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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston

What's the most unusual genital topiary you've tried?

A nice v-shape?

Heart shape?

Smiley?

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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Braille

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"Braille"

Now we need more information, what did it say?

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


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OMG! How rude!!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston

I've tried a landing strip and a v-shape but they always look a bit strange on a bloke!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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What, down a bit, lol

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

As has been documented, all my partners must shave my initials into their foofoo before a meet out of respect.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I must say, I have neve come across any shaped bushes

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone

I always find a score chart comes in handy

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston

An old girlfriend of mine tried a heart once on Valentines.... (blleuurggg! )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I (Gander) tried the "landing strip" once..... Never again, the missus couldn`t stop laughing, and started calling me "GONZO".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've only just got Siren's rug fully grown so I'm not about to get her to start shaving intricate patterns into it as she'll use it as an excuse to shave it all off again saying, "I tried and fooked it up, man, like, so it all had to come off again!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've only just got Siren's rug fully grown so I'm not about to get her to start shaving intricate patterns into it as she'll use it as an excuse to shave it all off again saying, "I tried and fooked it up, man, like, so it all had to come off again!" "

Your could always invest in a "merkin" for Siren...... Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've only just got Siren's rug fully grown so I'm not about to get her to start shaving intricate patterns into it as she'll use it as an excuse to shave it all off again saying, "I tried and fooked it up, man, like, so it all had to come off again!"

Your could always invest in a "merkin" for Siren...... Sorted."

She'd laugh her bollox off at one of them - if she had any.

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By *nvictus OP   Man  over a year ago

Beeston


"I've only just got Siren's rug fully grown so I'm not about to get her to start shaving intricate patterns into it as she'll use it as an excuse to shave it all off again saying, "I tried and fooked it up, man, like, so it all had to come off again!"

Your could always invest in a "merkin" for Siren...... Sorted.

She'd laugh her bollox off at one of them - if she had any. "

If she did I bet your inbox would have about 2000 mails a day in it!!!

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