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"Slugs.... Pet Slugs mate!
As soon as I see the trails on the leather I just know... Sixth sense! "
Ok so if someone says pet slugs in the pub you know they do a bit? I remain unconvinced on this one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well Ive got 3 turkeys, chickens, ducks, guinea pigs, 7 cats, a goat and a couple of horses......but im not taking them to the pub...cost me a fortune to get the round in!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have only got each other... No Pets, were fake then lol!"
OOOOO fakies...Hello..,,, (morse code noises)This just in .. ( beep beep beep)..Breaking news.....THE NOTT'S ARE FAKIES.....here endeth the broadcast....Booong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have only got each other... No Pets, were fake then lol!
OOOOO fakies...Hello..,,, (morse code noises)This just in .. ( beep beep beep)..Breaking news.....THE NOTT'S ARE FAKIES.....here endeth the broadcast....Booong."
Yup... I'm just another single fella really.. nicked some pics of the net.. set up a fake profile to validate myself and sit begging pictures all day...
I'm thinking if I get some cats a little dog and maybe the slug people will take me more seriously though.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have only got each other... No Pets, were fake then lol!
OOOOO fakies...Hello..,,, (morse code noises)This just in .. ( beep beep beep)..Breaking news.....THE NOTT'S ARE FAKIES.....here endeth the broadcast....Booong.
Yup... I'm just another single fella really.. nicked some pics of the net.. set up a fake profile to validate myself and sit begging pictures all day...
I'm thinking if I get some cats a little dog and maybe the slug people will take me more seriously though.."
WHAT! So no Mrs Notts to drape over your shoulders....Im fookin devastated!...goes off weeping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still think the 'slug' symbolises things far far better.... Unless you don't have leather?? But then who's a swinger without a leather couch.. Nahhhh sorry was bein silly, as if lol.. |
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"I still think the 'slug' symbolises things far far better.... Unless you don't have leather?? But then who's a swinger without a leather couch.. Nahhhh sorry was bein silly, as if lol.."
Fook i have a leather couch!
Hang on your right they all seem to have leather couches! Mind you my Auntie has one and she dosn't swing her money makers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So genuine swingers have slugs pmsl
we had loads of slugs in our old garden...Rob chucked a huge one over the next doors garden once......he was'nt too happy when it came flying back over to ours!
We took it as a no then  |
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over a year ago
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All I can say is when we have had friends over.. and were unsure as to their intentions... A quick look on the ole leather when she nips to the Loo is always a dead give away they swing....
Un-canny sixth sense maybe.. I'm gifted obviously! |
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over a year ago
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"All I can say is when we have had friends over.. and were unsure as to their intentions... A quick look on the ole leather when she nips to the Loo is always a dead give away they swing....
Un-canny sixth sense maybe.. I'm gifted obviously!"
GROSS!!!! |
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"All I can say is when we have had friends over.. and were unsure as to their intentions... A quick look on the ole leather when she nips to the Loo is always a dead give away they swing....
Un-canny sixth sense maybe.. I'm gifted obviously!"
I don't think i like the slug idea, reminds me fat too much of the joke about the horny wife and the kitchen tiles. |
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"All I can say is when we have had friends over.. and were unsure as to their intentions... A quick look on the ole leather when she nips to the Loo is always a dead give away they swing....
Un-canny sixth sense maybe.. I'm gifted obviously!
GROSS!!!! "
Babes... calm down, calm down lol.. mwah xx |
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"Do we really have to have slugs, its kind on not the pet i figured. I though something fluffier."
we're not back to the hamsters and gerbils again are we ?? Serens poor hammie is still in therapy! |
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"oh no freddie this pussy likes cream in the week xx"
Oooo thats a well looked after pussy then. Ill bet you groom it as well. So cream mid week and a bit of pork sausage on a weekend, it is certainly a lucky pussy. |
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"yes a well looked after pussy but it also like to be tickled to  "
he he he im genuinely lost for words now. And thats not me i can tell you. I will have to get a glass of water cos my mouth has gone dry.
Ok so said pussy likes lots of attention i see. So if one was to tickle said pussy i assume it wouldn't scratch? |
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By *ragon1Woman
over a year ago
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"I still think the 'slug' symbolises things far far better.... Unless you don't have leather?? But then who's a swinger without a leather couch.. Nahhhh sorry was bein silly, as if lol..
Fook i have a leather couch!
Hang on your right they all seem to have leather couches! Mind you my Auntie has one and she dosn't swing her money makers."
I have TWO leather couches wtf does that say about me?? lmfao!!
and as for pets... I have a Great Dane.... things aren't looking good for me I fear LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*quickly googles*
Your not gonna get one of them down petsRus. I suspect your going to be in a swinging club of one with one of them on the rug."
lol, it's all rugs and carpets with you ! |
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"*quickly googles*
Your not gonna get one of them down petsRus. I suspect your going to be in a swinging club of one with one of them on the rug.
lol, it's all rugs and carpets with you !"
Im NOT talking carpets today so don't even go there! |
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By *ragon1Woman
over a year ago
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"So if you had one of them on your rug you would die of fright if it sniffed your balls! "
That's the thing... it wouldn't bother sniffing ya balls so much as tearing you to shreads and eating you..
NOOOOOOOOO @ carpet talk I jsut read the other thread lmfao! |
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"no no no carpets, it gives me a headache!
i would love an orangutan as a swinging pet ...so much fun at socials ..and those kind eyes ...awwwwww bless "
He he he he thats the best post yet. Fell off my chair here. All i can think of is that Clint Eastwood film with one in. Mind i doubt you would do well on swopsies lol. |
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"no no no carpets, it gives me a headache!
i would love an orangutan as a swinging pet ...so much fun at socials ..and those kind eyes ...awwwwww bless
He he he he thats the best post yet. Fell off my chair here. All i can think of is that Clint Eastwood film with one in. Mind i doubt you would do well on swopsies lol."
no way ...i wouldnt swop ...imagine the fun ...tree to tree chasing the posse ...wow ... |
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"no no no carpets, it gives me a headache!
i would love an orangutan as a swinging pet ...so much fun at socials ..and those kind eyes ...awwwwww bless
He he he he thats the best post yet. Fell off my chair here. All i can think of is that Clint Eastwood film with one in. Mind i doubt you would do well on swopsies lol.
no way ...i wouldnt swop ...imagine the fun ...tree to tree chasing the posse ...wow ..."
so your at a social, with the monkey, the bugger is eating all the nuts, question is would you buy your hairy date a beer? |
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"no no no carpets, it gives me a headache!
i would love an orangutan as a swinging pet ...so much fun at socials ..and those kind eyes ...awwwwww bless
He he he he thats the best post yet. Fell off my chair here. All i can think of is that Clint Eastwood film with one in. Mind i doubt you would do well on swopsies lol.
no way ...i wouldnt swop ...imagine the fun ...tree to tree chasing the posse ...wow ...
so your at a social, with the monkey, the bugger is eating all the nuts, question is would you buy your hairy date a beer?"
right turn clyde!!!! |
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Only a man from the west mids would take a huge orang-outang to a swingers social. mind i did go to one in derby and i did see what i thought was a bloke loitering in the corner. I thought he was a ging-ger who worked nights and didn't see the sun but just maybe he was your illusive partner? |
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"Only a man from the west mids would take a huge orang-outang to a swingers social. mind i did go to one in derby and i did see what i thought was a bloke loitering in the corner. I thought he was a ging-ger who worked nights and didn't see the sun but just maybe he was your illusive partner?"
pheww you can see anything at derby ....including the knuckles draggin on the floor |
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"Only a man from the west mids would take a huge orang-outang to a swingers social. mind i did go to one in derby and i did see what i thought was a bloke loitering in the corner. I thought he was a ging-ger who worked nights and didn't see the sun but just maybe he was your illusive partner?
pheww you can see anything at derby ....including the knuckles draggin on the floor "
oi there are some very nice ladys there ill have you know. I didn't look at the men though. I take it your not from Derby? Where do you keep your orang-outang by the way? |
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"Only a man from the west mids would take a huge orang-outang to a swingers social. mind i did go to one in derby and i did see what i thought was a bloke loitering in the corner. I thought he was a ging-ger who worked nights and didn't see the sun but just maybe he was your illusive partner?
pheww you can see anything at derby ....including the knuckles draggin on the floor
oi there are some very nice ladys there ill have you know. I didn't look at the men though. I take it your not from Derby? Where do you keep your orang-outang by the way?"
i sponsor her she lives in borneo ...cant get to chams much ....shame she is a real babe  |
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Been to the Attic Parties in Derby... and a couple of socials...
We crossed the cattle grid, we entered.. we missed the sheep dip right out as we'd just showered... Wandered round all the animals.. even fed a few (we know we shouldn't) but on the whole they were quite friendly....
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Well i guess you could be on the right line with a parrot, but they are a bit pricey. If all the swingers went out and got parrots the price would go through the roof. And parrots talk.
If the vicar come round for tea and the parrot starts saying "time for a gangbang" its gonna land you in it. |
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"Well i guess you could be on the right line with a parrot, but they are a bit pricey. If all the swingers went out and got parrots the price would go through the roof. And parrots talk.
If the vicar come round for tea and the parrot starts saying "time for a gangbang" its gonna land you in it."
especially if he is gay and your not ...true ..... |
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over a year ago
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We've got an old Staffy,who hunts snails in the back yard,so keeps it clear of them.
We also have a leather and fabric sofa, guess that makes us semi swingers. 
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Lots of Rabbits but the same with dogs too. Still not helping me with what to buy at the pet shop. I cant go in and say "Mr pet shop owner what do the swinging community buy"
I would get a pussy but i fear id get the wrong attention on here.
Im thinking sausage dog, does that say swingers dog?
Ohhh and im sure your ginger pussy is very nice, even if a bit hot in this weather  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Jeeeeeese i fell for that one didn't i! Ok are they ripe or still a bit firm? All i have is conkers on mine "
Still very firm!!!!
Conkers hey - we used to play that at school before H&S went mad!!!
Had to boil em in vinegar and stick em in the oven for 2 hrs tho to make em perfect.......... |
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"Jeeeeeese i fell for that one didn't i! Ok are they ripe or still a bit firm? All i have is conkers on mine
Still very firm!!!!
Conkers hey - we used to play that at school before H&S went mad!!!
Had to boil em in vinegar and stick em in the oven for 2 hrs tho to make em perfect.........."
Right well that will bring a memory wince to many on here. Well i hope you got your garden sorted there.
Ohh and roast chestnuts are better in the oven. |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Jeeeeeese i fell for that one didn't i! Ok are they ripe or still a bit firm? All i have is conkers on mine
Still very firm!!!!
Conkers hey - we used to play that at school before H&S went mad!!!
Had to boil em in vinegar and stick em in the oven for 2 hrs tho to make em perfect..........
Right well that will bring a memory wince to many on here. Well i hope you got your garden sorted there.
Ohh and roast chestnuts are better in the oven."
Cue crap joke....
What do you call nuts on yr chest??
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What do you call nuts on a wall...??
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Wall nuts!
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What do you call nuts on a chin???
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A Blowjob!!!!
Mwahahahahaha |
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Best episode is cassabonita where cartman cons butters there has been a nuclear war and locks him in a bom shelter so he can have butters place at stans birthday party.
I kind of go soft for the underdog. I know im a sad sod lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"He is cheeky but makes me cringe at times. I have to sadly admit i have every episode on my pc *hangs head in shame* Have you seen make love not warcraft? "
No - but have just found a copy online....
Need to find my speakers tho....lol
May have to be for another day |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Well it will make you giggle i suspect. Do you ever go to the meets in Derby or Alfreton (i think its called that) by any chance?"
Went to a Derby social back in Jan.
Not been to one in Alfreton - and i'm not too far from there.
Been to the Arnold one once aswell.
Hows bout you??? |
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I think we might have a mutual friend thats all. I remember getting invited in to a conversation with a Debz before the last Derby meet and you wasn't attending the friday one as you was going to the sat one at Arnold. I will be wrong now lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"You chatted to me with a certain caterer who was going to Chams friday night with a certain newbie lol. I thought i recognised the way you typed lol"
Oooooooooooh now i know who you are on about!!!!
lol |
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Ahh i thought you might, i have lets say matured a little in the last 5 weeks lol. Well how can you not with so many nice people on here. Looks like i missed out that night on meeting a cheeky and amusing young lady. Ohh well im not what you would call a lucky bloke lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Ahh i thought you might, i have lets say matured a little in the last 5 weeks lol. Well how can you not with so many nice people on here. Looks like i missed out that night on meeting a cheeky and amusing young lady. Ohh well im not what you would call a lucky bloke lol "
Ooooooooooooooh i am not sure about that one Mr....... *cough cough*
lol
Well as for "that" time anyways - think it was all a bit mad - and you may not be the only one who has matured since then - so chill and enjoy boyo xxx |
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"Ahh i thought you might, i have lets say matured a little in the last 5 weeks lol. Well how can you not with so many nice people on here. Looks like i missed out that night on meeting a cheeky and amusing young lady. Ohh well im not what you would call a lucky bloke lol
Ooooooooooooooh i am not sure about that one Mr....... *cough cough*
lol
Well as for "that" time anyways - think it was all a bit mad - and you may not be the only one who has matured since then - so chill and enjoy boyo xxx"
what the fuck you on about ....? |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Ahh i thought you might, i have lets say matured a little in the last 5 weeks lol. Well how can you not with so many nice people on here. Looks like i missed out that night on meeting a cheeky and amusing young lady. Ohh well im not what you would call a lucky bloke lol
Ooooooooooooooh i am not sure about that one Mr....... *cough cough*
lol
Well as for "that" time anyways - think it was all a bit mad - and you may not be the only one who has matured since then - so chill and enjoy boyo xxx
what the fuck you on about ....?"
Never mind ya big nose Croney!!!!
ha ha ha ha- misspelt but oh so correct!!!
Droney the old croney!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA |
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"Ahh i thought you might, i have lets say matured a little in the last 5 weeks lol. Well how can you not with so many nice people on here. Looks like i missed out that night on meeting a cheeky and amusing young lady. Ohh well im not what you would call a lucky bloke lol
Ooooooooooooooh i am not sure about that one Mr....... *cough cough*
lol
Well as for "that" time anyways - think it was all a bit mad - and you may not be the only one who has matured since then - so chill and enjoy boyo xxx
what the fuck you on about ....?"
Shhhhhhhhhh its a secret, give the monkey a nana and DON'T get the chip oil out please |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Ahh i thought you might, i have lets say matured a little in the last 5 weeks lol. Well how can you not with so many nice people on here. Looks like i missed out that night on meeting a cheeky and amusing young lady. Ohh well im not what you would call a lucky bloke lol
Ooooooooooooooh i am not sure about that one Mr....... *cough cough*
lol
Well as for "that" time anyways - think it was all a bit mad - and you may not be the only one who has matured since then - so chill and enjoy boyo xxx
what the fuck you on about ....?
Shhhhhhhhhh its a secret, give the monkey a nana and DON'T get the chip oil out please"
My Nana might not like being dumped on a monkey - she is picky in her old age you know!!!
(secret safe hun x) |
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"Ahh i thought you might, i have lets say matured a little in the last 5 weeks lol. Well how can you not with so many nice people on here. Looks like i missed out that night on meeting a cheeky and amusing young lady. Ohh well im not what you would call a lucky bloke lol
Ooooooooooooooh i am not sure about that one Mr....... *cough cough*
lol
Well as for "that" time anyways - think it was all a bit mad - and you may not be the only one who has matured since then - so chill and enjoy boyo xxx
what the fuck you on about ....?
Shhhhhhhhhh its a secret, give the monkey a nana and DON'T get the chip oil out please
My Nana might not like being dumped on a monkey - she is picky in her old age you know!!!
(secret safe hun x)"
he is refeering to muchi my pet orngutan in borneo .... |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Ok i ment banana, but he does have a cool monkey, it does socials and all sorts!
Are you sure he isnt just feeing you a line???
Have you actually seen said monkey???
she is an ape ......!!!!!!"
WHO IS???????????
And what happened to the monkey??? |
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Well no i haven't actually seen said orang-outang but im a trusting bloke so i believe him. I am phoning Chester zoo to see if i can buy a gorilla, they are hard up with lots of mouths to fees do im hopeful they will sell me one. I will have my own monkey too then. Bet your well impressed |
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"Ok i ment banana, but he does have a cool monkey, it does socials and all sorts!
Are you sure he isnt just feeing you a line???
Have you actually seen said monkey???
she is an ape ......!!!!!!
WHO IS???????????
And what happened to the monkey???"
ffsake ...we was talking today about my pet orangutan i sponsor in borneo is not monkey is a ape ...hu hu |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Ok i ment banana, but he does have a cool monkey, it does socials and all sorts!
Are you sure he isnt just feeing you a line???
Have you actually seen said monkey???
she is an ape ......!!!!!!
WHO IS???????????
And what happened to the monkey???
ffsake ...we was talking today about my pet orangutan i sponsor in borneo is not monkey is a ape ...hu hu "
So its YOU thats the monkey....lol |
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"Ok i ment banana, but he does have a cool monkey, it does socials and all sorts!
Are you sure he isnt just feeing you a line???
Have you actually seen said monkey???
she is an ape ......!!!!!!
WHO IS???????????
And what happened to the monkey???
ffsake ...we was talking today about my pet orangutan i sponsor in borneo is not monkey is a ape ...hu hu
So its YOU thats the monkey....lol"
nooooooo...you is d*unk i reckon .... |
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Well only one of us actually profess to own a primate, mine is pending a phone call . Although Those DFS sofas might just sway me the other way. Mind i don't think it will impress the lady with the green sofa |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Ok i ment banana, but he does have a cool monkey, it does socials and all sorts!
Are you sure he isnt just feeing you a line???
Have you actually seen said monkey???
she is an ape ......!!!!!!
WHO IS???????????
And what happened to the monkey???
ffsake ...we was talking today about my pet orangutan i sponsor in borneo is not monkey is a ape ...hu hu
So its YOU thats the monkey....lol
nooooooo...you is d*unk i reckon ...."
Yeah - this green tea is really lethal!!!
((esp with a quaart of vodka in it...lol)) |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Well only one of us actually profess to own a primate, mine is pending a phone call . Although Those DFS sofas might just sway me the other way. Mind i don't think it will impress the lady with the green sofa "
Who OWNS one then???
PD now saying he sponsors one - not owns....
Come on - fess up boys...... tell Auntie Debz x |
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"Ok i ment banana, but he does have a cool monkey, it does socials and all sorts!
Are you sure he isnt just feeing you a line???
Have you actually seen said monkey???
she is an ape ......!!!!!!
WHO IS???????????
And what happened to the monkey???
ffsake ...we was talking today about my pet orangutan i sponsor in borneo is not monkey is a ape ...hu hu
So its YOU thats the monkey....lol
nooooooo...you is d*unk i reckon ....
Yeah - this green tea is really lethal!!!
((esp with a quaart of vodka in it...lol))"
beats antihistamine poisoning at least your controllable
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Ok i ment banana, but he does have a cool monkey, it does socials and all sorts!
Are you sure he isnt just feeing you a line???
Have you actually seen said monkey???
she is an ape ......!!!!!!
WHO IS???????????
And what happened to the monkey???
ffsake ...we was talking today about my pet orangutan i sponsor in borneo is not monkey is a ape ...hu hu
So its YOU thats the monkey....lol
nooooooo...you is d*unk i reckon ....
Yeah - this green tea is really lethal!!!
((esp with a quaart of vodka in it...lol))
beats antihistamine poisoning at least your controllable
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Hey - stop bringing that up - MONKEY!!! |
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now 
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?"
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl |
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl "
Well that’s the price of anonymity on here I guess.
One would suggest painting ones love truncheon to resemble a roundtrees fruit pastille lolly and then people would know who was the real PD.
They would say “look here comes PD” and you would maintain some anonymity yet retaining your PD image in the club world. Mind it might cause a stir at the golf club showers!
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl
Well that’s the price of anonymity on here I guess.
One would suggest painting ones love truncheon to resemble a roundtrees fruit pastille lolly and then people would know who was the real PD.
They would say “look here comes PD” and you would maintain some anonymity yet retaining your PD image in the club world. Mind it might cause a stir at the golf club showers!
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl
Well that’s the price of anonymity on here I guess.
One would suggest painting ones love truncheon to resemble a roundtrees fruit pastille lolly and then people would know who was the real PD.
They would say “look here comes PD” and you would maintain some anonymity yet retaining your PD image in the club world. Mind it might cause a stir at the golf club showers!
sorry how do you know i did that .....you been following me around ??? "
your tattooist isnt very discrete i have to say! |
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl
Well that’s the price of anonymity on here I guess.
One would suggest painting ones love truncheon to resemble a roundtrees fruit pastille lolly and then people would know who was the real PD.
They would say “look here comes PD” and you would maintain some anonymity yet retaining your PD image in the club world. Mind it might cause a stir at the golf club showers!
sorry how do you know i did that .....you been following me around ???
your tattooist isnt very discrete i have to say!"
ohhh he is ...hes dead .....and i used airfix paint ... |
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl
Well that’s the price of anonymity on here I guess.
One would suggest painting ones love truncheon to resemble a roundtrees fruit pastille lolly and then people would know who was the real PD.
They would say “look here comes PD” and you would maintain some anonymity yet retaining your PD image in the club world. Mind it might cause a stir at the golf club showers!
sorry how do you know i did that .....you been following me around ???
your tattooist isnt very discrete i have to say!
ohhh he is ...hes dead .....and i used airfix paint ..."
I hope not! It comes off with friction and moisture. Some wee lassie will end up with a rainbow pussy |
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl
Well that’s the price of anonymity on here I guess.
One would suggest painting ones love truncheon to resemble a roundtrees fruit pastille lolly and then people would know who was the real PD.
They would say “look here comes PD” and you would maintain some anonymity yet retaining your PD image in the club world. Mind it might cause a stir at the golf club showers!
sorry how do you know i did that .....you been following me around ???
your tattooist isnt very discrete i have to say!
ohhh he is ...hes dead .....and i used airfix paint ...
I hope not! It comes off with friction and moisture. Some wee lassie will end up with a rainbow pussy "
oooh yeah and theres always the pot of gold at the end ...!!1 |
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl
Well that’s the price of anonymity on here I guess.
One would suggest painting ones love truncheon to resemble a roundtrees fruit pastille lolly and then people would know who was the real PD.
They would say “look here comes PD” and you would maintain some anonymity yet retaining your PD image in the club world. Mind it might cause a stir at the golf club showers!
sorry how do you know i did that .....you been following me around ???
your tattooist isnt very discrete i have to say!
ohhh he is ...hes dead .....and i used airfix paint ...
I hope not! It comes off with friction and moisture. Some wee lassie will end up with a rainbow pussy
oooh yeah and theres always the pot of gold at the end ...!!1 "
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl
Well that’s the price of anonymity on here I guess.
One would suggest painting ones love truncheon to resemble a roundtrees fruit pastille lolly and then people would know who was the real PD.
They would say “look here comes PD” and you would maintain some anonymity yet retaining your PD image in the club world. Mind it might cause a stir at the golf club showers!
sorry how do you know i did that .....you been following me around ???
your tattooist isnt very discrete i have to say!
ohhh he is ...hes dead .....and i used airfix paint ...
I hope not! It comes off with friction and moisture. Some wee lassie will end up with a rainbow pussy
oooh yeah and theres always the pot of gold at the end ...!!1 "
i quite like Rowntrees fruit pastelles any chance of a suck....pretty please
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl
Well that’s the price of anonymity on here I guess.
One would suggest painting ones love truncheon to resemble a roundtrees fruit pastille lolly and then people would know who was the real PD.
They would say “look here comes PD” and you would maintain some anonymity yet retaining your PD image in the club world. Mind it might cause a stir at the golf club showers!
sorry how do you know i did that .....you been following me around ???
your tattooist isnt very discrete i have to say!
ohhh he is ...hes dead .....and i used airfix paint ...
I hope not! It comes off with friction and moisture. Some wee lassie will end up with a rainbow pussy "
Or mouth..........pmsl |
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"my pussy was hot yes but all cool now
of course you have those nice two puppies dont you ....
PD were you in Chams on sat night by any chance with a certain blonde?
Nope definately not ...but have to say a fem friend has caught a guy in there saying he is me and confronted him ....
fuck me fame at last ...pmsl
Well that’s the price of anonymity on here I guess.
One would suggest painting ones love truncheon to resemble a roundtrees fruit pastille lolly and then people would know who was the real PD.
They would say “look here comes PD” and you would maintain some anonymity yet retaining your PD image in the club world. Mind it might cause a stir at the golf club showers!
sorry how do you know i did that .....you been following me around ???
your tattooist isnt very discrete i have to say!
ohhh he is ...hes dead .....and i used airfix paint ...
I hope not! It comes off with friction and moisture. Some wee lassie will end up with a rainbow pussy
Or mouth..........pmsl"
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A Great Dane and two cats.... I am done for... my secret is out lmfao