Friday joke for you

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Police caught two youths, one was eating fireworks, the other was drinking battery acid.

They charged one and let the other off.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And here's another

My mum told me that women have teeth in their fannies.

First girl I ever went with asked if I could see any teeth, I said you're kidding with gums like that.

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.