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over a year ago
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"....of the food catastrophe related threads.
I don't drink alcohol as such so I can't spill it all over my sofa.
I can't eat biscuits so cannot have one fall in my tea.
It's all so unfair  "
Don't worry. They're all bollocks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....of the food catastrophe related threads.
I don't drink alcohol as such so I can't spill it all over my sofa.
I can't eat biscuits so cannot have one fall in my tea.
It's all so unfair "
hey I don't feel left out and I don't drink , drink tea or eat bisquits  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, have you ever had sauce mysteriously dribble down your front?
Found popcorn in your cleavage?
Dropped your toast and it landed butter side down?
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There must be a food/cleavage related misadventure |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"OP, have you ever had sauce mysteriously dribble down your front?
Found popcorn in your cleavage?
Dropped your toast and it landed butter side down?
There must be a food/cleavage related misadventure"
I'm always finding things in my cleavage. I had a Malteser fall out when I took off my bra once. I had no recollection of having at Maltesers that day.  |
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"OP, have you ever had sauce mysteriously dribble down your front?
Found popcorn in your cleavage?
Dropped your toast and it landed butter side down?
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Yes to the first 2, these are great calamities too  |
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"....of the food catastrophe related threads.
I don't drink alcohol as such so I can't spill it all over my sofa.
I can't eat biscuits so cannot have one fall in my tea.
It's all so unfair "
Di u want eating out |
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By *irceWoman
over a year ago
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"OP, have you ever had sauce mysteriously dribble down your front?
Found popcorn in your cleavage?
Dropped your toast and it landed butter side down?
There must be a food/cleavage related misadventure"
Went on a course with the boss lady once at a very nice venue, she got d*unk and attacked the twiglet's in our break time....only she managed to have them fall down her cleavage all showing mind and decided to go about the room offering people bowels of snacks....ohhh gawd the shame lol.
But she had much fun and said I could accompany her again haha, lifes good  |
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"....of the food catastrophe related threads.
I don't drink alcohol as such so I can't spill it all over my sofa.
I can't eat biscuits so cannot have one fall in my tea.
It's all so unfair
Di u want eating out "
No thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever chewed something and half your tooth broke off?
I once cracked a tooth on a vimto lolly in my youthful days
Ouch "
Yep not sure a vimto lolly should really be classed as food though |
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In my defence I had genuinely clicked on the other threads and thought no point getting involved. 
