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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You call ... Hey you over there....
Who me?
You say ....don't you dare ignore....
I think ....what is this guy for?
He thinks he's the best guy on this site - like every other fellow EVERY NIGHT!
He FABBED my pic ... And did the usual sky remote guide in order to show his very well endowed side
I hear yet again how "considerate" a lover he could be if he only could be with me ....
He tells me he is trimmed, he tells me of his fantasy of my sister, he even tried to convince me it wasn't a blister on his Mister!
Oh why oh why does not this guy just romance me into bed - is he not aware of what will be presented there instead....
If he but lays the flowers and treats at my feet I will to give to him that velvet touch, the eyes that say so much and the passion beyond belief
We will swirl entwined in bed like cocktails - we will indulge in food and laughter like Vikings gone by - we will have the time of our life X
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honestly, will it ever end?
These women whom think they're gods gift just because they've 1-10 odds in their favour. ..tut ....tut....tut....okay then;
"Hey nice tits, - wanna quicky?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Honestly, will it ever end?
These women whom think they're gods gift just because they've 1-10 odds in their favour. ..tut ....tut....tut....okay then;
"Hey nice tits, - wanna quicky?"
*checks out BBC Radio 4 with SKY remote........ "
Lol - it was a poem in reply to another ...
A bit of fi X
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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From _ty31
His original message - all just fun xxxx
Hey there girl, yes you over there
Don’t ignore me don’t you dare
You know I’m the best thing on this site All the other blokes here are just shite Saw your profile and fabbed your pic
So in return here’s a photo of my dick With a Sky remote as a guide
To fit it all in you’d better open wide
And see that I’m all trimmed beneath Now you won’t get pubes stuck in your teeth
Just shows that I’m a considerate lover So why would you bother with any other?
So come round and see me quick In no time you’ll be sitting on my prick
Hurry up now you had better run So that I can stick it up your bum
Sexy words in my ear you may gently whisper
Whilst I lay back and fantasise about your sister
Just keep the noise down when you cum
We really don’t want to wake my Mum!! |
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"From _ty31
His original message - all just fun xxxx
Hey there girl, yes you over there
Don’t ignore me don’t you dare
You know I’m the best thing on this site All the other blokes here are just shite Saw your profile and fabbed your pic
So in return here’s a photo of my dick With a Sky remote as a guide
To fit it all in you’d better open wide
And see that I’m all trimmed beneath Now you won’t get pubes stuck in your teeth
Just shows that I’m a considerate lover So why would you bother with any other?
So come round and see me quick In no time you’ll be sitting on my prick
Hurry up now you had better run So that I can stick it up your bum
Sexy words in my ear you may gently whisper
Whilst I lay back and fantasise about your sister
Just keep the noise down when you cum
We really don’t want to wake my Mum!!"
*Feels a little bit of vom at the back of his throat* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From _ty31
His original message - all just fun xxxx
Hey there girl, yes you over there
Don’t ignore me don’t you dare
Just keep the noise down when you cum
We really don’t want to wake my Mum!!
*Feels a little bit of vom at the back of his throat*"
Shall We start a poetry club lol
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"You call ... Hey you over there....
Who me?
You say ....don't you dare ignore....
I think ....what is this guy for?
He thinks he's the best guy on this site - like every other fellow EVERY NIGHT!
He FABBED my pic ... And did the usual sky remote guide in order to show his very well endowed side
I hear yet again how "considerate" a lover he could be if he only could be with me ....
He tells me he is trimmed, he tells me of his fantasy of my sister, he even tried to convince me it wasn't a blister on his Mister!
Oh why oh why does not this guy just romance me into bed - is he not aware of what will be presented there instead....
If he but lays the flowers and treats at my feet I will to give to him that velvet touch, the eyes that say so much and the passion beyond belief
We will swirl entwined in bed like cocktails - we will indulge in food and laughter like Vikings gone by - we will have the time of our life X
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What do you mean by thinks, I know that I am the best guy
I could turn a lady from this site on with just a wink of my eye
You say you are still on crutches after your fall
I have that effect on ladies one and all
But always you pass me by
Even though I send you messages, never lie
That would make any other lady weak at the knees
But we never meet; are you just a cock tease
Or maybe it’s because you are Australian
And still mad at Jonny Wilkinson
Now I know cock pics do nothing for you, even with a sky remote or deodorant can
And that what you really seek is someone sensual, confident, a real man’s man
So maybe just for you I will make an extra effort to impress
In a smart suit, bearing roses, chocolates and champers no less
A man with stamina to last through the night, well I could be tantric
It could be worth it as you claim your fellatio is fantastic
Returning the favour with my tongue
Pushing you to orgasm, making you cum
Playing with blindfolds, pushing senses and sensations
Building up expectations, the build up to penetration
You want us to feast like Vikings, we could have a laugh
Rub your body against mine, a special Japanese Bath
Or I could be your demi-god Thor
To make love until we are both sore
For you I will don my armour and be a man of valour
To follow you through the gates of Valhalla
But they say that talk is cheap
And the world a waits at our feet
We need to be quick, Christmas is coming
So like a turkey, let me give you a good stuffing!
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