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I have only been able to lick my dick head and one of my balls, but will do more yoga to get more flexible, the art of auto fellatio is one to master, they say no one gives better bjs than urself. |
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"Sorry to say this women of FAB ..... you'll just have to bend that little bit further for the lingus of your life !
Men have it easy!"
not easy. takes years to master. its good sucking your own but still found its better off others. |
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"Do love watching a guy do this. Not many willing to swallow it though we found  "
i swallow my own. if i am prepared for a woman to swallow it then it good enough for me. plus saves on the protein shakes for after the gym.
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"Do love watching a guy do this. Not many willing to swallow it though we found
i swallow my own. if i am prepared for a woman to swallow it then it good enough for me. plus saves on the protein shakes for after the gym.
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At about .5g of protein per shot Youd have to drink gallons of the stuff.. Think I'll stick to the shakes  |
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"Do love watching a guy do this. Not many willing to swallow it though we found
i swallow my own. if i am prepared for a woman to swallow it then it good enough for me. plus saves on the protein shakes for after the gym.
Good answer
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"I have only been able to lick my dick head and one of my balls, but will do more yoga to get more flexible, the art of auto fellatio is one to master, they say no one gives better bjs than urself."
If you have only managed to lick the head, how have you managed to lick your balls? Are they longer than your cock? |
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"I have only been able to lick my dick head and one of my balls, but will do more yoga to get more flexible, the art of auto fellatio is one to master, they say no one gives better bjs than urself.
If you have only managed to lick the head, how have you managed to lick your balls? Are they longer than your cock? "
Dooooooo your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Maybe he hangs weights off them  |
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"I have only been able to lick my dick head and one of my balls, but will do more yoga to get more flexible, the art of auto fellatio is one to master, they say no one gives better bjs than urself.
If you have only managed to lick the head, how have you managed to lick your balls? Are they longer than your cock? "
No the cock is above my balls sack lol, you do it when your cock is hard and plus you drag it down as well with your hands so it comes closer you know. |
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"I have only been able to lick my dick head and one of my balls, but will do more yoga to get more flexible, the art of auto fellatio is one to master, they say no one gives better bjs than urself.
If you have only managed to lick the head, how have you managed to lick your balls? Are they longer than your cock?
Dooooooo your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Maybe he hangs weights off them "
lol no. I don't press weight with it but a good idea there to hang some on the balls |
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"Dooooooo your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
...can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier... "
'Cos you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!
(where's that from??!) |
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"Dooooooo your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
...can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier...
'Cos you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!
(where's that from??!)"
Monty python? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have only been able to lick my dick head and one of my balls, but will do more yoga to get more flexible, the art of auto fellatio is one to master, they say no one gives better bjs than urself.
If you have only managed to lick the head, how have you managed to lick your balls? Are they longer than your cock? No the cock is above my balls sack lol, you do it when your cock is hard and plus you drag it down as well with your hands so it comes closer you know."
Ha I get the picture shag, but how do you get one of your balls in there?
As said cock is above said sack, surely you can deep throat your whole length  |
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"Dooooooo your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
...can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier...
'Cos you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!
(where's that from??!)
Monty python? "
It's not Monty Python - I know their stuff backwards...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOtFHF5WdQ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have only been able to lick my dick head and one of my balls, but will do more yoga to get more flexible, the art of auto fellatio is one to master, they say no one gives better bjs than urself.
If you have only managed to lick the head, how have you managed to lick your balls? Are they longer than your cock? No the cock is above my balls sack lol, you do it when your cock is hard and plus you drag it down as well with your hands so it comes closer you know.
Ha I get the picture shag, but how do you get one of your balls in there?
As said cock is above said sack, surely you can deep throat your whole length "
lol good and no don't got a picture. I haven't been able to do it for years, but will get into it again, you do the same with ur sack, pull it closer, the reason I can deep throat yet is cos of the angle you come into u know lol  |
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"Dooooooo your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
...can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier...
'Cos you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!
(where's that from??!)"
Bastardised kids' song "Do your ears hang low" |
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