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Lick my bean son of bitch!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well well well, I recently met a girl, very shy, classy, well mannered and polite but when we got physical, she was totally different, which at first turned me but when she told me "Lick my bean son of bitch" I could help but burst out laugh and she took it wrong...and left!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd have laughed to
I remember a guy telling me to lick his cock like a lollypop
How can you not laugh?  "
Haha yea I wasn't expected the little "son of bitch" at the end  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Laughed my arse off I have a bad habit of laughing during sex. Sometimes dirty talk takes me surprise.
I'm fussy with it too, sometimes it's a turn on sometimes it's a turn off.
What I hate though is guys muttering "Cum for me Vara". So tempting to reply "Sorry mate no where fucking near... " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Laughed my arse off I have a bad habit of laughing during sex. Sometimes dirty talk takes me surprise.
I'm fussy with it too, sometimes it's a turn on sometimes it's a turn off.
What I hate though is guys muttering "Cum for me Vara". So tempting to reply "Sorry mate no where fucking near... ""
I love it when guys are fucking me and they say stuff like I'm going to pull my cock and you'll gush all over
They pull their cock out quick......and.....
Ermm nope that's never going to happen
But no matter now many times you tell them they keep trying  |
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"Well well well, I recently met a girl, very shy, classy, well mannered and polite but when we got physical, she was totally different, which at first turned me but when she told me "Lick my bean son of bitch" I could help but burst out laugh and she took it wrong...and left!
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Hahaha, epic fail!!! |
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"Well well well, I recently met a girl, very shy, classy, well mannered and polite but when we got physical, she was totally different, which at first turned me but when she told me "Lick my bean son of bitch" I could help but burst out laugh and she took it wrong...and left!
What would have you done ? "
I'd have replied "rub your bean on my bean pole and then ride it biatch!  |
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"Well well well, I recently met a girl, very shy, classy, well mannered and polite but when we got physical, she was totally different, which at first turned me but when she told me "Lick my bean son of bitch" I could help but burst out laugh and she took it wrong...and left!
What would have you done ? "
Bitch didn"t have bring your mum into it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Laughed my arse off I have a bad habit of laughing during sex. Sometimes dirty talk takes me surprise.
I'm fussy with it too, sometimes it's a turn on sometimes it's a turn off.
What I hate though is guys muttering "Cum for me Vara". So tempting to reply "Sorry mate no where fucking near... "
I love it when guys are fucking me and they say stuff like I'm going to pull my cock and you'll gush all over
They pull their cock out quick......and.....
Ermm nope that's never going to happen
But no matter now many times you tell them they keep trying "
Exactly!! failed mystic meg exam there dear  |
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"Well well well, I recently met a girl, very shy, classy, well mannered and polite but when we got physical, she was totally different, which at first turned me but when she told me "Lick my bean son of bitch" I could help but burst out laugh and she took it wrong...and left!
What would have you done ? "
Not laughed at, maybe laugh with her and enjoy the moment? And maybe more such moments?
Not sure I would have posted about her but realise we all differ and someone will say ' doesn't matter as she may not be on here' ..
Hey ho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I remember a male friend telling me about his new girlfriend.He told her to talk dirty to him .She was nice but shy and well spoken .They were getting down to it and she turned around and said rip my tights off and fuck me .He laughed and she slapped him .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember a male friend telling me about his new girlfriend.He told her to talk dirty to him .She was nice but shy and well spoken .They were getting down to it and she turned around and said rip my tights off and fuck me .He laughed and she slapped him . "
I got to say that's just fooking hilarious, got to clean up the puddle now cos I pissed myself laughing !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If it makes me laugh I laugh. If they don't like being laughed at they don't see me again.
If it makes me cringe I don't see them again.
Very small things can turn me off very quickly. It's usually something someone says. |
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At least my meet had the good sense to save the laughter 'til he was on the way home on Sunday afternoon lol! 
