I'll happily phone around my family and friends to see who's desperate or who could enjoy the dream hunk, whilst I slave away.

'Are you really vocal?'

I might tell you to fuck off, if you're as lousy a lover as you are communicator. And my enjoyment depends on your performance, so if girls aren't making the right noises, maybe it's you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What type of man are you looking for to which I reply; one with a head, body, two arms and two legs

The worst was 'so how many of your family have you fucked'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where abouts in Edinburgh are you?! Ummmmm the other end of the country!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had one particularly awful one sent to me today.. I won't repeat but I've had more weird messages over the past few days than ever.. It's almost as if someone's playing a prank on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It also seems to be a challenge for blokes now I've put I'm not meeting!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Statement was the worst opening line ....

"Get urself to my hotel room now as I know you will love it'

I replied " I don't play with boys"

He replied he was a gentleman as he worked in an office and all!

Puppies!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What you up too right now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just laughed out loud at that!

What wool do you use though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs. Should have used the reply and quote button...

Was in reference to the knitting pattern retort.

It's all in the timing and delivery eh!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

What size are your tits.

Where do you live.

Do you have any friends I can fuck.

Can I do *insert illegal activity* with you.

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By *kindofmagicXXXMan over a year ago

Bristol

May have asked some of those lol. Guilty as charged. Hard to know what else to ask for an introductory message.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where do you live?

I sometimes say Uttoxeter. "

You got a problem pal??!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I tounge dart your fart box!

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By *entleman and SassyPussCouple over a year ago

Just had "can I ask you a question"

Well you jut did mate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I tounge dart your fart box! "

just spilt my tea , never heard that one .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I fuck your wife!

Think your asking the wrong person! Mr don't decide who I fuck you idiot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I tounge dart your fart box!

just spilt my tea , never heard that one ."

some people do have a way with words don't they

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

'How are you finding the site?'

Why with my web browser of course, fuck you very much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q - 'I know I'm out of your age range - but will you meet me?' !!!!!

A - NO!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you wearing?

It's 3pm on a Saturday, I'm wearing crotchless knickers and a peephole bra of course

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"What are you wearing?

It's 3pm on a Saturday, I'm wearing crotchless knickers and a peephole bra of course

And I thought you were normally naked with my head buried in your boobs at that time on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are you wearing?

It's 3pm on a Saturday, I'm wearing crotchless knickers and a peephole bra of course

And I thought you were normally naked with my head buried in your boobs at that time on a Saturday

Well you know that would be my ideal Saturday afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you fuck for cash?

Can I get you pregnant?

Have you got a friend to share with me?

Loads of grim messages.

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By *rmrshorny2Couple over a year ago

Seaside

We had one message

can I impregnate her, such a smooth talker lol

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By *erfectman122Man over a year ago

from somewhere nice

What you up to!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How submissive are you?" That one works me up

Lady xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Are they real?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

snog/shag/avoid or variations of . Fuck off man , seriously if its the shag or snog option message them if its the avoid one then dont write in the fucking forum . Does my nut ..........or the classic should i go or should i stay .... look pal no one really gives a hamsters fart what you do your wee desperate cry for attention probably puts off the 1% of d*unken barely female victims who think they are liking (or licking in some cases ) a page on facebook and have accidently winked at you which of course you intend to message right after your finished strangling that dried out worm you call a penis whilst thinking about all those camping trips and little secret days with your "uncle" . Are you sure your straight ? - well thank you buddy for blowing my fucking mind there , ive never even thought about it . Mainly because since the age of about 11 i been puling the head of it to just about any woman with tits and pounding as much pussy as i possibly can legally and without my dick just exploding in utter delight but your right mate if i close my eyes and just ignore the friction burns on my balls from your beard and the stench of spunk and booze on your breath not to mention your fucking sandpaper hands trying desperately to turn my now bleeding dick into a table leg or gritty deep voice telling me how much you like it in the back of your shity wee car it could be anyone ....... Thanks for opening my eyes to that possibility bud !! I put straight on my profile because realy im a sexually confused fucking retard who loves getting touched up by someone who makes a raging moose look sexy . Why couldn't you be older/younger - listen sweetheart ive not got any control over that one just like you have no control over that spewhole that is obviously disconnected from that organ that makes your head heavy and is more than likely still swimming about in a sea of GI's spunk from that time you took a lineup for a bar of chocolate , as for the younger one ....im sorry i have no desire to fuck you while you cry your way through repressed memories of last week when your tech teacher asked you to play with his wrench and you were confused what a wrench was , coma back in ten years when you learned what it is and what its for . Anyway i canny think of anymore right now but im sure that within five minutes of leaving ill think ahh fuck there's another question and another and another but you know i very much doubt you want me to be on here writing a fucking essay on why questions burst my head to the point where the blender becomes a viable option its just what head goes in first , so on that note im off to investigate putting a lightbulb up my arse whilst thinking about who i would fuck or snog or avoid and seeing my wee syrian pal who hopefully can hook me up with a variety of passports ..........

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Have you seen my cream? Doc said apply before sex..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"snog/shag/avoid or variations of . Fuck off man , seriously if its the shag or snog option message them if its the avoid one then dont write in the fucking forum . Does my nut ..........or the classic should i go or should i stay .... look pal no one really gives a hamsters fart what you do your wee desperate cry for attention probably puts off the 1% of d*unken barely female victims who think they are liking (or licking in some cases ) a page on facebook and have accidently winked at you which of course you intend to message right after your finished strangling that dried out worm you call a penis whilst thinking about all those camping trips and little secret days with your "uncle" . Are you sure your straight ? - well thank you buddy for blowing my fucking mind there , ive never even thought about it . Mainly because since the age of about 11 i been puling the head of it to just about any woman with tits and pounding as much pussy as i possibly can legally and without my dick just exploding in utter delight but your right mate if i close my eyes and just ignore the friction burns on my balls from your beard and the stench of spunk and booze on your breath not to mention your fucking sandpaper hands trying desperately to turn my now bleeding dick into a table leg or gritty deep voice telling me how much you like it in the back of your shity wee car it could be anyone ....... Thanks for opening my eyes to that possibility bud !! I put straight on my profile because realy im a sexually confused fucking retard who loves getting touched up by someone who makes a raging moose look sexy . Why couldn't you be older/younger - listen sweetheart ive not got any control over that one just like you have no control over that spewhole that is obviously disconnected from that organ that makes your head heavy and is more than likely still swimming about in a sea of GI's spunk from that time you took a lineup for a bar of chocolate , as for the younger one ....im sorry i have no desire to fuck you while you cry your way through repressed memories of last week when your tech teacher asked you to play with his wrench and you were confused what a wrench was , coma back in ten years when you learned what it is and what its for . Anyway i canny think of anymore right now but im sure that within five minutes of leaving ill think ahh fuck there's another question and another and another but you know i very much doubt you want me to be on here writing a fucking essay on why questions burst my head to the point where the blender becomes a viable option its just what head goes in first , so on that note im off to investigate putting a lightbulb up my arse whilst thinking about who i would fuck or snog or avoid and seeing my wee syrian pal who hopefully can hook me up with a variety of passports ..........

Very underrated post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm one year outside your age filter can you make an exception

Answer " no" hehe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you .

Do you fancy me we've been seeing eachother 4 years now

Answer "no" hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy seeing me and no others

Answer "no" hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you into ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Just had "can I ask you a question"

Well you jut did mate!

I get those and reply with "No I don't want to help you lose your virginity".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i give you a golden shower

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How are you finding Fab ?

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By *accaMan over a year ago

leicester

Made me chuckle reading this lol... I'm sure you ladies get loads of the same questions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you free Now ??? lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"How are you finding Fab ?"

I don't mind that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are you finding Fab ?

I don't mind that one

I guess it depends who is asking the question...

How are you finding Fab babe ?

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By *accaMan over a year ago

leicester

"How are you finding Fab ?

I don't mind that one

I guess it depends who is asking the question...

How are you finding Fab babe ?

I'm asking lol x

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Very underrated post

This had me in hysterics xxxx I think I'm in love lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very underrated post

This had me in hysterics xxxx I think I'm in love lol "

Brilliant post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you role play a mother and son scenario? I want to call you mummy. Wrong wrong wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I tounge dart your fart box! "

Oh I had tongue punch, who knew it may be regional haha

......

Are you looking to meet now?

....oh yes, I've been awaiting your email, lucky me.

Can I ask you a question?

....that is a question!?!??

Fancy meeting again?

.....Again? I've never even spoke to you let alone met

And so on and so forth.....

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By *laire KinkyTV/TS over a year ago

Coventry

were you born as a guy?

"no, i had the cock attached to make my tits look bigger"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Q - 'I know I'm out of your age range - but will you meet me?' !!!!!

A - NO!!!!

No ... but ... but ..

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

are your freckles real , no i drew them on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"are your freckles real , no i drew them on "

that's actually a thing right now, to draw freckles on your face using cosmetics.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"are your freckles real , no i drew them on

that's actually a thing right now, to draw freckles on your face using cosmetics."
they can have some of mine then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know it says you are straight but....can I suck you off while you just watch porn? (before I found out about filters)

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By *ay19720 OP Man over a year ago

Ashford kent

Lmao...looks like I got u all talking (some rating) with this thread I posted...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

How many days can I stay for?

I'm not ABTA bonded nor receiving lottery funding for homelessness work.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

How big are your tits...just proves they didn't read the profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I normally try to be jolly and friendly, but I have done that when having an uncharacteristic grumpy day.

About every 4th week by any chance ?..

MR CHALK!!! How very sexist!! I may have to discipline you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Worst question on fab has to be.......

Hi..what u into. Lmfao"
do you like sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Worst question on fab has to be.......

Hi..what u into. Lmfao do you like sex

Fuck no lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had the following message.

Subject..... do you breed ?

Followed by.... are you fertile ?

WTF ? Is this an actual fetish or something ??

I replied to the lovely gentleman with the words

Jog on.... I am a human being NOT a fucking farm yard animal. He is now Blocked.

I'm a firm believer in live and let live, each to their own and all that jazz but this is taking the piss.

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Just had the following message.

Subject..... do you breed ?

Followed by.... are you fertile ?

WTF ? Is this an actual fetish or something ??

I replied to the lovely gentleman with the words

Jog on.... I am a human being NOT a fucking farm yard animal. He is now Blocked.

I'm a firm believer in live and let live, each to their own and all that jazz but this is taking the piss.

Love it that made me lol. At least it was up front even if unsuitable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had the following message.

Subject..... do you breed ?

Followed by.... are you fertile ?

WTF ? Is this an actual fetish or something ??

I replied to the lovely gentleman with the words

Jog on.... I am a human being NOT a fucking farm yard animal. He is now Blocked.

I'm a firm believer in live and let live, each to their own and all that jazz but this is taking the piss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had the following message.

Subject..... do you breed ?

Followed by.... are you fertile ?

WTF ? Is this an actual fetish or something ??

I replied to the lovely gentleman with the words

Jog on.... I am a human being NOT a fucking farm yard animal. He is now Blocked.

I'm a firm believer in live and let live, each to their own and all that jazz but this is taking the piss.

Love it that made me lol. At least it was up front even if unsuitable.

It shocked me to be honest and I thought I was pretty

un-shockable. That's the first and hopefully last time I get asked that question!

Glad it made you smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Worst question on fab has to be.......

Hi..what u into. Lmfao do you like sex

Fuck no lol

"
no you got that wrong that's the worst answer xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worst question has to be, I'm d*unk and who's on here around the Derbyshire area?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Hows yous'

Absolutly hate that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What really!!! What lunatics would say that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The wtf question i received was "do i still have periods?"

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