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And what do YOU want for Christmas?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Indulge me if you will, let's just say I have an inexhaustible bank balance,
And infinite power to grant your ultimate desire, what would you want for Christmas this year?
C'mon tell kinkysanta  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And if Marion isn't free, Leila Bekhti or Léa Sedoux will do "
Oh Jesus man, can you not want to fuck someone with an easy to spell name mate, I mean come on!  |
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A house for each of my children, a purpose built dungeon in our house, world peace, a cure for every awful disease, the clay soil in my garden converted to rich fertile earth and a selection box please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And if Marion isn't free, Leila Bekhti or Léa Sedoux will do
Oh Jesus man, can you not want to fuck someone with an easy to spell name mate, I mean come on! "
Haha well I didn't pick them for their names |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A house for each of my children, a purpose built dungeon in our house, world peace, a cure for every awful disease, the clay soil in my garden converted to rich fertile earth and a selection box please."
Ok but it's only going to be one if those pound land selection boxes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A big house in the country, 2 nice men and some ducks and hens in the garden."
Nice men are going to be no use to you, how about a couple of naughty men instead lol |
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"A house for each of my children, a purpose built dungeon in our house, world peace, a cure for every awful disease, the clay soil in my garden converted to rich fertile earth and a selection box please.
Ok but it's only going to be one if those pound land selection boxes "
That's ok as long as there's Maltesers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my daughter home with us for xmas .. never thought it would ever happen so I don't need anything thanks"
In that case have a chef and service staff, take the day off and spend it with your daughter and feel blessed  |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"my daughter home with us for xmas .. never thought it would ever happen so I don't need anything thanks
In that case have a chef and service staff, take the day off and spend it with your daughter and feel blessed "
what a lovely idea thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Defo no man wrapped or woman or couple..
Ive got drink
Shall enjoy two days off and back to work so not entertaining anyone.
Settles for same old xmas since 2010..wonderfully blissfully HAPPY. Bottle of that will be great.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone to come round and sort my whole house out, declutter, redecorate etc, preferably a gorgeous man who can then tie me to a new non-squeaky bed  "
I find the squeak helps to keep a good rhythm, would you like to reconsider? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peace, happiness and unlimited power
Some would argue that unlimited power would cancel out the peace and happiness
And they would be wrong "
No they wouldn't, you get a lump of coal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peace, happiness and unlimited power
Some would argue that unlimited power would cancel out the peace and happiness
And they would be wrong "
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In reality you've no idea how you'd react with money or power, you can only hope you wouldn't be a cunt.
However the evidence suggest it's more likely you would be! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Peace, happiness and unlimited power
Some would argue that unlimited power would cancel out the peace and happiness
And they would be wrong .
In reality you've no idea how you'd react with money or power, you can only hope you wouldn't be a cunt.
However the evidence suggest it's more likely you would be!"
That's what the bible should be, blank pages apart from the words "try not to be a cunt!" Toward the back, it works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A big house in the country, 2 nice men and some ducks and hens in the garden."
Think the 2 men might complain about living in the garden with the ducks & hens. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A big house in the country, 2 nice men and some ducks and hens in the garden.
Think the 2 men might complain about living in the garden with the ducks & hens. "
Nah lol |
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"Peace, happiness and unlimited power
Some would argue that unlimited power would cancel out the peace and happiness
And they would be wrong .
In reality you've no idea how you'd react with money or power, you can only hope you wouldn't be a cunt.
However the evidence suggest it's more likely you would be!
That's what the bible should be, blank pages apart from the words "try not to be a cunt!" Toward the back, it works for me "
That's what my little old lady friend™ has in her kitchen; a poster of the Buddha in the classic pose, with the words:
"Buddha says, try not to be a cunt"
If I had unlimited power I'd play nice. |
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"Indulge me if you will, let's just say I have an inexhaustible bank balance,
And infinite power to grant your ultimate desire, what would you want for Christmas this year?
C'mon tell kinkysanta "
My ex gf back and an aston martin db9! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Indulge me if you will, let's just say I have an inexhaustible bank balance,
And infinite power to grant your ultimate desire, what would you want for Christmas this year?
C'mon tell kinkysanta
My ex gf back and an aston martin db9!"
Do you, are you sure? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope for the best and try not to have any irrational beliefs!
Being a cunt sometimes is part of being human, try not to dwell on it and move along, life has a way of working out in the end.  |
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"Hope for the best and try not to have any irrational beliefs!
Being a cunt sometimes is part of being human, try not to dwell on it and move along, life has a way of working out in the end. "
I'm not a cunt, I'm a bastard
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The eradication of organised religion and a non selfish, ever giving submissive would be just dandy thanks"
What about disorganised religion? Our local priest can never find a pen, is he safe? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hope for the best and try not to have any irrational beliefs!
Being a cunt sometimes is part of being human, try not to dwell on it and move along, life has a way of working out in the end.
I'm not a cunt, I'm a bastard
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A cunt is useful lol (sort I couldn't resist) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hope for the best and try not to have any irrational beliefs!
Being a cunt sometimes is part of being human, try not to dwell on it and move along, life has a way of working out in the end.
I'm not a cunt, I'm a bastard
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Were getting back to irrational beliefs again.
You've obviously got a father so your not a bastard?
That leaves a cunt and to face facts we've all had cuntish moments. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hope for the best and try not to have any irrational beliefs!
Being a cunt sometimes is part of being human, try not to dwell on it and move along, life has a way of working out in the end.
I'm not a cunt, I'm a bastard
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Were getting back to irrational beliefs again.
You've obviously got a father so your not a bastard?
That leaves a cunt and to face facts we've all had cuntish moments."
Cuntish, is that like Kentish customs, when your d*unk? Lol |
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"Hope for the best and try not to have any irrational beliefs!
Being a cunt sometimes is part of being human, try not to dwell on it and move along, life has a way of working out in the end.
I'm not a cunt, I'm a bastard
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Were getting back to irrational beliefs again.
You've obviously got a father so your not a bastard?
That leaves a cunt and to face facts we've all had cuntish moments."
'Tis a metaphor, silly
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"A big house in the country, 2 nice men and some ducks and hens in the garden.
Think the 2 men might complain about living in the garden with the ducks & hens.
Oh yeah  "
I forgot to mention the 2 guys need to be bi. |
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"A big house in the country, 2 nice men and some ducks and hens in the garden.
Think the 2 men might complain about living in the garden with the ducks & hens.
Oh yeah
I forgot to mention the 2 guys need to be bi."
Hi  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope for the best and try not to have any irrational beliefs!
Being a cunt sometimes is part of being human, try not to dwell on it and move along, life has a way of working out in the end.
I'm not a cunt, I'm a bastard
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Were getting back to irrational beliefs again.
You've obviously got a father so your not a bastard?
That leaves a cunt and to face facts we've all had cuntish moments.
Cuntish, is that like Kentish customs, when your d*unk? Lol"
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You've been to Kent then!
Some people go out of their way to be a cunt and others slip into it through human nature, one persecutes themselves for their error and the other pats themselves on the back...
Figure out which one you are!, and move along |
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"You've been to Kent then!
Some people go out of their way to be a cunt and others slip into it through human nature, one persecutes themselves for their error and the other pats themselves on the back...
Figure out which one you are!, and move along"
In my book, everybody gets one free job.
Don;t waste it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You've been to Kent then!
Some people go out of their way to be a cunt and others slip into it through human nature, one persecutes themselves for their error and the other pats themselves on the back...
Figure out which one you are!, and move along
In my book, everybody gets one free job.
Don;t waste it. "
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One free blow job!
Sounds great, one free job, sounds like work!
Your just trying to confuse me while my bloods in my penis aren't you! |
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"You've been to Kent then!
Some people go out of their way to be a cunt and others slip into it through human nature, one persecutes themselves for their error and the other pats themselves on the back...
Figure out which one you are!, and move along
In my book, everybody gets one free job.
Don;t waste it. .
One free blow job!
Sounds great, one free job, sounds like work!
Your just trying to confuse me while my bloods in my penis aren't you! "
I don;t suck cock.
Well, if you're fit and I'm very horny I *might* reciprocate...
After you...
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"Someone to come round and sort my whole house out, declutter, redecorate etc, preferably a gorgeous man who can then tie me to a new non-squeaky bed
I find the squeak helps to keep a good rhythm, would you like to reconsider?"
I think my 93 year old neighbour would like me to reconsider, listening to the squeak probably makes his day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone to come round and sort my whole house out, declutter, redecorate etc, preferably a gorgeous man who can then tie me to a new non-squeaky bed
I find the squeak helps to keep a good rhythm, would you like to reconsider?
I think my 93 year old neighbour would like me to reconsider, listening to the squeak probably makes his day "
Is that the the neighbour that you bought a sekonda because you misunderstood when he said "I wanna watch" |
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starting to plan a most excellent New Year and following weekend though 