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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My Brother Omar

My brother went to Timbuktu

He took his friend too

They went looking for oil

We from home could feel their toil

Then there was this campaign

To inflict as much possible pain

The oil is now splashed out of yield

And oh my brother Omar remains in the oil field!

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By *uslaffMan over a year ago

manchester

Shite !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shite !"

My friend, stop advertising your ignorance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Random!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He should have stayed at home,wherever that was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shite !"

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*ruffles your hair*

*sticks poem to fridge door*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omar days that was a good poem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a load of bollocks!

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By *orksfuncoupleCouple over a year ago

huddersfield

"My Brother Omar

My brother went to Timbuktu

He took his friend too

They went looking for oil

We from home could feel their toil

Then there was this campaign

To inflict as much possible pain

The oil is now splashed out of yield

And oh my brother Omar remains in the oil field!

terrible rhyming couplets though

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Reminds me of kipling....before he started baking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a man named Omar.

Who went for a drive in his car.

Despite all the toil.

He ran out of oil.

And had to wait for the AA man from afar.

Therapeutic this poetry lark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a man named Omar.

Who went for a drive in his car.

Despite all the toil.

He ran out of oil.

And had to wait for the AA man from afar.

Therapeutic this poetry lark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*ruffles your hair*

*sticks poem to fridge door*"

This made me chuckle

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Shite !

My friend, stop advertising your ignorance"

You started it...

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By *lacksausageMan over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"My Brother Omar

My brother went to Timbuktu

He took his friend too

They went looking for oil

We from home could feel their toil

Then there was this campaign

To inflict as much possible pain

The oil is now splashed out of yield

And oh my brother Omar remains in the oil field!

Errm, Could this be related to the Omar Oil fields being bombed?

I bet my thick black cock it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dunno but he'd have been better off going to Nigeria, there's no oil in Mali

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Brother Omar

My brother went to Timbuktu

He took his friend too

They went looking for oil

We from home could feel their toil

Then there was this campaign

To inflict as much possible pain

The oil is now splashed out of yield

And oh my brother Omar remains in the oil field!

Errm, Could this be related to the Omar Oil fields being bombed?

I bet my thick black cock it is

Now that is one bet you do not want to lose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*ruffles your hair*

*sticks poem to fridge door*"

Then takes it down when he skips out to the garden?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tough crowd

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By *lacksausageMan over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"My Brother Omar

My brother went to Timbuktu

He took his friend too

They went looking for oil

We from home could feel their toil

Then there was this campaign

To inflict as much possible pain

The oil is now splashed out of yield

And oh my brother Omar remains in the oil field!

Errm, Could this be related to the Omar Oil fields being bombed?

I bet my thick black cock it is

Now that is one bet you do not want to lose

oooo, now you mention it; shouldnt have made that bet!

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

"Tough crowd

Innit?!

I have no idea what you're on about OP but you crack on love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Brother Omar

My brother went to Timbuktu

He took his friend too

They went looking for oil

We from home could feel their toil

Then there was this campaign

To inflict as much possible pain

The oil is now splashed out of yield

And oh my brother Omar remains in the oil field!

Funny? Sympathetic? Clever? I will let others judge.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"My Brother Omar

My brother went to Timbuktu

He took his friend too

They went looking for oil

We from home could feel their toil

Then there was this campaign

To inflict as much possible pain

The oil is now splashed out of yield

And oh my brother Omar remains in the oil field!

Funny? Sympathetic? Clever? I will let others judge."

Ok I will.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Brother Omar

My brother went to Timbuktu

He took his friend too

They went looking for oil

We from home could feel their toil

Then there was this campaign

To inflict as much possible pain

The oil is now splashed out of yield

And oh my brother Omar remains in the oil field!

Funny? Sympathetic? Clever? I will let others judge.

Ok I will.

No"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Brother Omar

My brother went to Timbuktu

He took his friend too

They went looking for oil

We from home could feel their toil

Then there was this campaign

To inflict as much possible pain

The oil is now splashed out of yield

And oh my brother Omar remains in the oil field!

Errm, Could this be related to the Omar Oil fields being bombed?

I bet my thick black cock it is

Now that is one bet you do not want to lose

oooo, now you mention it; shouldnt have made that bet!

He may actually have a brother called Omar who went to Timbuktu

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By *lacksausageMan over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Must be a windup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Terrible scansion. Painful rhymes. Topical, though. F+

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