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Free window cleaning service.

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

All I have to do is answer the back door when he's done, dressed in lingerie.

I'll need to send him links to scaffold companies with an estimate of hire cost as I have neither a back door or a ground floor apartment. Can anyone help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you send him round to me after, my windows need doing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leave a ladder out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think he'd do mine as well?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Do you think he'd do mine as well?"

Depends on the lingerie you'll be wearing I think.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Leave a ladder out "

He'd need a very big cherry picker and I think they are even more expensive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can someone lend me some lingerie?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Can someone lend me some lingerie?"

Cup size?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"All I have to do is answer the back door when he's done, dressed in lingerie.

I'll need to send him links to scaffold companies with an estimate of hire cost as I have neither a back door or a ground floor apartment. Can anyone help?

No need to to all that trouble, simply suspended a sturdy rope from the roof of your apartment block. No need to thank me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need mine doing, send him here when you've finished with him x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll do it, I'll abseil.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh p.s, does he do painting too?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Oh p.s, does he do painting too? "

Hang on, I'll ask...

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"I'll do it, I'll abseil.

Ooo, I've not abseiled for years. You do it in my lingerie and I'll do it in combats.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you think he'd do mine as well?

Depends on the lingerie you'll be wearing I think."

Ask him what he likes and I'll see what I can borrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh p.s, does he do painting too?

Hang on, I'll ask..."

Thanks

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman over a year ago

London

"Do you think he'd do mine as well?

Depends on the lingerie you'll be wearing I think.

Ask him what he likes and I'll see what I can borrow."

He insists he's 'straight'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone lend me some lingerie?

Cup size?"

Maybe an 'A'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id clean your windows for free if the door was answerd and the customer was in lingere! Lol walsall based if anyones interested lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Can someone lend me some lingerie?

Cup size?"

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got lingerie, a ladder AND a very moist chami......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If he can come to Daventry the wide will happily do that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My window cleaner would feel robbed if I opened my door in lingerie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My window cleaner would feel robbed if I opened my door in lingerie. "

Im sure he wouldnt

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By *emini1637Woman over a year ago

Warwickshire

"All I have to do is answer the back door when he's done, dressed in lingerie.

I'll need to send him links to scaffold companies with an estimate of hire cost as I have neither a back door or a ground floor apartment. Can anyone help?

All I have to do is walk around naked with the curtains open whilst he cleans the windows!!