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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
carrot
cucumber
screwdriver handle
hammer handle
deodorant can (the small thin ones  )
decent shaped make-up bottles
end of a thick plastic coathanger
light saber
olive oil bottle
umm.. think thats about it..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"carrot
cucumber
screwdriver handle
hammer handle
deodorant can (the small thin ones )
decent shaped make-up bottles
end of a thick plastic coathanger
light saber
olive oil bottle
umm.. think thats about it.. "
Seperatly or at the same time ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a nickname at school of twix fix and the boys would sing 'a finger of fudge is just enough to give the boys a treat'...... I really don't know where they got that info from  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember going down the shops and buying a selection of sex toy vegetables to try. It was carrot, courgette, cucumber followed by a butternut squash. She struggled with the last one, but it was very thick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just told you, there's no way I'm getting that lettuce out of the salad drawer!"
I once had a lettuce stuck up my bottom, the doctor ask me to bend over while he took a look.
A bit of it fell out onto the floor.
The doctor said "is that all of it"
I said "no, that's just the tip of the iceberg" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Could you ?
There was limited success with the experiment. No recognisable tune though."
Maybe you needed more air pumped in to you before using the trumpet!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was a virgin, I could cum by touching my clit, but I wanted to understand what pleasure could be had from the inside of my vagina. So I took a fork and suck the handle inside myself a few times. 
Oddly enough, it didn't do anything for me.
-Courtney |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Could you ?
There was limited success with the experiment. No recognisable tune though.
Maybe you needed more air pumped in to you before using the trumpet!
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Wasn't a trumpet. No way those lips could create the correct embouchure! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Could you ?
There was limited success with the experiment. No recognisable tune though.
Maybe you needed more air pumped in to you before using the trumpet!
Wasn't a trumpet. No way those lips could create the correct embouchure!"
Piano? |
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Could you ?
There was limited success with the experiment. No recognisable tune though.
Maybe you needed more air pumped in to you before using the trumpet!
Wasn't a trumpet. No way those lips could create the correct embouchure!"
That's a good word. embouchure. Voules vous embouchure mon Bouche ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A speculum. That reminds me, must book my next smear test."
Oh so must I, thanks for the reminder
Oh and a suction cap pulling out a baby, that good enough? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend of mine used to work in an A&E clinic in Sweden, over the years he's removed many stuck random objects. One's which come to mind from his various stories are a medium sized tree branch, a flute and one of those wind-up toys you get in Xmas crackers.....
Kinky buggers the Swedes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was a virgin, I could cum by touching my clit, but I wanted to understand what pleasure could be had from the inside of my vagina. So I took a fork and suck the handle inside myself a few times.
Oddly enough, it didn't do anything for me.
-Courtney"
Yep that's pretty much how the banana got there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.  "
So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was a virgin, I could cum by touching my clit, but I wanted to understand what pleasure could be had from the inside of my vagina. So I took a fork and suck the handle inside myself a few times.
Oddly enough, it didn't do anything for me.
-Courtney
Yep that's pretty much how the banana got there "
Curiosity is a wonderful thing!
-Courtney |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument? "
Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?
Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique."
Which end of the vibraslap??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"carrot
cucumber
screwdriver handle
hammer handle
deodorant can (the small thin ones )
decent shaped make-up bottles
end of a thick plastic coathanger
light saber
olive oil bottle
umm.. think thats about it.. "
That sounds awfully like my last shopping list!! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?
Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique.
Which end of the vibraslap?? "
The ball end. Hence why it didn't work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?
Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique."
Can I now, in advance for when the highlights of the year thread comes out in a few weeks, put my vote for quote of the year in for "musique cuntique" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
I couldn't get a tune out of a recorder "
Try the other hole! |
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"I've just told you, there's no way I'm getting that lettuce out of the salad drawer!
I once had a lettuce stuck up my bottom, the doctor ask me to bend over while he took a look.
A bit of it fell out onto the floor.
The doctor said "is that all of it"
I said "no, that's just the tip of the iceberg""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
I couldn't get a tune out of a recorder
Try the other hole! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
I couldn't get a tune out of a recorder
Try the other hole! "
It was more innocent times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?
Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique.
Can I now, in advance for when the highlights of the year thread comes out in a few weeks, put my vote for quote of the year in for "musique cuntique" "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
I couldn't get a tune out of a recorder
Try the other hole!
It was more innocent times! "
Anybody posting on this thread who claims to be innocent is clearly lying to themselves lol |
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"I've always fancied getting a dildo shaped ice tray and trying that out  "
we, actually i made one using a sleeve from a dildo and forgot to take it out of the freezer until our then 7 year old asked if there was any ice for his squash..
cue panic and dash to get there before him.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've always fancied getting a dildo shaped ice tray and trying that out
we, actually i made one using a sleeve from a dildo and forgot to take it out of the freezer until our then 7 year old asked if there was any ice for his squash..
cue panic and dash to get there before him.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been looking at the Hot Pics and corn on the cob seems popular. "
I love corn on the cob...and with the ever-more imaginative ways some resteraunts serve things these days, how much longer before this method catches on...? |
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"I've always fancied getting a dildo shaped ice tray and trying that out
we, actually i made one using a sleeve from a dildo and forgot to take it out of the freezer until our then 7 year old asked if there was any ice for his squash..
cue panic and dash to get there before him..
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yep.. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Has nobody mentioned a hairbrush yet? Just me? Ok...  "
That's one thing pretty much every woman is meant to have tried but I never thought to. I have used a paddle brush for nefarious purposes, but on another part of my anatomy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has nobody mentioned a hairbrush yet? Just me? Ok... "
I know a little old lady (or did God rest her soul)
She was a bit 'frisky' still shall we say and one day when I was round there helping her to bed, I found a comb in a place combs shouldn't be |
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"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument? "
A Ukelillet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might try a marrow
Picture challenge? Most obscure object?!
Is that even possible??? "
There was a pic a short while ago of a lady with a marrow inserted.
Up her arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might try a marrow
Picture challenge? Most obscure object?!
Is that even possible???
There was a pic a short while ago of a lady with a marrow inserted.
Up her arse. "
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
Wymondham |
"I've just told you, there's no way I'm getting that lettuce out of the salad drawer!
I once had a lettuce stuck up my bottom, the doctor ask me to bend over while he took a look.
A bit of it fell out onto the floor.
The doctor said "is that all of it"
I said "no, that's just the tip of the iceberg""
That joke is a little Gem! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!
Why, you're not having marrow are you?!
Jellied eel?"
Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....
https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w |
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
Wymondham |
"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!
Why, you're not having marrow are you?!
Jellied eel?
Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....
https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w"
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!
Why, you're not having marrow are you?!
Jellied eel?
Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....
https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w"
That's a classic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!
Why, you're not having marrow are you?!
Jellied eel?
Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....
https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.."
No lol it's the mighty boosh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!
Why, you're not having marrow are you?!
Jellied eel?
Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....
https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..
No lol it's the mighty boosh! "
Noel fielding.....swoon.....that is all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!
Why, you're not having marrow are you?!
Jellied eel?
Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....
https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!
Why, you're not having marrow are you?!
Jellied eel?
Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....
https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..
No lol it's the mighty boosh!
Noel fielding.....swoon.....that is all "
Yep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!
Why, you're not having marrow are you?!
Jellied eel?
Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....
https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..
No lol it's the mighty boosh!
Noel fielding.....swoon.....that is all "
Would we start meeting again for him?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!
Why, you're not having marrow are you?!
Jellied eel?
Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....
https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..
No lol it's the mighty boosh!
Noel fielding.....swoon.....that is all
Would we start meeting again for him?!"
Depends if you would become bi again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread whilst at dinner!!
Why, you're not having marrow are you?!
Jellied eel?
Bleurgh! You've reminded me of this....
https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..
No lol it's the mighty boosh!
Noel fielding.....swoon.....that is all
Would we start meeting again for him?!
Depends if you would become bi again "
Id go bi for noel especially if he comes with brian molko... |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"I once tried to see if I could play a musical instrument with mine.
Was it a recorder?
One of them was.
So purely for research purposes then, what is the most satisfying musical instrument?
Sonically? A maraca. Handled sleigh bells would have been effective, but I don't own any and it wasn't Christmas. For the sheer giggles, a vibraslap. The percussion family has the most scope for musique cuntique."
A cheap piccolo joke would be so far short of the prevailing standards right now.
..otherwise I would. |
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
Wymondham |
"Any lady who can fit a marrow up her instantly rules me out
To be fair if a marrow was used, would any fella want to go in there for a few days "
Alone? I'd want company and a rope to pull me out if I got into trouble. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any lady who can fit a marrow up her instantly rules me out
To be fair if a marrow was used, would any fella want to go in there for a few days
Alone? I'd want company and a rope to pull me out if I got into trouble."
It's ok, if you did venture inside the black hole, I'm pretty sure one of us would have a rope round your cock, just incase you got lost |
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