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Best way to get rid of sex toys
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey what's the best way to get rid of sex toys and porn. Have a whole suitcase of them as we updating our collection.
Was sure your not allowed to put normal porn mags in a house hold rubbish collection and guessing it's the same for all the toys. Really not want them falling out the bin an bussing along the street on rubbish day lol. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey what's the best way to get rid of sex toys and porn. Have a whole suitcase of them as we updating our collection.
Was sure your not allowed to put normal porn mags in a house hold rubbish collection and guessing it's the same for all the toys. Really not want them falling out the bin an bussing along the street on rubbish day lol. X"
Take them to the local tip?
I'm sure lovehoney used to accept old toys being sent in for recycling aswell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haha charity shop.
And our local tip seems top open big bags and suitcase the get thrown in the skip. Wouldn't mind them doing after we left but they pretty on the ball.
Will look into the love honey thing. Wonder if they recycling the parts or sending them to horny women in 3rd world countries lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sure someone will be along soon enough asking to come pick the whole lot up. I've always just wrapped up old sex toys and put them out in the rubbish. Never thought there was another way to get rid of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the middle of the night prior to recycling collection, chose a neighbour that you don't like, and hang them decoratively hanging out of their recycling bin, this works best if they are one of the last to leave the house in the morning lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha I wanna see narration on that time team dig lol.
An sure it would make the bin man's Christmas. U could see the sword fights they will be having.
Buzzing lightsabers at the ready lol x |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Put them up in a big cardboard box, wrap up in lovely wrapping paper. Take to a friend's house, under cover of darkness and leave there for them to open on Christmas day. Works best if you can use handwriting other than your own to do the label...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey what's the best way to get rid of sex toys and porn. Have a whole suitcase of them as we updating our collection.
Was sure your not allowed to put normal porn mags in a house hold rubbish collection and guessing it's the same for all the toys. Really not want them falling out the bin an bussing along the street on rubbish day lol. X"
Lock them up to a lamp post with a bicycle Lock...they'll soon go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reminds me of when I moved my sister in law and her boyfriend. They had some furniture to skip, so we took a full chest of drawers to the skip, I emptied the drawer into the general waste skip then threw the drawer in the wood skip. I tipped one drawer out and out flew a massive blackdildo that landed for all to see |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Reminds me of when I moved my sister in law and her boyfriend. They had some furniture to skip, so we took a full chest of drawers to the skip, I emptied the drawer into the general waste skip then threw the drawer in the wood skip. I tipped one drawer out and out flew a massive blackdildo that landed for all to see"
We can see them strew all over the place pretty quick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Maybe I'll get em on Gumtree lol 1 case of used to breaking point sex toys.
God send while I was pregnant and used throughout the 9 months. Reason for sale they exhausted and need ones with more umph lol x |
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"Sure someone will be along soon enough asking to come pick the whole lot up. I've always just wrapped up old sex toys and put them out in the rubbish. Never thought there was another way to get rid of them. "
Same here  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"id just chuck them in the bin - but after eading some posts here my naughty head is in overdrive - who could i embarass "
Lol next bin day could.br very interesting up.and down the country |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id just chuck them in the bin - but after eading some posts here my naughty head is in overdrive - who could i embarass
Lol next bin day could.br very interesting up.and down the country "
especially if this weather keeps up - bins all over the place here when its wild |
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"Hey what's the best way to get rid of sex toys and porn. Have a whole suitcase of them as we updating our collection.
Was sure your not allowed to put normal porn mags in a house hold rubbish collection and guessing it's the same for all the toys. Really not want them falling out the bin an bussing along the street on rubbish day lol. X"
I don't overthink things. Rubbish: put in plastic bag, put in black bag, fill with household rubbish, put in bin.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if your wife is one of the sex toys, we will have it, xxxxxxx  "
Lol he can't throw me out he wouldn't survive alone but maybe some kind of loan scheme  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dam u iv now gotta go tesco tomorow pmsl
"Take them Christmas shopping and slip them into unsuspecting people's shopping bags under the cover of the crowds "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just put them in a few bin bags and leave out for the bin men, I know someone who would literally boil her old knickers before she would
Put them in the bin. I stopped caring what the neighbours thought of me the moment my old nextdoor neighbour had to use a ladder to get in our house as I forgot the key (he insisted) and climbed in through the window and skidded on a load of porn mags down the side of the bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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put them in a skip turn them on cover them up and hide and watch pmsl film it all u would get 1 of 2 things people would go raiding or someone would call the police lol
"wonder what would happen if they were placed at the top of of pile of stuff on a skip - people are always skipraiding "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha I'll sell the dildos as standard chew toys an the vibe as motorised ones"
Hmmm is that the difference between a vibrator and dildo I just assumed dido was slang for a vibrator? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha I'll sell the dildos as standard chew toys an the vibe as motorised ones
Hmmm is that the difference between a vibrator and dildo I just assumed dido was slang for a vibrator? "
Humm not sure. I always used word dildo for a manual toy an vibrator for something g wih a motor I it I might be wrong but helps having a different term when I'm getting close and call him to being be a different toy lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Charity shop"
It's funny you should say that.
Working late one night I was passing a local charity shop and in the window was a blow up cow sex toy.
Run by old biddies they presumably had no idea of its intended use.
I put a note through the door and it was gone in the morning.
Heh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm going to try a sensible answer here. But every fibre is telling me don't. But waste electrical items need weee(ing) off (yes it's a real thing) I'd say your best bet is to find somewhere with a small domestic appliance bin many local authorities do now. That way you empty it without fear of someone thinking your a perv and the porn can just go in a paper bin. If DVDs and not illegal donate to local swingers club. |
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