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over a year ago
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"We hav'nt oooooh im gutted I dont slide off the sofa everytime I sit down 
You could try ours hun.... Anytime Mmmm"
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I love the coolness of the leather but it can get a bit warm after a bit of rumpy pumpy. Then you stick to the dam thing. But there is something about the smell of leather.
Think i will peruse land of leisure to see what they have in cream. |
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over a year ago
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"Ok fess up who has a leather sofa, it has been pointed out that swingers always have leather.
So who has and who hasn't?"
i have sexie black leather in my car ,, mmmmm who needs a sofa ,, lolol but yes have one oxe blood red ,, lol |
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"I love the coolness of the leather but it can get a bit warm after a bit of rumpy pumpy. Then you stick to the dam thing. But there is something about the smell of leather.
Think i will peruse land of leisure to see what they have in cream. "
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"Ok fess up who has a leather sofa, it has been pointed out that swingers always have leather.
So who has and who hasn't? i have sexie black leather in my car ,, mmmmm who needs a sofa ,, lolol but yes have one oxe blood red ,, lol"
Posh and a half then!. Got leather and suede in mine but the seats aren't really meant to play in.
So cream leather in a soft top will be the ultimate swingers car then?? |
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"Ok fess up who has a leather sofa, it has been pointed out that swingers always have leather.
So who has and who hasn't? i have sexie black leather in my car ,, mmmmm who needs a sofa ,, lolol but yes have one oxe blood red ,, lol
Posh and a half then!. Got leather and suede in mine but the seats aren't really meant to play in.
So cream leather in a soft top will be the ultimate swingers car then??"
i have new Range rover and black sexy leather ... lol still a virgin she is too ,, lolololol |
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"Just had Land of Leather at Wakefield hang up on me. Must have been something i said!
Numbers in the book if anyone else wants to ring  "
yes i am sure thay will all look it up if thay think help the sex ,, lol |
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"Cream leather is selling fast, But DONT ask if there is a seaman protection coating available as they hung up on me!"
What about the gushing thats what you have too look out for ,, lol can be like a river ,,
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"i aint got a leather sofa, but im not a swinger anyway, im a swingle 
lol luv that can i use it 2 purlease xxx"
swingles a great word ..i used it to describe myself on the couples thread a while back !
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"Mmmm you on a brown leather sofa..... Ooo my knees are all wobbly now
it even has a recliner for easy oral access
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I may have to get one now you said that ,, lol |
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"Mmmm you on a brown leather sofa..... Ooo my knees are all wobbly now
it even has a recliner for easy oral access
I may have to get one now you said that ,, lol"
go for it game...you wont look back
and freddie, no i dont have shiny cushions !! I have suede ones x |
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"Mmmm you on a brown leather sofa..... Ooo my knees are all wobbly now
it even has a recliner for easy oral access
I may have to get one now you said that ,, lol
go for it game...you wont look back
and freddie, no i dont have shiny cushions !! I have suede ones x "
Suede is great to lay your head on but how do you keep them clean?
I suspect you have well plumped cushions there, you southerners usually do! |
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"Mmmm you on a brown leather sofa..... Ooo my knees are all wobbly now
it even has a recliner for easy oral access
I may have to get one now you said that ,, lol
go for it game...you wont look back
and freddie, no i dont have shiny cushions !! I have suede ones x
Suede is great to lay your head on but how do you keep them clean?
I suspect you have well plumped cushions there, you southerners usually do!"
you want me to give cleaning tips and still stay sexy in your head...you'll have me in a pinny with a curler in my fringe ! |
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"Mmmm you on a brown leather sofa..... Ooo my knees are all wobbly now
it even has a recliner for easy oral access
I may have to get one now you said that ,, lol
go for it game...you wont look back
and freddie, no i dont have shiny cushions !! I have suede ones x
Suede is great to lay your head on but how do you keep them clean?
I suspect you have well plumped cushions there, you southerners usually do!
you want me to give cleaning tips and still stay sexy in your head...you'll have me in a pinny with a curler in my fringe !"
Hey id do the cleaning, you just make your self comfy on the sofa and ill be over with the wine and grapes to feed you |
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"Mmmm you on a brown leather sofa..... Ooo my knees are all wobbly now
it even has a recliner for easy oral access
I may have to get one now you said that ,, lol
go for it game...you wont look back
and freddie, no i dont have shiny cushions !! I have suede ones x
Suede is great to lay your head on but how do you keep them clean?
I suspect you have well plumped cushions there, you southerners usually do!
you want me to give cleaning tips and still stay sexy in your head...you'll have me in a pinny with a curler in my fringe !
Hey id do the cleaning, you just make your self comfy on the sofa and ill be over with the wine and grapes to feed you "
white ones so they dont stain the cushions
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"Ooo it takes a woman to plan when buying.
Just seen some pail mushroom ones at Next on line so im ordering."
for the stains .... soak a small hand towel in warm water with a glug of white whine vinegar in it ( not sarsons!! ). Wring it out so its just damp, lay it on the cushion and press it in - so it gets damp but not wet...then slide it off , pressing gently. rub gently on any stubborn bits. Then put them somewhere to dry naturally and brush gently with a suede brush when they are to get the nap back up.
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By *ragon1Woman
over a year ago
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"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?"
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure |
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"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure"
volunteering her sofa ..if freddie doesnt do the same before me !
stacking is definitely fun |
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By *ragon1Woman
over a year ago
Chesterfield |
"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure
volunteering her sofa ..if freddie doesnt do the same before me !
stacking is definitely fun"
I'll bring the clipboard and counter.... well we must do it properly lol |
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"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure
volunteering her sofa ..if freddie doesnt do the same before me !
stacking is definitely fun
I'll bring the clipboard and counter.... well we must do it properly lol"
i like your style Dragon, we wouldnt want to have to repeat the counting would we
lol pd - sofas definitely seem to be a place to be!
xx
waits for next installment - kitchen floors ; Lino or tiles , discuss
hehehe xx |
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I knew i was missing something in my lounge and its a sofa ! ive stood and looked for two year and could never put my finger on it or my arse to say the least pmsl |
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Wahooooo we have two leather sofa' so does that make us twice as hard??? core that is..hehe AND wait for it ....one IS cream and one is pink...the cream one makes a great posing couch for pics... but we don't slid... we stick to it, must be coz we are hot stuff when we have fun |
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"Wahooooo we have two leather sofa' so does that make us twice as hard??? core that is..hehe AND wait for it ....one IS cream and one is pink...the cream one makes a great posing couch for pics... but we don't slid... we stick to it, must be coz we are hot stuff when we have fun "
Chuff you are will hard core with that combination. You will play your trump card next and say you have an aquavac! |
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"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure
volunteering her sofa ..if freddie doesnt do the same before me !
stacking is definitely fun
I'll bring the clipboard and counter.... well we must do it properly lol
i like your style Dragon, we wouldnt want to have to repeat the counting would we
lol pd - sofas definitely seem to be a place to be!
xx
waits for next installment - kitchen floors ; Lino or tiles , discuss
hehehe xx "
big black bin liners cut open a gallon of chip fat and then slip on board baby
can take you a day to get off so make sure you both take bottled water with you .,.....its the ride of your life !!!! |
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"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure
volunteering her sofa ..if freddie doesnt do the same before me !
stacking is definitely fun
I'll bring the clipboard and counter.... well we must do it properly lol
i like your style Dragon, we wouldnt want to have to repeat the counting would we
lol pd - sofas definitely seem to be a place to be!
xx
waits for next installment - kitchen floors ; Lino or tiles , discuss
hehehe xx
big black bin liners cut open a gallon of chip fat and then slip on board baby
can take you a day to get off so make sure you both take bottled water with you .,.....its the ride of your life !!!!"
Errr are you on something? Not been to the pub for lunch!
Chip fat every where........Hmmm i donno about that. |
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"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure
volunteering her sofa ..if freddie doesnt do the same before me !
stacking is definitely fun
I'll bring the clipboard and counter.... well we must do it properly lol
i like your style Dragon, we wouldnt want to have to repeat the counting would we
lol pd - sofas definitely seem to be a place to be!
xx
waits for next installment - kitchen floors ; Lino or tiles , discuss
hehehe xx
big black bin liners cut open a gallon of chip fat and then slip on board baby
can take you a day to get off so make sure you both take bottled water with you .,.....its the ride of your life !!!!
Errr are you on something? Not been to the pub for lunch!
Chip fat every where........Hmmm i donno about that."
its only the finest chip fat ..organic from the moringa tree of africa ...so many omegas and also that sheen on your 146 quid tiles |
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"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure
volunteering her sofa ..if freddie doesnt do the same before me !
stacking is definitely fun
I'll bring the clipboard and counter.... well we must do it properly lol
i like your style Dragon, we wouldnt want to have to repeat the counting would we
lol pd - sofas definitely seem to be a place to be!
xx
waits for next installment - kitchen floors ; Lino or tiles , discuss
hehehe xx
big black bin liners cut open a gallon of chip fat and then slip on board baby
can take you a day to get off so make sure you both take bottled water with you .,.....its the ride of your life !!!!
Errr are you on something? Not been to the pub for lunch!
Chip fat every where........Hmmm i donno about that.
its only the finest chip fat ..organic from the moringa tree of africa ...so many omegas and also that sheen on your 146 quid tiles "
so right im bent to get covered in this ere chip fat and then walk across marble tiles! Jeeeeees i dont have a death-wish you know!
You deffo one kinky bugger!
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"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure
volunteering her sofa ..if freddie doesnt do the same before me !
stacking is definitely fun
I'll bring the clipboard and counter.... well we must do it properly lol
i like your style Dragon, we wouldnt want to have to repeat the counting would we
lol pd - sofas definitely seem to be a place to be!
xx
waits for next installment - kitchen floors ; Lino or tiles , discuss
hehehe xx
big black bin liners cut open a gallon of chip fat and then slip on board baby
can take you a day to get off so make sure you both take bottled water with you .,.....its the ride of your life !!!!
Errr are you on something? Not been to the pub for lunch!
Chip fat every where........Hmmm i donno about that.
its only the finest chip fat ..organic from the moringa tree of africa ...so many omegas and also that sheen on your 146 quid tiles
so right im bent to get covered in this ere chip fat and then walk across marble tiles! Jeeeeees i dont have a death-wish you know!
You deffo one kinky bugger!
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put away your pipe and slippers ...take a walk on the wild side ..... |
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"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure
volunteering her sofa ..if freddie doesnt do the same before me !
stacking is definitely fun
I'll bring the clipboard and counter.... well we must do it properly lol
i like your style Dragon, we wouldnt want to have to repeat the counting would we
lol pd - sofas definitely seem to be a place to be!
xx
waits for next installment - kitchen floors ; Lino or tiles , discuss
hehehe xx
big black bin liners cut open a gallon of chip fat and then slip on board baby
can take you a day to get off so make sure you both take bottled water with you .,.....its the ride of your life !!!!
Errr are you on something? Not been to the pub for lunch!
Chip fat every where........Hmmm i donno about that.
its only the finest chip fat ..organic from the moringa tree of africa ...so many omegas and also that sheen on your 146 quid tiles
so right im bent to get covered in this ere chip fat and then walk across marble tiles! Jeeeeees i dont have a death-wish you know!
You deffo one kinky bugger!
put away your pipe and slippers ...take a walk on the wild side ....."
I have no pipe im out in the garden in my shorts supposedly working. I looked in the deep fat frier but i did fish fingers in it and don't fancy bred crumbs all over me! |
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"He he he well how many swingers can you fit on a standard 3 seat sofa?
depends what positions you are in.......
I think we must do a proper scientific study and gt lots of people on one sofa jsut to make sure
volunteering her sofa ..if freddie doesnt do the same before me !
stacking is definitely fun
I'll bring the clipboard and counter.... well we must do it properly lol
i like your style Dragon, we wouldnt want to have to repeat the counting would we
lol pd - sofas definitely seem to be a place to be!
xx
waits for next installment - kitchen floors ; Lino or tiles , discuss
hehehe xx
big black bin liners cut open a gallon of chip fat and then slip on board baby
can take you a day to get off so make sure you both take bottled water with you .,.....its the ride of your life !!!!
Errr are you on something? Not been to the pub for lunch!
Chip fat every where........Hmmm i donno about that.
its only the finest chip fat ..organic from the moringa tree of africa ...so many omegas and also that sheen on your 146 quid tiles
so right im bent to get covered in this ere chip fat and then walk across marble tiles! Jeeeeees i dont have a death-wish you know!
You deffo one kinky bugger!
put away your pipe and slippers ...take a walk on the wild side .....
I have no pipe im out in the garden in my shorts supposedly working. I looked in the deep fat frier but i did fish fingers in it and don't fancy bred crumbs all over me!"
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"Naff off im not that gullible, no woman is going to think "wow he is hot and hes is covered in chip fat and bread crumbs"
I some how doubt the smell would appeal to the ladys."
thats easy ....chuck some salt and vinegar on and tell em its from ann summers massage stuff |
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"Naff off im not that gullible, no woman is going to think "wow he is hot and hes is covered in chip fat and bread crumbs"
I some how doubt the smell would appeal to the ladys.thats easy ....chuck some salt and vinegar on and tell em its from ann summers massage stuff "
ok ok ok ...if your well off invest in a smal ...note small bottle of baby oil ....so sure are mr big spender arent you ....but make sure they pay half ...!!!!!!!! |
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"Naff off im not that gullible, no woman is going to think "wow he is hot and hes is covered in chip fat and bread crumbs"
I some how doubt the smell would appeal to the ladys.thats easy ....chuck some salt and vinegar on and tell em its from ann summers massage stuff "
The women arnt that gullible you know. And it would smell terrible!!! |
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"Naff off im not that gullible, no woman is going to think "wow he is hot and hes is covered in chip fat and bread crumbs"
I some how doubt the smell would appeal to the ladys.thats easy ....chuck some salt and vinegar on and tell em its from ann summers massage stuff
The women arnt that gullible you know. And it would smell terrible!!!"
yeah yeah ok ok ...go for the baby oil, but cut back on the thickness of the bags .... |
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"Naff off im not that gullible, no woman is going to think "wow he is hot and hes is covered in chip fat and bread crumbs"
I some how doubt the smell would appeal to the ladys.thats easy ....chuck some salt and vinegar on and tell em its from ann summers massage stuff
The women arnt that gullible you know. And it would smell terrible!!!
yeah yeah ok ok ...go for the baby oil, but cut back on the thickness of the bags ...."
your one serious kinky foo ker you are! well as it happens there is a Kebab shop gone buts in Rotherham we are liquidateing. If there is a quantity of congealed kebab fat i will have it boxed up and mailed to you. Cant say fairer than that.
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"Naff off im not that gullible, no woman is going to think "wow he is hot and hes is covered in chip fat and bread crumbs"
I some how doubt the smell would appeal to the ladys.thats easy ....chuck some salt and vinegar on and tell em its from ann summers massage stuff
The women arnt that gullible you know. And it would smell terrible!!!
yeah yeah ok ok ...go for the baby oil, but cut back on the thickness of the bags ....
your one serious kinky foo ker you are! well as it happens there is a Kebab shop gone buts in Rotherham we are liquidateing. If there is a quantity of congealed kebab fat i will have it boxed up and mailed to you. Cant say fairer than that.
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kebab fat ...uuuuurrrrghhh the class of women i hang and slide around with wouldnt do kebab fat ....not enough of it anyoway as its on a grill and the good stuff runs away ....bit like the kebab if you put it down anywhere |
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The kebab fat runs off into a gutter and collected in a stainless steel bucket. Ill bet there is at least 12 litres.
As for classy ladies! Errr your telling me classy ladies lay black bin bags on there sofa nd get covered as you said in fresh chip oil and cavort with you???
Give over i'd get slapped if i suggested that! You do live in England? Your not from Serbia or eastern Europe?? |
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"The kebab fat runs off into a gutter and collected in a stainless steel bucket. Ill bet there is at least 12 litres.
As for classy ladies! Errr your telling me classy ladies lay black bin bags on there sofa nd get covered as you said in fresh chip oil and cavort with you???
Give over i'd get slapped if i suggested that! You do live in England? Your not from Serbia or eastern Europe??"
noooo not on sofa ....your sofa mad!! ....a nice big sheet of pastic on the floor ...a smidgeon of oil then get it on ...sooooo slippy and slidey ...mmmmmmmmmmmm..and i will have you know i am British .....well ....English actually ...said with crooked finger and china teacup |
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"The kebab fat runs off into a gutter and collected in a stainless steel bucket. Ill bet there is at least 12 litres.
As for classy ladies! Errr your telling me classy ladies lay black bin bags on there sofa nd get covered as you said in fresh chip oil and cavort with you???
Give over i'd get slapped if i suggested that! You do live in England? Your not from Serbia or eastern Europe??
noooo not on sofa ....your sofa mad!! ....a nice big sheet of pastic on the floor ...a smidgeon of oil then get it on ...sooooo slippy and slidey ...mmmmmmmmmmmm..and i will have you know i am British .....well ....English actually ...said with crooked finger and china teacup"
Not surprised you have a crooked finger and writhe on black polyurethane covered in chip fat with some bird that's orange and hairy. Would have thought she was that miffed that she would have broke all your fingers!!!
So come on which town does all this kinkiness take place. I googled orange monkeys covered in chip fat but i really dont want to recommend googleing that! |
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"The kebab fat runs off into a gutter and collected in a stainless steel bucket. Ill bet there is at least 12 litres.
As for classy ladies! Errr your telling me classy ladies lay black bin bags on there sofa nd get covered as you said in fresh chip oil and cavort with you???
Give over i'd get slapped if i suggested that! You do live in England? Your not from Serbia or eastern Europe??
noooo not on sofa ....your sofa mad!! ....a nice big sheet of pastic on the floor ...a smidgeon of oil then get it on ...sooooo slippy and slidey ...mmmmmmmmmmmm..and i will have you know i am British .....well ....English actually ...said with crooked finger and china teacup
Not surprised you have a crooked finger and writhe on black polyurethane covered in chip fat with some bird that's orange and hairy. Would have thought she was that miffed that she would have broke all your fingers!!!
So come on which town does all this kinkiness take place. I googled orange monkeys covered in chip fat but i really dont want to recommend googleing that!"
i live in a tiny itsy bitsty village ...i couldnt possible reveal exactly where ...crowd control is an issue ...  |
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"Naff off im not that gullible, no woman is going to think "wow he is hot and hes is covered in chip fat and bread crumbs"
I some how doubt the smell would appeal to the ladys."
mmmmmmmm fish finger butties |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"woo hoo i got two brown leather sofas...double trouble
Hey thats good but it is beaten by a pair of cream ones."
Is that like a pair of 10's beating a pair of 8's.
I've got two brown ones too!! |
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Yep you got it spot on. Cream is the ace, white the king, black the queen and brown the jack. Two brown ones is pretty good. But you get extra points for recliners.
The top of the tops is five cream two seater's all recliners. Swingers mecca that
mind id make do happily with just one and the right company  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I donno thats the first ive had! You sure your a swinger. Thats a dominatrix sofa i think!!!!
Am i sure????
Hmmmmmmmm, dont think i need to think too long on that one....lol "
PMSL! Debz... you sure its definitely green?? Not a shade of greeny brown or greeny cream??
I always knew you were different!!
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I am phoning DFS tomorrow as Land of Leather wont take any more calls from me. Ok so they said they would call the bizzies. DFS will tell me who buys what. We all might be able to get discount who knows.
In thinking of ordering 6 cream two piece recliners. Donno where ill put them but ill have a royal flush |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I donno thats the first ive had! You sure your a swinger. Thats a dominatrix sofa i think!!!!
Am i sure????
Hmmmmmmmm, dont think i need to think too long on that one....lol
PMSL! Debz... you sure its definitely green?? Not a shade of greeny brown or greeny cream??
I always knew you were different!!
xxx"
Yep Defo a dark green with dark wood decoration down the bits where the arms go and the base.
Bloody heavy too!!!
Had to borrow some fit men when moving in - oh the shame of it eh!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did a full write up about it on the old forum but its been lost since the switch over to this one. He was so pissed he didn't even realise he'd done it - but that wasn't the only thing he did - he was a total turdbrain lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
Gawd thats enough to make you not want to have meets at your own house - but then if he is so disrespectful - imagine what HIS house would be like???
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
One that bit the dust - and did a runner after your posting perhaps??? |
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"Gawd thats enough to make you not want to have meets at your own house - but then if he is so disrespectful - imagine what HIS house would be like???
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
One that bit the dust - and did a runner after your posting perhaps???"
Yes, he was a member here but we've not seen hide nor hair of him since that night. |
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"Gawd thats enough to make you not want to have meets at your own house - but then if he is so disrespectful - imagine what HIS house would be like???
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
One that bit the dust - and did a runner after your posting perhaps???
Yes, he was a member here but we've not seen hide nor hair of him since that night. "
Im not surprised! sloped off in shame id think! |
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"cream leather 2 + 3 seater here...
Ahhh but do they recline? Pleasure has bars on his roof to hang from so beat him!
Is that for said monkey/......lol"
no my ape muchi live in borneo and is very happy |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"cream leather 2 + 3 seater here...
Ahhh but do they recline? Pleasure has bars on his roof to hang from so beat him!
Is that for said monkey/......lol
no my ape muchi live in borneo and is very happy "
So you have an Ape in Borneo = and a monkey at home that uses bars on your roof and you take to socials....??? |
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"cream leather 2 + 3 seater here...
Ahhh but do they recline? Pleasure has bars on his roof to hang from so beat him!
Is that for said monkey/......lol
no my ape muchi live in borneo and is very happy
So you have an Ape in Borneo = and a monkey at home that uses bars on your roof and you take to socials....???"
Bwwwhahahahahahahahahha you been on the wacky backy i recon innit |
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"Well im getting a British one with these new champions league rules. And i suspect a big gorilla will whop your orange birds ass "
no way gorillas cant climb mate she will throw cocnuts down on his head ....munchi is top ape ....looks at pic longingly |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"cream leather 2 + 3 seater here...
Ahhh but do they recline? Pleasure has bars on his roof to hang from so beat him!
Is that for said monkey/......lol
no my ape muchi live in borneo and is very happy
So you have an Ape in Borneo = and a monkey at home that uses bars on your roof and you take to socials....???
Bwwwhahahahahahahahahha you been on the wacky backy i recon innit"
Oooooooooooooooooh close to truth then was it babes xxxxxxx |
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"cream leather 2 + 3 seater here...
Ahhh but do they recline? Pleasure has bars on his roof to hang from so beat him!
Is that for said monkey/......lol
no my ape muchi live in borneo and is very happy
So you have an Ape in Borneo = and a monkey at home that uses bars on your roof and you take to socials....???
Bwwwhahahahahahahahahha you been on the wacky backy i recon innit
Oooooooooooooooooh close to truth then was it babes xxxxxxx"
closer forever closer ...top totty ..... |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"cream leather 2 + 3 seater here...
Ahhh but do they recline? Pleasure has bars on his roof to hang from so beat him!
Is that for said monkey/......lol
no my ape muchi live in borneo and is very happy
So you have an Ape in Borneo = and a monkey at home that uses bars on your roof and you take to socials....???
Bwwwhahahahahahahahahha you been on the wacky backy i recon innit
Oooooooooooooooooh close to truth then was it babes xxxxxxx
closer forever closer ...top totty ....."
You wanna monkey about then baby???
xx |
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"cream leather 2 + 3 seater here...
Ahhh but do they recline? Pleasure has bars on his roof to hang from so beat him!
Is that for said monkey/......lol
no my ape muchi live in borneo and is very happy
So you have an Ape in Borneo = and a monkey at home that uses bars on your roof and you take to socials....???
Bwwwhahahahahahahahahha you been on the wacky backy i recon innit
Oooooooooooooooooh close to truth then was it babes xxxxxxx
closer forever closer ...top totty .....
You wanna monkey about then baby???
xx"
mmmmmmmmmm come swing with me babes |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"cream leather 2 + 3 seater here...
Ahhh but do they recline? Pleasure has bars on his roof to hang from so beat him!
Is that for said monkey/......lol
no my ape muchi live in borneo and is very happy
So you have an Ape in Borneo = and a monkey at home that uses bars on your roof and you take to socials....???
Bwwwhahahahahahahahahha you been on the wacky backy i recon innit
Oooooooooooooooooh close to truth then was it babes xxxxxxx
closer forever closer ...top totty .....
You wanna monkey about then baby???
xx
mmmmmmmmmm come swing with me babes "
**sings
I'm the king of the swingers,
I'm the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And thats whats bothering meeee
**really loud now...
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be humen too |
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"cream leather 2 + 3 seater here...
Ahhh but do they recline? Pleasure has bars on his roof to hang from so beat him!
Is that for said monkey/......lol
no my ape muchi live in borneo and is very happy
So you have an Ape in Borneo = and a monkey at home that uses bars on your roof and you take to socials....???
Bwwwhahahahahahahahahha you been on the wacky backy i recon innit
Oooooooooooooooooh close to truth then was it babes xxxxxxx
closer forever closer ...top totty .....
You wanna monkey about then baby???
xx
mmmmmmmmmm come swing with me babes
**sings
I'm the king of the swingers,
I'm the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And thats whats bothering meeee
**really loud now...
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be humen too"
oooooobedooooo i wanna be like youu hoo hoo .... |
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"yay - spread the lurve and sing
omg kareoke ....waggles ass at audience ....its trueee u u ...i wanna be likeee youu uuuu uuuu
Spanks that ass, and sings along...."
i loves it baby .......its trueee u u
wanna be like you hu hu ....wanna walks like you ...talks like you .....ooooo ooo ooo ooooooooooooooooo |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you
You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me |
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middle 8 (existential comtemporisation )
I said ...wom bom bogie.....a wom bom booba ..didle doo ...diddlly fig ...ooo ooo ooo its you uuu oou ....i gum bug booly ...fing ta huby ...daddly squid ...diggle de dat ... |
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over a year ago
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"middle 8 (existential comtemporisation )
I said ...wom bom bogie.....a wom bom booba ..didle doo ...diddlly fig ...ooo ooo ooo its you uuu oou ....i gum bug booly ...fing ta huby ...daddly squid ...diggle de dat ..."
P M S L !!!!
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"middle 8 (existential comtemporisation )
I said ...wom bom bogie.....a wom bom booba ..didle doo ...diddlly fig ...ooo ooo ooo its you uuu oou ....i gum bug booly ...fing ta huby ...daddly squid ...diggle de dat ..."
I'm taking you home, you're pissed! |
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He he he i'll believe you . Mind your pic says other. bit like me fox in the chicken house, chicken in mouth and saying he was spring cleaning nothing more.
Hard core as you have a full cream set lol |
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"OK, you've sussed me lol
However, I do have a new one coming in about 3 weeks - it'll still be leather, but brown. "
funny that lots are going brown on the sofa thing here. Is brown the new cream i wonder? |
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"middle 8 (existential comtemporisation )
I said ...wom bom bogie.....a wom bom booba ..didle doo ...diddlly fig ...ooo ooo ooo its you uuu oou ....i gum bug booly ...fing ta huby ...daddly squid ...diggle de dat ...
I'm taking you home, you're pissed! "
nahh wasnt pissed ...anyone who can type existential contemporisation cant of been pissed .....it was a great gig you should of been there on 3 part harmony |
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Right my sofa report.
Today I decided to take matters in hand and phone the experts so I will give you a quick indication of results.
Phone call 1 Land of Leather Sheffield
LL: Hello Land of Leather how can we help you.
Me:Ahhh im after some help with sofas.
LL:How can we help.
Me: Do you do sex sofas?
LL:What??
Me:Sofas fro having sex partys on
LL: Hangs up
Hmm ok so I was a bit blunt
Phone call 2 Land of Leather Manchester
LL: Hello Land of Leather how can we help you.
Me: Err this is a little delicate, im after a sofa for entertaining ladies and couples on.
LL:Sorry I don’t understand.
Me: Well a sofa for sexual encounters.
LL: Hangs up
Hmm so im getting no where here and a little disenchanted.
Phone call 3 DFS Leeds
DFS:DFS How can I help you
ME : Im after some advice on a new sofa.
DFS:No problem
ME : Im after a sofa for entertaining on.
DFS:*long pause* Ok I will pass you on to our head sales advisor
ME: Thank you
DFS:Hello im Tracy how can I help you (name changed)
ME: It’s a little difficult, im after a new sofa for partys on.
DFS:What sort of partys?
ME: Well entertaining people on you know err……swinging.
DFS:……..*long pause* OK
ME: Im after advise what to get, colour syule, fabric.
DFS:Well leather wipes down but many are pre coated with a polimer to wipe smooth. And fitted cushions are good as nothing leaks into the base. If you go for cloth scotchguard is good.
ME: That sounds good, is there a best colour.
DFS:Well brown is popular right now.
ME: Sounds good but what about cream.
DFS:Your better popping in to look at them.
ME: You seem to have a lot of knowledge?
DFS:Pop in and ask for me and I will show you what might be best.
ME: Thanks that’s nice of you I will.
So you seem DFS is the place to go
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"Has anyone tried to shag in one of them Chesterfields? Been toying with getting one for our 'swing room'.  "
Yep and the backs sit up too much, mins those chesterfield wing backs are something else. |
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"Has anyone tried to shag in one of them Chesterfields? Been toying with getting one for our 'swing room'. "
excellent height for bending over tho and if the back is a thick one they can lye on top for a bit of dual action..
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"Well you would have a pair of kings than and a top swinging hand, if there recliners then its a pair of aces and that soooooo hard to beat lol"
whooooo , one's a recliner lol |
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"I will let you know on sofas been on the phone to them this morning, need to make another call as Land of Leather is a bit rude."
Snap! mines coming from Land of Leather too - we ordered it in December! |
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Well if you ask "any good for a bit of hows your father" they get the hump!
so your going brown leather then, well by the time it arrives i will be a fully qualified swingers sofa tester, badges and all! Hint Hint!! |
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"Well if you ask "any good for a bit of hows your father" they get the hump!
so your going brown leather then, well by the time it arrives i will be a fully qualified swingers sofa tester, badges and all! Hint Hint!!"
Lol. Well you have lots on here to choose from, but if you're looking to travel and I mean really travel, then you can try mine out |
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"Well if you ask "any good for a bit of hows your father" they get the hump!
so your going brown leather then, well by the time it arrives i will be a fully qualified swingers sofa tester, badges and all! Hint Hint!!Lol. Well you have lots on here to choose from, but if you're looking to travel and I mean really travel, then you can try mine out "
Well i somehow have this desire to test yours out, mind i would need a willing partner to help in the testing. Blonde with to die for legs i think |
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Well im not getting billy bunk on me new sofa for anyone, sorry but its lovely and new and i polish it daily. (sad fooker i know)
it will wear off im sure when im horny as hell and cant be arsed to move from the sofa |
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"I'm expecting a visitor from Penis stone."
Yehhh been thinking about that. for comparisons sake i should teat your older cream sofa along with your impending new one.
As for location, well its far better than in Scunthorpe |
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