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Oi Santa where's my f*cling bike

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oi Santa where's my f*cking bike,

I've opened all these presents,

There's f*ck all here I like,

I wrote you a letter for Christmas

I came to see you twice,

You fat geriatric old bastard,

Where's my f*cking bike.

What a happy Christmas classic, hardly Cliff Richard.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know how to cheer me up, excellent

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kevin bloody Richards?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin bloody Richards?"

No, Ron Pickering

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kevin Bloody Wilson.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kevin Bloody Wilson."

It is Kevin Bloody Wilson.