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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Say "I looked at your profile and I want to smash your back doors in" then when she playfully ignores your message, bombard her with cock pics in various states of arousal, and if that doesn't get you a meet my names not Stan Collimore  |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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Like this:
Hi I hope that I'm not too late
Your profile and pics I do rate
I've got a boner I need somewhere to stick it
So spread your pussy I may even lick It
Together sweetheart we could be a perfect match
Just to prove it my cock pics attached |
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"Like this:
Hi I hope that I'm not too late
Your profile and pics I do rate
I've got a boner I need somewhere to stick it
So spread your pussy I may even lick It
Together sweetheart we could be a perfect match
Just to prove it my cock pics attached"
Perfecto!
I might have to steal that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like this:
Hi I hope that I'm not too late
Your profile and pics I do rate
I've got a boner I need somewhere to stick it
So spread your pussy I may even lick It
Together sweetheart we could be a perfect match
Just to prove it my cock pics attached"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like this:
Hi I hope that I'm not too late
Your profile and pics I do rate
I've got a boner I need somewhere to stick it
So spread your pussy I may even lick It
Together sweetheart we could be a perfect match
Just to prove it my cock pics attached"
The "perfect match" bit sounds too clingy.
But the rest? Amazeballs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say that it's best to say hello and introduce yourself in a first message, maybe say what you like about their profile."
Don't make your 1st message to long,
And make sure you have read her profile, Then if you are like me read it again, I always seem to miss something 
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"I know it's bad form to copy and paste but.... "
If anyone actually gets a meet from this I'll take a pint of Guinness and a packet of dry roasted as a reward. Get blocked or a restraining order and you're on your own! |
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