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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After reading some posts lately , I need to know where to buy some gun powder ??
This seems like the simplest way to smoothness ! How much will I require ?
And is this method of hair removal painless ??  |
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"After reading some posts lately , I need to know where to buy some gun powder ??
This seems like the simplest way to smoothness ! How much will I require ?
And is this method of hair removal painless ?? "
Think PD has a barrel full at home |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol
Still got mine ! can of hair spray and a lighter dude  "
Sounds easier , any particular make ?
Would lighter fluid be the same ? I've no hair spray ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After reading some posts lately , I need to know where to buy some gun powder ??
This seems like the simplest way to smoothness ! How much will I require ?
And is this method of hair removal painless ??
Think PD has a barrel full at home"
Maybe so... but he's err... busy tonight lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol
Still got mine ! can of hair spray and a lighter dude
Sounds easier , any particular make ?
Would lighter fluid be the same ? I've no hair spray ! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol
Still got mine ! can of hair spray and a lighter dude
Sounds easier , any particular make ?
Would lighter fluid be the same ? I've no hair spray ! cossack "
Right , I'm ready to try ! Got a bucket of water ready , and some baby oil for any sore bits !
Will Hai Karate or Brut take the sting away after ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes
I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ?? "
what a terrible thing to say, as if we would  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes
I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ??
what a terrible thing to say, as if we would "
bloody cheek, innit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes
I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ??
what a terrible thing to say, as if we would
bloody cheek, innit!"
Im so hurt Ruby, i feel like crying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Upset the madone is the quickest way to lose your nuts lol
Still got mine ! can of hair spray and a lighter dude
Sounds easier , any particular make ?
Would lighter fluid be the same ? I've no hair spray ! cossack
Right , I'm ready to try ! Got a bucket of water ready , and some baby oil for any sore bits !
Will Hai Karate or Brut take the sting away after ? "
brut will do it get some one to strap you down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes
I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ??
what a terrible thing to say, as if we would
bloody cheek, innit!
Im so hurt Ruby, i feel like crying "
Ok, to stop you crying , I'll try !
Got some tweezers somewhere !
This could take a while ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
PMSFL....yeah try it let us know how it goes
I have a feeling your trying to cause me pain ??
what a terrible thing to say, as if we would
bloody cheek, innit!
Im so hurt Ruby, i feel like crying
Ok, to stop you crying , I'll try !
Got some tweezers somewhere !
This could take a while ! "
pics please lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
FFS , I thought you said painless ??? 
~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?"
I'm not sure if you pile it up , or spread it thinly ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
FFS , I thought you said painless ???
~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?
I'm not sure if you pile it up , or spread it thinly ? "
thinly dude then go for it at the same time use slow mo camera and then post it on u/tube youll go down a storm will you be doing crack and sack? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
FFS , I thought you said painless ???
~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?
I'm not sure if you pile it up , or spread it thinly ? thinly dude then go for it at the same time use slow mo camera and then post it on u/tube youll go down a storm will you be doing crack and sack?"
Yeh was gonna do the whole lot !
If it works well , gonna do chest n legs too !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
FFS , I thought you said painless ???
~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?
I'm not sure if you pile it up , or spread it thinly ? "
pile it up...you need loads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
nasty.... just nasty but very VERY funny "
shhhhhhhhhh, ffs....repeat after me...IT IS PAINLESS! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
FFS , I thought you said painless ???
~Im intrigued, what do you actually do with the gunpowder?
I'm not sure if you pile it up , or spread it thinly ? thinly dude then go for it at the same time use slow mo camera and then post it on u/tube youll go down a storm will you be doing crack and sack?
Yeh was gonna do the whole lot !
If it works well , gonna do chest n legs too ! "
then your looking at a flame thrower dude ill see what i can do |
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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago
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"After reading some posts lately , I need to know where to buy some gun powder ??
This seems like the simplest way to smoothness ! How much will I require ?
And is this method of hair removal painless ?? "
depends how much hair u have lol!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or get some nice lady to gently wax it all off
Wax , do you set fire to it ??
Your not Ruby , in disguise are ya ? "
warm wax then let it cool...easy peasy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an epilator going free if you wanna borrow it Dipsy 
Wait a minute !!!
I just googled epilate ! Painless , rip the buggers roots out !! "
Sniggers...opps |
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By *ragon1Woman
over a year ago
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"what you need is to epilate..totally painless...
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
nasty.... just nasty but very VERY funny
shhhhhhhhhh, ffs....repeat after me...IT IS PAINLESS! "
It is painless it is painless it is painless
*giggles in corner* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok , just got of the phone to NHS direct , after they stopped laughing , they advised to sit in a bowl of salt water , and after healing to seek alternative method !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an epilator going free if you wanna borrow it Dipsy
Wait a minute !!!
I just googled epilate ! Painless , rip the buggers roots out !! "
hehehehehehehehe sucker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and DO NOT use brut on burns !!
I did tell you to use blue stratos!
I ran out Saturday , getting ready for the local discotheque ! "
sod off you have boxes of it in your shed! Don't even try and deny you ordered in bulk once you knew it may be discontinued. Ffs you have been drinking it again haven't you.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and DO NOT use brut on burns !!
I did tell you to use blue stratos!
I ran out Saturday , getting ready for the local discotheque !
sod off you have boxes of it in your shed! Don't even try and deny you ordered in bulk once you knew it may be discontinued. Ffs you have been drinking it again haven't you.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
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the aftershave cocktail know as the knicker dropper eh...lmao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
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Does that mean it doesn't work now ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depending on the mixture you either made em laugh or cry... it was the bit in between that made em pass out you had to get right.... sighs, 'the gool ol days' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depending on the mixture you either made em laugh or cry... it was the bit in between that made em pass out you had to get right.... sighs, 'the gool ol days'
I may be able to get my hands on a box or 3 !"
It was you in the queue at the Woolworths clear out eh... pmsl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
Does that mean it doesn't work now ? "
try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
Does that mean it doesn't work now ? "
No... at parties now I just smother myself in Mrs Notts... If I can't pull a staright Bird I usually get the left overs from the kinkier chicks.. Mmmm Result lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
Does that mean it doesn't work now ?
try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. "
Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
Does that mean it doesn't work now ?
No... at parties now I just smother myself in Mrs Notts... If I can't pull a staright Bird I usually get the left overs from the kinkier chicks.. Mmmm Result lol.."
Now that would work.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
Does that mean it doesn't work now ?
try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore ! "
you should move onto silver spandex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
Does that mean it doesn't work now ?
try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore !
you should move onto silver spandex "
who are you ? Have you been stalking me ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
Does that mean it doesn't work now ?
try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore !
you should move onto silver spandex who are you ? Have you been stalking me ? "
its me...suzythestalkingshaftsplittingsadist....I see that handjob behind the pally wasnt very memorable....I was the one watching you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
Does that mean it doesn't work now ?
try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore !
you should move onto silver spandex who are you ? Have you been stalking me ?
its me...suzythestalkingshaftsplittingsadist....I see that handjob behind the pally wasnt very memorable....I was the one watching you."
stop making me laugh , my crusty bits keep cracking ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brut lol... Blue Stratos???
I miss the fresh smell of 'Old Spice' mixed with a dab of Hi Karate and you were a complete and utter babe magnet pmsl...
Does that mean it doesn't work now ?
try it next time your strutting your groovy moves in the disco....watch it might make your medallion go green. Thought my white suit wasn't looking its best anymore !
you should move onto silver spandex who are you ? Have you been stalking me ?
its me...suzythestalkingshaftsplittingsadist....I see that handjob behind the pally wasnt very memorable....I was the one watching you.stop making me laugh , my crusty bits keep cracking ! "
Ahhh you went for the blowjob as well...told you he was a scabby sod. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After reading some posts lately , I need to know where to buy some gun powder ??
This seems like the simplest way to smoothness ! How much will I require ?
And is this method of hair removal painless ?? "
How about going to boots get some veet not sure how too spell it but friend has now started that on hairs around his bits ,, lol i asked if it hurt he said only if he leves it on too long ,, lol jo xxx |
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"gunpowder dose not remove hairs, i tried and its still there!"
you didnt do it properly ...a small makup brush and dab it into the crevises
to give that light powedering ...then i large candle lit and placed on the floor ..then any dance of your choice over the top ,,the great thing is you dont know its coming so no chance of tightening up ...and ...whoooosh...all done in a flash back sack crack legs chest and sometimes even a deshevelled haircut ...that i just lost everything in the casino look ...
makes a great party trick or firework display through the bathroom window
kids love it ...the ultimate roman candle ....
simples ....enjoy
pd
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"gunpowder dose not remove hairs, i tried and its still there!
you didnt do it properly ...a small makup brush and dab it into the crevises
to give that light powedering ...then i large candle lit and placed on the floor ..then any dance of your choice over the top ,,the great thing is you dont know its coming so no chance of tightening up ...and ...whoooosh...all done in a flash back sack crack legs chest and sometimes even a deshevelled haircut ...that i just lost everything in the casino look ...
makes a great party trick or firework display through the bathroom window
kids love it ...the ultimate roman candle ....
simples ....enjoy
pd
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FFS , why didn't you post that yesterday ?
I've spent all day in A&E , having the piss took out of me ! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"gunpowder dose not remove hairs, i tried and its still there!
you didnt do it properly ...a small makup brush and dab it into the crevises
to give that light powedering ...then i large candle lit and placed on the floor ..then any dance of your choice over the top ,,the great thing is you dont know its coming so no chance of tightening up ...and ...whoooosh...all done in a flash back sack crack legs chest and sometimes even a deshevelled haircut ...that i just lost everything in the casino look ...
makes a great party trick or firework display through the bathroom window
kids love it ...the ultimate roman candle ....
simples ....enjoy
pd
FFS , why didn't you post that yesterday ?
I've spent all day in A&E , having the piss took out of me ! "
Damn, why dont i work in A&E....LOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"gunpowder dose not remove hairs, i tried and its still there!
you didnt do it properly ...a small makup brush and dab it into the crevises
to give that light powedering ...then i large candle lit and placed on the floor ..then any dance of your choice over the top ,,the great thing is you dont know its coming so no chance of tightening up ...and ...whoooosh...all done in a flash back sack crack legs chest and sometimes even a deshevelled haircut ...that i just lost everything in the casino look ...
makes a great party trick or firework display through the bathroom window
kids love it ...the ultimate roman candle ....
simples ....enjoy
pd
FFS , why didn't you post that yesterday ?
I've spent all day in A&E , having the piss took out of me !
Damn, why dont i work in A&E....LOL"
Didn't you get a call , thought everybody had popped in for a look ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is ace , gonna try each method to see which works best ! obviously when the swellin n corn flakes have healed !
Next will be the flame thrower ! 
Wish me luck .. |
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works."
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......? |
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?"
Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.
Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?
Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.
Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???"
This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash |
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?
Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.
Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???"
assisting a man to self immolation must be an offence somewhere ...hope he has a decent fire extinguisher handy ... |
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?
Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.
Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash "
LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea. |
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?
Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.
Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash
LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea."
thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch .... |
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?
Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.
Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash
LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.
thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ...."
well test it on your monkey, thats hairy and ting tong can't take litigation. |
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"I've had an idea !!
You know how people walk on hot coals without burning their feet ! hehe
wheres that bloody BBQ !
Oh yeh , back later !"
Oi i say DON'T do it so no solicitors letters here about your BBQ'd nads! |
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?
Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.
Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash
LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.
thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ....
well test it on your monkey, thats hairy and ting tong can't take litigation."
omg who is ting tong ....pmsl |
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?
Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.
Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash
LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.
thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ....
well test it on your monkey, thats hairy and ting tong can't take litigation.
omg who is ting tong ....pmsl "
I keep forgetting what your orang-outang is called as you haven put her pic on here or introduced her. |
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?
Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.
Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash
LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.
thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ....
well test it on your monkey, thats hairy and ting tong can't take litigation.
omg who is ting tong ....pmsl
I keep forgetting what your orang-outang is called as you haven put her pic on here or introduced her."
i sponsor her and her name is munchi to nice to put on here ...sorry mate i know you would cream if you saw her |
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"There is far better option.
BBQ lighter gel! Smear on lightly, ignite and dunk quick in a bucket of iced water. I have it on good authority it works.
errrm isnt that actually napalm .....
point of order your honour ...when asked if the item was napalm ..the defendant replied.......?
Can't wait to see the 10pm news, he might be on it.
Hey do you think i will get indited for aiding and abetting???This is scientific exploration for the good of mankind ! , All names are covered under the official secrets act ! unless they offer cash
LOOK im saying DON'T do it ok. I have no way encouraged you to set you happy sacks on fire and think its a very bad idea.
thats a bit like having this drink is very toxic at the bottom of the can ....just wont hold mate ....the gunpowder was random and you had no way of knowing if it would go off or not ...but napalm ....ouch ....
well test it on your monkey, thats hairy and ting tong can't take litigation.
omg who is ting tong ....pmsl
I keep forgetting what your orang-outang is called as you haven put her pic on here or introduced her.
i sponsor her and her name is munchi to nice to put on here ...sorry mate i know you would cream if you saw her "
I worry about your ability to find a orang-outang desirable. As a matter of interest when was your last eye test? |
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