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Share something trivial

By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A thread to sharing trivial stuff about you…. the more trivial the better. In fact you may get a special ‘trivialicious bonus point’ for things which are truly trivial. But beware, if it’s not trivial enough, you might get a ‘polo poo point’

So to start with my something trivial…. I use far too much washing up liquid when I wash up (I know because it takes ages to get rid of the suds when I have finished).

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

I went to put one of my boots on this morning....only to find our new kitten asleep in it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wear size 10 shoes. Does that earn any points? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was a teenager, I was in a band that one Battle of the bands

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

I can waggle my ears...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to stand on a step ladder in order to use my largest stock pot on the stove!

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

I was invited to appear on Channel 4's Coach trip......

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

ive just fed ma gold fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have travelled every continent and at last count more than 50 countries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found a used cotton bud......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I often fall asleep with chewing gum in my mouth...and I regret ever using an epilator on my legs ..got a crop of ingrowing hairs now.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I wear size 10 shoes. Does that earn any points? x

Sorry but shoe size is REALLY important.... you get a polo poo point!

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

I used to be a magicians assistant

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I have just imagined what I would look like wearing a fez for 5 full minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wear size 10 shoes. Does that earn any points? x

Sorry but shoe size is REALLY important.... you get a polo poo point!"
Arh you're too harsh.

I once got chased off an island in Indonesia, had to bribe one of the locals to take me to the next one. The Gili Islands

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have two and a half pairs of driving gloves... I seem to have misplaced a black one.

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

I've just boiled the kettle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My right nostril is always blocked.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Car cigarette lighter's missing again, must have fallen off the centre console. I will have a look under the seats later.

I might keep you all posted, not sure yet.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

My belly button fluff is always blue.

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By *berman5Man over a year ago

aberystwyth

hi _inktherapy - is the tea made yet!!

I need a haircut too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just turned down the electric blanket from 2 to 1. It's not cold, may turn it to 0. Hmmm, will keep you all appraised.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

I got up late and as I had bed hair I wore a hat when I went out first thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like watching homes under the hammer and sadly am addicted

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By *uro anchorMan over a year ago

Coventry

i gotta do the washing up with a normal amount of liquid...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love baths better then showers .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My car tends to pull to the left when travelling at over 50mph

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just eaten a custard cream by biting off one side, licking the cream off then eating the other side.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I've not been downstairs yet this morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im typing in here

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By *aughty_kittyWoman over a year ago

finger licking good

i aint shaved my legs in 3 weeks

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By *andsomgeorgeMan over a year ago

Rugby

I've just bought a new...teapot

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By *ertnbeckyCouple over a year ago

oldham

if i had no skull my head would be all wobbly

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By *uro anchorMan over a year ago

Coventry

"I've not been downstairs yet this morning."

me neither

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just put a load of washing in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i get turned on my new undies

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have a toenail on my left foot which is a little bit narrower than the others

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice pair of shoes on a woman , then when you look she still got price on the bottom of them £2.99 Primark LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have decided i no longer want the sandwich i have ordered for lunch

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im in a really bad mood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a toenail on my left foot which is a little bit narrower than the others

the other feet ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking: should I have toasts or Crunchy Nut for brekkie?!! Decisions, decisions!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went to put one of my boots on this morning....only to find our new kitten asleep in it."

Awwwwwwww

I have know idea where that bloody receipt is!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The neighbours can`t decide t`ween Everest or Anglian windows apparently.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thinking: should I have toasts or Crunchy Nut for brekkie?!! Decisions, decisions! "

I had crumpets

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Thinking: should I have toasts or Crunchy Nut for brekkie?!! Decisions, decisions!

I had crumpets

I had edamame beans... it wasn't a choice really, they were the only food type thing in my workroom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

got dressed in the dark this morning and ended up with odd socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just had a lovely shower, and am all lynxed up

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i've got the day of today and the most exciting thing i have done so far is go to the dentist to have a bit of bone removed

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"i've got the day of today and the most exciting thing i have done so far is go to the dentist to have a bit of bone removed

Well If you're now missing a bone, I have just what you need

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Furthermore upon speaking to said neighbours.....Trev whose Tina`s fiancee..Tina being the neighbours daughter.....and he lives in Spaxton! Well....he went to B&Q yesterday for a looksy..but couldn`t find the right paint...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"i've got the day of today and the most exciting thing i have done so far is go to the dentist to have a bit of bone removed

Well If you're now missing a bone, I have just what you need

soup and liquidised food cos me mouth's all numb???!??!?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i need a long massage x

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"i've got the day of today and the most exciting thing i have done so far is go to the dentist to have a bit of bone removed

Well If you're now missing a bone, I have just what you need

soup and liquidised food cos me mouth's all numb???!??!?!

Exactly!

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

Just dropped the paper onto the top of the DVD player and disturbed the dust! Spose I'll have to clean it now.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm currently eating a Pink Lady from Sainsbury's.

The fleshy parts are soooooo sweet and juicy mmmmmmmmm.

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By *urreyfun2008Man over a year ago

East Grinstead

Listening to Radio 1

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I can't remember how many gold teeth I have.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm currently eating a Pink Lady from Sainsbury's.

The fleshy parts are soooooo sweet and juicy mmmmmmmmm."

mmm my fav

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had a big Irish fella plant a bomb under my truck..... He did ask me if it was ok to do it as it was part of a quality assurance test for the sniffer dogs at the Olympic Village.

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By *orestersCouple over a year ago

The Forest

A few minutes ago my left elbow itched but I scratched it and now it doesn't itch anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I done a challenge Anika in Swansea

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have my hair cut every 4 weeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i just sneezed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I`ve tried, but I can`t think of anything trivial.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i just sneezed

"
Oh no, hope you caught it and binned it. Don't want that spreading.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is common. Road cambers to left to shed water. Fuck, i asume i get a poo point !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i just sneezed

Oh no, hope you caught it and binned it. Don't want that spreading.

yup alwys do, not the kind of thing i want to share hahahaha

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I just drew a Dalek's head on my sketch pad, but got the perspective slightly wrong... oh well.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i am going to open my first ever ISA today - i feel so grown up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

someone on fab has just sent me a message and it was a nice complement and made me blush

( dont happen often)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The posty`s just been.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Share something trivial".

My cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just put the whites in on 65degree wash cycle...never done that before

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Today I am wearing one ring. I wear one ring most days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just changed my user name.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Today I am wearing one ring. I wear one ring most days."

I'd love to wear your ring, what's it like?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Today I am wearing one ring. I wear one ring most days.

I'd love to wear your ring, what's it like?"

It has two balls on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just had a cracking log, the bugger got jammed in the u bend... took 5 flushes to get in down!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im in the mood to be reckless

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"just had a cracking log, the bugger got jammed in the u bend... took 5 flushes to get in down!!!

i just threw up a little bit in my mouth

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"just had a cracking log, the bugger got jammed in the u bend... took 5 flushes to get in down!!!

i just threw up a little bit in my mouth

You threw up a little bit of what? Log?

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By *andsomgeorgeMan over a year ago

Rugby

Just having a green tea in my new tea pot.

This thread is starting to look and sound like facebook?

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By *ev and TrevCouple over a year ago

cardiff

"just had a cracking log, the bugger got jammed in the u bend... took 5 flushes to get in down!!!

I was hungry but now have no appetite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice new pic Polo, you look stunning in red x

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Today I am wearing one ring. I wear one ring most days.

I'd love to wear your ring, what's it like?

It has two balls on it"

Fair enough, I'll wait til they'e gone.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Nice new pic Polo, you look stunning in red x

Thanks but it didn't make me look big enough.

Anyway.... today I am writing with a pen from Q Hotels... it's purple.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just having a green tea in my new tea pot.

This thread is starting to look and sound like facebook?"

I'm top of my leaderboard playing Bejewelled Blitz on Facebook :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hit 60's/70's newsman Andrew Gardner on the head with a football live on the lunchtime news

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love bejewelled but it wont load.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I am still in my jammies

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

It wasn't under the seat, just checked.

It could have been under a car mat, I didn't look. I might look later.

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By *andsomgeorgeMan over a year ago

Rugby

"I am still in my jammies

I smiled and my mind wandered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It wasn't under the seat, just checked.

It could have been under a car mat, I didn't look. I might look later."

Still looking for that elusive lighter?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"It wasn't under the seat, just checked.

It could have been under a car mat, I didn't look. I might look later.

Still looking for that elusive lighter?"

Yes I don't know where it is.

It's becoming quite a concern but still trivial enough to qualify on this thread I believe.

Although Polo may make a ruling on this.

I'll keep you posted on how I get on. It could be in the glove compartment I suppose, not sure.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

polo poo point for funky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

87 of the last 100 people who’ve look at my profile were straight males…. (apparently !!!)

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I stabbed myself once, by accident. It was a few years ago and I haven't done it since.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I stabbed myself once, by accident. It was a few years ago and I haven't done it since."

Give yourself one of your own 'poo points'

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"polo poo point for funky"

Ah ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"someone on fab has just sent me a message and it was a nice complement and made me blush

( dont happen often)"

Someone on Fab been chatting to me all morning blocked me when he saw face pic: made me

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"someone on fab has just sent me a message and it was a nice complement and made me blush

( dont happen often)

Someone on Fab been chatting to me all morning blocked me when he saw face pic: made me

LMFAO

What a twat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It now transpires that Sheila my erstwhile neighbour is going to bingo.....I heard thru the kitchen window whilst pondering the vissisitudes of Brendas washing machine...Brendas going to pick her up....

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By *andsomgeorgeMan over a year ago

Rugby

I just used the long crevice tool on the hoover. Around the house, not around my person I hasten to add.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I just saw a bloke outside work, he looked a bit like my mate Mick.

Until he turned around, not so much then.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i'm really tired (

) but have to go look after my hyper nephew in a bit

am hoping to disract him with a bit of Glee so i can have a snooze on the sofa

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I've just ate a full tub of Pringles (and I'm still in my jammies)

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By *uro anchorMan over a year ago

Coventry

"I've just ate a full tub of Pringles (and I'm still in my jammies)"

greedy girl lol xx

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"I've just ate a full tub of Pringles (and I'm still in my jammies)"

Lazy mare.

I have a yellow pencil.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is not John

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just been to Asda and cant be bothered to put the shopping away

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"Just been to Asda and cant be bothered to put the shopping away"

Lazy mare.

I also have a black pen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still in my jammies too.

Finally come downstair to make a cuppa, deciding between Earl Grey or Vanilla Chai, turned around to see window cleaner cleaning patio doors!!!

Nearly 4 must think I'm a right lazy cow!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just turned my car head lights on, it's starting to get dark

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"Still in my jammies too.

Finally come downstair to make a cuppa, deciding between Earl Grey or Vanilla Chai, turned around to see window cleaner cleaning patio doors!!!

Nearly 4 must think I'm a right lazy cow!!!

Lazy mare.

I have an eraser as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i always loose one sock when doing the washing!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have now put the shopping away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ffs my log has just reappeared!!!

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"I have now put the shopping away"

Lazy mare sign now removed.

I have a tip-ex mouse.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have now put the shopping away

Lazy mare sign now removed.

I have a tip-ex mouse."

An ex mouse eh? Is he not just sleeping?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have now put the shopping away

Lazy mare sign now removed.

I have a tip-ex mouse."

does he need feeding? x

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"I have now put the shopping away

Lazy mare sign now removed.

I have a tip-ex mouse.

An ex mouse eh? Is he not just sleeping?"

Norwegian blue ex-mouse....

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By *ouplefunukCouple over a year ago

North Bristol

I'm wearing 2 pairs of socks and my feet are still cold.

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still in my jammies too.

Finally come downstair to make a cuppa, deciding between Earl Grey or Vanilla Chai, turned around to see window cleaner cleaning patio doors!!!

Nearly 4 must think I'm a right lazy cow!!!

Lazy mare.

I have an eraser as well."

I'm still on my Christmas holiday...have been since 17 December!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have just taken my dogs for a long walk.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

hmmmmm

I clicked on the reply button but I've forgotten what I was going to say now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I`ve just spotted a "timewaster" (on another thread obviously).

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"It now transpires that Sheila my erstwhile neighbour is going to bingo.....I heard thru the kitchen window whilst pondering the vissisitudes of Brendas washing machine...Brendas going to pick her up...."

Polo poo point!

It's too interesting following the story line.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just logged on to fabswingers.I can be very trivial at times

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

This week the nail varnish on my toes doesn't quite match the nail varnish on my fingernails

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Shoes are always just that little bit snugger in my left foot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we've got no biscuits left

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The shoe on my right foot keeps making a creeking noise as I walk lol

Can anyone tell me why ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Polo poo point!

It's too interesting following the story line."

Noooo!! Points at Brenda...t`was her that made me do it..a plague on her curlers.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We going dancin tonight lesson one lol xx

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

some trivial...

I have just run out of a box of "celebrations", they were left over from when the kids were coming round last halloween....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you have a T shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive said sommat trivial on nearly every post now so I am going home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found a big fat slug in my living room yesterday!

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By *uro anchorMan over a year ago

Coventry

"I found a big fat slug in my living room yesterday!"

u sure it was a slug and not a snail that had lost its shell ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I found a big fat slug in my living room yesterday!"

Got rid of mine 10 years ago

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By *anba2Couple over a year ago

burbage

Watching central news in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there's a woman i work with who's mom always gives her christmas gifts to charity. unless she likes them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just bought a car air freshener at the petrol station

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I found a big fat slug in my living room yesterday!

u sure it was a slug and not a snail that had lost its shell ?"

Oh believe me it was a slug

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have a hat I wear when I can't be arsed to do my hair... I am wearing it now.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can get the hiccups on purpose?! Does that count?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I can burp the national anthem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i am in my pjs now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have to stand on a step ladder in order to use my largest stock pot on the stove!

lol when i was taking driving lessons the instructer had to get a booster seat out of the boot for me

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

just discovered mates hard drive is fooked when i tried to do a clean install

ps katy - do you have yer sexy baffies on too????

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I only take my watch off when I am on holiday (or to swap it for another one)... otherwise I wear it 24/7.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

just scratched my balls,

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

that was good,i'm going back in.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My belly button goes inwards

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My nail varnish on my toes needs to be re done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Rob has big ear lobes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My nail varnish on my toes needs to be re done "

as does mine

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

last time I cut my toenails I cut my big toenails too short.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i never cut my toenails, only file them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I buy two different types of loo roll... the aloe vera type for upstairs and the shea butter type for downstairs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rob has big ear lobes"

Ooops .

So do I , sexy or not lol

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

my right ball,is slightly bigger,than my left ball.

no no hold on,

no its ok

thats right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'll be impressed with this.

Whats the longest a chicken has lived after its head has been cut off?

18 months.

Its in the guinness book of records and there is a website dedicated to him

http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.php

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have odd stockings on...Tut no wonder I was being stared at in the Pub...

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"You'll be impressed with this.

Whats the longest a chicken has lived after its head has been cut off?

18 months.

Its in the guinness book of records and there is a website dedicated to him

http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.php"

Unless it was your chicken (or your head even).... that's just got you a polo poo point.

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By *acquiesubWoman over a year ago

birmingham

I should be sleeping but can't be bothered

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Today's 'trivialicious bonus point’ goes to....

"My belly button fluff is always blue."

Though I am disappointed no one measured the length of the hair on their big toe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my right ball,is slightly bigger,than my left ball.

no no hold on,

no its ok

thats right.

And just how many Trivialicious Points are you expecting for that Lin ?

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"my right ball,is slightly bigger,than my left ball.

no no hold on,

no its ok

thats right.

And just how many Trivialicious Points are you expecting for that Lin ?"

lol

they're bigger than his.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was 5lb 6oz when i was born!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Today's 'trivialicious bonus point’ goes to....

My belly button fluff is always blue.

Though I am disappointed no one measured the length of the hair on their big toe."

Oh wow... this is sooo unexpected.... sniff... Well, I'd like to thank the academy, and my family... sniff... and my co.. erm.. contributors, I couldn't have done it without you guys... sniff.. its at times like these that we should all take a moment to dwell on the plight of the .. erm... orphaned penguins at the North pole (or is that the south pole?)... sniff... ok... well.... dont forget to tip the waiters!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once won a competition for best dressed woman!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have three nipples!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a life.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

I wish she hadnt mentioned hairy toes!!

Never really noticed before, but got a bit preoccupied by the length of the hair there, and managed to smack myself in the face with a ruler whilst trying to measure the length (fnar fnar)!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i can smell toast - thought it meant i was having a heart attack thn reaised its just next door making brekkie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

I don't like the cup im drinking my coffee from this morning but the one I like is upstairs

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I intend to get dressed this morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have walked half of the distance to work already. . . . And my legs ache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will be getting the 9:17 to Lewisham then the 9:38 to Denmark Hill today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

think I'll just let the world pass me by today or should I get off my backside n do something. Oh I don't know decisions, decisions

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have really thin eyebrows... and I've never plucked them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My microwave has broken. Didn't realise how much we used it till it died.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just discovered mates hard drive is fooked when i tried to do a clean install

ps katy - do you have yer sexy baffies on too????

shhhhh i do not have pink spotty baffies .ooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppssss

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Just been looking at clouds, none of them looked like anything... hey ho.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been looking at clouds, none of them looked like anything... hey ho."

wish i had some clouds here to look at. Grey skies and raining

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Just been looking at clouds, none of them looked like anything... hey ho.

wish i had some clouds here to look at. Grey skies and raining

I'll send you a pic and you can stick it on your window and pretend.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Soapy had made it over the border into Scotland (but can't understand a word people are saying as apparently we talk funny)

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I might pop out for lunch. Haven't made up my mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

_muma has a plook on her butt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just hoovered everywhere. It was an experience. How the fook you ladies manage to hold it upside down to do the ceiling is beyond me. Damn near broke my back attempting it.

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By *uro anchorMan over a year ago

Coventry

i gotta move some hay for some donkeys...

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

_muma has a plook on her butt.

easyshare has a boil on his!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

_muma has a plook on her butt.

easyshare has a boil on his!!!"

Tell him to strip off and sit on something hard - he'll easily share it.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

_muma has a plook on her butt.

easyshare has a boil on his!!!

Tell him to strip off and sit on something hard - he'll easily share it.

eeww wishy, that's not a sight I want to see just before lunchtime

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I didn't go out in the end. Just had chicken soup.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I didn't go out in the end. Just had chicken soup."

Sorry that was Heinz Chicken Soup for the soup-curious among you.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

soapy is off chasing haggis - either that or he's got lost, lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have just got back from the hospital and will be radioactive for a little while...tk tk tk tk tk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

_muma has a plook on her butt.

easyshare has a boil on his!!!

Tell him to strip off and sit on something hard - he'll easily share it.

eeww wishy, that's not a sight I want to see just before lunchtime

Its not a boil!! I`ts my "parsons nose".

Gander.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is just putting your feet up and chilling wears you out

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I have the third highest score ever achieved on Channel 5 quiz show "100%".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the third highest score ever achieved on Channel 5 quiz show "100%"."

now thats trivial :P or is that trivia?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have ordered some new glasses.

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By *uro anchorMan over a year ago

Coventry

i need to order some new glasses..

ive fed the horses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I havent had a letter from my dentist about my 6 month check up, even though I know its due.

Will fone them on Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the 1980's singer Smiley Culture owes me £2

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By *andsomgeorgeMan over a year ago

Rugby

Simpsons on SkyOne HD doesn't fit the screen fully

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By *andsomgeorgeMan over a year ago

Rugby

Simpsons on SkyOne HD doesn't fit the screen fully

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the above posted twice :P

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

my gran,always wore an apron.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We dont really sleep in a coffin

* creeps round graveyard *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We dont really sleep in a coffin

* creeps round graveyard *

*Faints*

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

facebook,is just a bigger version,of this thread.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

every tin of heinz baked beans has exactly the same number of beans, all hand counted by pensioners working to top up there pensions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Google is "1" with a hundred "0"s after it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google is "1" with a hundred "0"s after it..."

I think you will find that is a googol dear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Facebook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaiser Chiefs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google is "1" with a hundred "0"s after it...

I think you will find that is a googol dear. "

Yup... Was just taking trivial to a whole new level

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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There is no more baileys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google is "1" with a hundred "0"s after it...

I think you will find that is a googol dear.

Yup... Was just taking trivial to a whole new level

Well im obviously more trivial than you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google is "1" with a hundred "0"s after it...

I think you will find that is a googol dear.

Yup... Was just taking trivial to a whole new level

Well im obviously more trivial than you "

Precision is never trivial.;)

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"There is no more baileys

this thread is about trivial stuff.

running out of baileys is not trivial.

i need an angry stare smiley.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is no more baileys

this thread is about trivial stuff.

running out of baileys is not trivial.

i need an angry stare smiley.

Colon Hyphen Lowercase o...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is no more baileys

this thread is about trivial stuff.

running out of baileys is not trivial.

i need an angry stare smiley.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

the people in my tv sound like they are in a diving bell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is watching 'Book of Eli' ....Denzil Washington

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"There is no more baileys

this thread is about trivial stuff.

running out of baileys is not trivial.

i need an angry stare smiley.

Colon Hyphen Lowercase o...

i was only saying,no need to start calling me names.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is a perv on fabs lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is no more baileys

this thread is about trivial stuff.

running out of baileys is not trivial.

i need an angry stare smiley.

Colon Hyphen Lowercase o...

i was only saying,no need to start calling me names.

Errm... Think youll find that says "Colon" Colonel...

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"There is no more baileys

this thread is about trivial stuff.

running out of baileys is not trivial.

i need an angry stare smiley.

Colon Hyphen Lowercase o...

i was only saying,no need to start calling me names.

Errm... Think youll find that says "Colon" Colonel...

sorry euro,i thought you said colin.

you better get this thread,back on track.you dont want to fall out with

polo.hmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is watching Hunt for Red October for the second time this week...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dog has just farted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmmmm summat trivial....?????

ermmmm

I like nibbling all the chocolate off maltezers and saving all the little balls..

Tastes like horlicks

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By *teborahCouple over a year ago

warrington

i have just had a sugar puff wee!!! whats all that about??

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