"To one of my gentlemen friends, how damn lucky are you to say its two whole years since you first met me 
Ps you know who you are
Or more than likely don't have a fucking clue "
I'll make a WILD guess :P |
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"To one of my gentlemen friends, how damn lucky are you to say its two whole years since you first met me
Ps you know who you are
Or more than likely don't have a fucking clue
I'll make a WILD guess :P"
don't say who, I'm curious to see if he recognised himself |
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"In real life men are renowned for forgetting anniversaries, you think fab will be any different "
I didn't have a clue only cause I was looking through my verifications the other week lol.
I don't have a clue when my real life anniversary is |
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"Who ever this relates to:
"Or more than likely don't have a fucking clue"
Needs a hard spanking next time you see him.  "
but at least if he's seen this thread he can spend the rest of the day thinking how blessed he is |
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"Put people out of their misery.
Put us out of your misery!
I don't like guessing games. "
Look. See the Original Post? Who posts next, knowing what he knows and checking a few details on certain profiles?
Check.
Mate. |
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"Put people out of their misery.
Put us out of your misery!
I don't like guessing games.
Look. See the Original Post? Who posts next, knowing what he knows and checking a few details on certain profiles?
Check.
Mate. "
Bloody armchair Poirot  |
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"Put people out of their misery.
Put us out of your misery!
I don't like guessing games.
Look. See the Original Post? Who posts next, knowing what he knows and checking a few details on certain profiles?
Check.
Mate.
Bloody armchair Poirot "
"Delivery Man: Good day, Sir. I've got a parrot 'ere for Mr Poyrott.
Poirot: It is pronounced Pwah-roh.
Delivery Man: Oh, I do beg yer pardon, guvnor. I've got a pwahroh 'ere for Mr Poyrott.
Poirot: (as Hastings moves towards parrot) Please, do not fraternize with that creature. I am still training him.
Hastings: It's only a parrot.
Poirot: I was talking to the parrot."
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"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!
How do I celebrate?
A) a wank
B) cup of tea
C) a wank"
Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are |
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"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!
How do I celebrate?
A) a wank
B) cup of tea
C) a wank
Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are "
Oh yeah and get a candle in  |
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over a year ago
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"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!
How do I celebrate?
A) a wank
B) cup of tea
C) a wank
Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are
Oh yeah and get a candle in "
So your having a celebratory cup of tea then? |
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"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!
How do I celebrate?
A) a wank
B) cup of tea
C) a wank
Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are
Oh yeah and get a candle in
So your having a celebratory cup of tea then? "
he's gone to worship me at the alter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!
How do I celebrate?
A) a wank
B) cup of tea
C) a wank
Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are
Oh yeah and get a candle in
So your having a celebratory cup of tea then? he's gone to worship me at the alter "
There is now a clear image in my head... I need a lie down  |
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"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!
How do I celebrate?
A) a wank
B) cup of tea
C) a wank
Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are
Oh yeah and get a candle in "
Get a candle in where?  |
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"I've known Diamondsmiles 2 years today!
How do I celebrate?
A) a wank
B) cup of tea
C) a wank
Shouldn't you be doing something more constructive like finding a quiet room, lighting a candle and just remembering how blessed you are
Oh yeah and get a candle in
Get a candle in where? "
made my eyes water thinking where he could poke it will it be a taper thin one or a scented yankee candle |
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I've lost 316 meets cos of that veri!!
