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By *atcouple OP Couple
over a year ago
Suffolk - East Anglia |
Humour in court is always he funniest. I heard this from a friend recently.
A defendant was in the dock at Crown Court and while he was there he was chewing gum which clearly annoyed the judge who then asked the defendant's lawyer to approach the bench. The judge said to the lawyer, "You must advise your client to cease masticating whilst in court."
The lawyer approached the defendant in the court and said "Take you hands out of your pockets."  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very elderly man with hearing problems and his wife are at the doctors for his check up.
Doctor says "I'll need a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample".
The man turns to his wife and asks what the doctor said.
He says he needs your underpants. |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
I was in a Chinese Restaurant When a duck walked up to my table and said "your eyes are like emeralds and your smile could light up the sky"
I called the waiter over and said "No I asked for the AROMATIC duck" |
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By *atcouple OP Couple
over a year ago
Suffolk - East Anglia |
"I was in a Chinese Restaurant When a duck walked up to my table and said "your eyes are like emeralds and your smile could light up the sky"
I called the waiter over and said "No I asked for the AROMATIC duck""
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