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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can extend it to profile cliches
Nothing makes my eyes roll more than seeing "owned" on someone's profile "
"Owned"? I don't think I've seen this. In what context does it appear? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can extend it to profile cliches
Nothing makes my eyes roll more than seeing "owned" on someone's profile
"Owned"? I don't think I've seen this. In what context does it appear?"
I've seen this a few times, usually on sub female profiles, and on some couple sub/dom relationship profiles. I'm not a fan of the term |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had me cumming for ages
You will not be disappointed
Can't wait for next time"
Oh yeah, "he had me cumming over and over"
"x has a suckable cock", as opposed to an unsuckable one? |
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In profiles "professional" are they confusing nsa sex site with linkin ?
For verifications I hesitate as I do struggle writing them. Treat with respect followed by a graphic account of filthy debauchery makes me chortle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can extend it to profile cliches
Nothing makes my eyes roll more than seeing "owned" on someone's profile
"Owned"? I don't think I've seen this. In what context does it appear?
I've seen this a few times, usually on sub female profiles, and on some couple sub/dom relationship profiles. I'm not a fan of the term"
Ohhh I see. *shows naivety*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favorite profile line is...
We are a very good looking couple
Would that not be a matter of opinion or perspective?
In veri's it has to be the old 'don't pass this one by' chestnut
Someone is not going to say 'genuine fabber, turned up got naked, he was done in ten seconds and I think he must have left his cock at home cos I didn't feel a thing'
Or don't pass this one by, run the bitch over she is a psycho, she turned up in a wedding dress and she still stalking me from the tree over the road and we fucked a month ago, crazy, go the fuck home!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We always get jokes because everyone says Marc is a "laid back guy." And now everyone writes it just to be funny 
It has become our cliche.
-Courtney"
The joke is that's he's actually a hyperactive violent sociopath |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We always get jokes because everyone says Marc is a "laid back guy." And now everyone writes it just to be funny
It has become our cliche.
-Courtney
The joke is that's he's actually a hyperactive violent sociopath "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really don't understand the treat with respect comments
it is like they think they have some ownership over them.
Who doesn't treat others with respect? |
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"On profiles, the I've been here before so I know how it all works.
Two hours later they go UNLOS "
Thing is, "I've been here before so I know how it all works" is often their FULL profile. That's it!  |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
""Bring your snorkel" 
If we're talking profiles then any mention of, "a professional couple" or "jog on" always winds me up for some reason."
I am a professional, letters after my name .....
And Yeh definitely bring your snorkel, haha |
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"I really don't understand the treat with respect comments
it is like they think they have some ownership over them.
Who doesn't treat others with respect? "
Actually I have that on one veri because I had just told my meet how someone who is off the site now had been messing with my head, and he was just being really sweet and supportive! 
And I think loads of people on here are SO disrespectful! |
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"There's no pleasing some people, damned if they do, damned if they don't... "
Very true. I hate seeing the term "both smoothly shaven, expect the same from you" or something like that. Always makes my heart sink a little. But that's just me. There's obviously nothing wrong with putting that on a profile. |
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"There's no pleasing some people, damned if they do, damned if they don't...
Very true. I hate seeing the term "both smoothly shaven, expect the same from you" or something like that. Always makes my heart sink a little. But that's just me. There's obviously nothing wrong with putting that on a profile."
How many times do we see on threads and post people saying they're entitled to a preference, or to put what you like it's your profile and then you get the same people dishing profiles or veris for doing exactly that... It's very confusing |
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""If you don't like girls with curves then jog on"
Alright luv, no need to be aggressive "
Haha, love the aggressive ones.
It's the ones that make a lot of demands of other people's profiles, and yet theirs will be extremely basic. |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx
Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!"
Hope you didn't think that referred to us ??? Lol, we are a couple on here together....I meant guys who say that...hence the exclamation marks and question xxxxx |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
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1. [Thingy] is a very good friend.
2. Good things come in small packages
3. Treat [thingy] with respect or you will miss out.
I know I have written a few, but the cliches in a way makes the verification more exciting plus you still get the idea of what the person is like. |
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"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx
Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!
Hope you didn't think that referred to us ??? Lol, we are a couple on here together....I meant guys who say that...hence the exclamation marks and question xxxxx"
No, was agreeing with you lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""but we'll keep what happened between us"
Often followed by a smiley/winkey face. "
Lol....aye! We know what happened man...yous didn't have a game of Scrabble did yous!! |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx
Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!
Hope you didn't think that referred to us ??? Lol, we are a couple on here together....I meant guys who say that...hence the exclamation marks and question xxxxx
No, was agreeing with you lol! "
Oh ....good lol ...They are so annoying,, would never meet someone who states that....xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that goes into too much detail makes me cringe! I try and leave a veri that shows they are a nice person/people but doesn't ruin the surprise for the next one haha! No need for graphic details. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""but we'll keep what happened between us"
Often followed by a smiley/winkey face.
Lol....aye! We know what happened man...yous didn't have a game of Scrabble did yous!!"
I'm quite partial to a game of scrabble actually  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most have been covered. The ones that get my goat. Are the ones that are repeated. Women leaving gushing verifications and then SOME. Amazing, fantastic, best sex ever, does it for me, had me cumming, had me blah blah blah.
It's a shame, as I now automatically write that verified person off. If I see those repeat offenders pop up. As the verification does more bad than good for them, because it's been written everywhere just in a different vain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything that goes into too much detail makes me cringe! I try and leave a veri that shows they are a nice person/people but doesn't ruin the surprise for the next one haha! No need for graphic details.
So you don't want to to write about the last time I smashed your pasty with my love staff? "
Oh Jesus. That would just make me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Slightly unrelated but status updates that read something like "just had dinner now I'm going to have a bath"
It's like, rrreeeeaaalllyy?! That update is even boring on Facebook, let alone on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""but we'll keep what happened between us"
Often followed by a smiley/winkey face.
Lol....aye! We know what happened man...yous didn't have a game of Scrabble did yous!!
I'm quite partial to a game of scrabble actually "
Me too! |
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"Oh i also like the status updates that say "thankyou for the most amazing time ever last night you know who you are" usually written by men with never a sign of a verification not even the tick"
I find that update is usually from curvy women with angry profiles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"damn.....perhaps it's better to hide verifications then to friends only."
now i must remember that option next time a thread appears for ideas for admin to improve fab by |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't really like any verifications or profiles. Hence I have barely any profile and hide my verifications. I do have a wanky poem ripped off the internet, I hate those when other people have them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I'll rewrite our profile to be the most cliche I can make it and only display verifications with funny statements in them and see if it changes the messages we receive.
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I'll rewrite our profile to be the most cliche I can make it and only display verifications with funny statements in them and see if it changes the messages we receive.
-Courtney"
I had a horrendously cliche driven joke veri on my old profile, when I displayed it for a short time the messages I got were much more shit that normal. My extensive scientific testing indicates people do read them after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a single guy refers to the guy of a couple as being a cool laud back guy, he means
He didn't mind me fucking his wife. "
Glad we've got that sorted now 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'll rewrite our profile to be the most cliche I can make it and only display verifications with funny statements in them and see if it changes the messages we receive.
-Courtney
I had a horrendously cliche driven joke veri on my old profile, when I displayed it for a short time the messages I got were much more shit that normal. My extensive scientific testing indicates people do read them after all "
Well, since results of the experiment have been published I guess I'll forgo replication of the data.
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My favorite profile line is...
We are a very good looking couple
Would that not be a matter of opinion or perspective?
In veri's it has to be the old 'don't pass this one by' chestnut
Someone is not going to say 'genuine fabber, turned up got naked, he was done in ten seconds and I think he must have left his cock at home cos I didn't feel a thing'
Or don't pass this one by, run the bitch over she is a psycho, she turned up in a wedding dress and she still stalking me from the tree over the road and we fucked a month ago, crazy, go the fuck home!!!
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Hahaha!!This made my day. Actually laughed out loud |
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"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx
Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!
Hope you didn't think that referred to us ??? Lol, we are a couple on here together....I meant guys who say that...hence the exclamation marks and question xxxxx
No, was agreeing with you lol!
Oh ....good lol ...They are so annoying,, would never meet someone who states that....xxxxx"
No, I have a knee jerk reaction against the word discreet too. |
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"'Bring your A-game'
'Floats my boat'
and 'What can I say'?
Nothing pisses me off more than americanisms.. "A-Game"... Fuck sake  "
Exactly. Like you were going to turn up with a lazy lob on and give it your b or c game. Couple of pumps, squirt n run. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not a cliche, more the worst I ever saw but I saw a verification saying something like "this slut let me go bare and shoot up her, well worth the risk". Really...
I cringe when I see people verify each other again and again.
Also OP welcome back...again... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My partner knows I am on here !!!! Really? ??? Xxxx
Yeah, and how often does he/she cry themselves to sleep......just sayin'!
Hope you didn't think that referred to us ??? Lol, we are a couple on here together....I meant guys who say that...hence the exclamation marks and question xxxxx
No, was agreeing with you lol!
Oh ....good lol ...They are so annoying,, would never meet someone who states that....xxxxx
No, I have a knee jerk reaction against the word discreet too."
I don't mind discreet, but it's usually discrete |
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As for profiles, "will fill in later"... Joined 'over a year ago'. No verifications still, surprise :P
Or yeah, the word 'genuine'. Nobody ever says "can't meet at the mo, afraid i'm not genuine. Sorry!"
Or "looking for fun", who isn't? :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'Bring your A-game'
'Floats my boat'
and 'What can I say'?
Nothing pisses me off more than americanisms.. "A-Game"... Fuck sake
Exactly. Like you were going to turn up with a lazy lob on and give it your b or c game. Couple of pumps, squirt n run."
Dunno like, I'm not going to pretend I haven't brought my c game before when I couldn't be arsed. I'm a woman though so it's allowed |
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I'm really going to struggle writing the next verification now - I'm guilty I've used nearly all the cliches, but trying to think of something original is difficult.
The profile word I hate is 'genuine', as opposed to what ? Fake?
I don't care what you all think I like my verifications and I'm proud of them, especially the Carlsberg one - so raspberries |
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"damn.....perhaps it's better to hide verifications then to friends only.
now i must remember that option next time a thread appears for ideas for admin to improve fab by"
I see what you did there, how witty and sarcastic off you |
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"The ones that say they are very selective or picky, doesn't that go without saying"
I'm not certain that it does
Another oft used one -
We finally met, after chatting for months/years...
(Ran out of excuses not to meet, or eventually got really desperate) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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met for lunchtime meet, very sexy lady, gave a fantastic bj in the van as didnt have much time.cannot wait till next time
Was written something like that, I couldn't believe it, why on earth would you do that let alone publish the verification!
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"The ones that say they are very selective or picky, doesn't that go without saying
I'm not certain that it does
Another oft used one -
We finally met, after chatting for months/years...
(Ran out of excuses not to meet, or eventually got really desperate)"
Ah, I'd disagree with that one - me and someone else met after a few months as sorting out a time when we were both available took a while (and we were both a bit broke at the time to travel to see each other).
Would be a funny variation of Bingo, cross one off if you see a certain profile cliché, a message that just says "how r u", etc etc :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What about "Quality over Quantity" and "not looking to add notches to my bed post" or the other classic "looking for regular fb" oops think I might have used that one before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess its better than no verifications
Im happy what people write on mine and if they are clichés seriously who really gives a f**K "
Yep I agree
Must be wonderful to be so uncliched! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I guess there are heaps of chiches . I must have a few and must have written some too.
Though every thing I have written has been heartfelt and honest about the people I have met.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got some, I've given some do I care? Not really tge veris I've written are true reflections of the people I've come across that's all that really matters to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got some, I've given some do I care? Not really tge veris I've written are true reflections of the people I've come across that's all that really matters to me"
The* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guess its better than no verifications
Im happy what people write on mine and if they are clichés seriously who really gives a f**K "
Some of them are that bloody awful I would rather have no veris, because if I'd met someone who wrote such drivel it would show a total lack of judgement on my part. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""If you don't like girls with curves then jog on"
Alright luv, no need to be aggressive "
'Girls with curves' should invest in a good sports bra before they 'jog on'! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guess its better than no verifications
Im happy what people write on mine and if they are clichés seriously who really gives a f**K
Some of them are that bloody awful I would rather have no veris, because if I'd met someone who wrote such drivel it would show a total lack of judgement on my part."
I don't really have that much time on my hands to read them all..But like I say for me I couldn't give a flying feck..If that's what people want to leave and others want to show
....fill ya boots I say |
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I take verifications with a pinch of salt these days. I've met people who had amazing verifications and they were average at best. People tend to be so gushing that you really have to read between the lines. Also if you wrote a bad veri you know they wouldn't display them.
So no one ever writes," met this bloke, he was a bit older and fatter than his pics and had thinning hair. He was a bit dull but I was bored and a bit d*unk so thought why the hell not? He came back to mine,gave me some slobbery kisses, stuck his fingers in me for a few minutes, took out his minuscule cock, thrust it in me, grunted whilst saying ' yeah babe', came, dismounted then left, after wiping his cock and chucking the condom in the bin". Would you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really chatty.... wouldn't shut up
We chatted for hours.... she wasn't d*unk enough to say yes yet
Great with his fingers... cock was tiny
Amazing bj... its the only way I could get her to shut up.
Short notice meet... He was the only one I could find available |
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