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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Simon Cowell is promising to rock your casbah with a new TV show, coming in January, called Britain's Got Terror.
Cowell is quoted as saying :
'Music is so last year, the real rock stars of the future are Isis.
We are in negotiation with Channel Five, Endemol and the New Iraqi Caliphate and are aiming to show the rising stars of tomorrow in a format that will literally blow you away'.
Rumour has it that Cowell has some amazing panellists lined up :
'We have Bobby Ball, Lulu and Derek Acorah channelling some of the great monsters of history such as Stalin, Hitler. For the final Derek will be dragging up as Margaret Thatcher. Its going to be a smash!'.
When asked if he thought it was in poor taste Cowell just stared at us for ten minutes until Sinitta switched him off.
More to come as we get it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a better idea for a show. It involves Fern Britton kidnapping a well known quiz host for ransom. I'm calling it "Britton's Got Tarrant...""
I'd watch that  |
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