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over a year ago
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They can piss all over the floor and toilet seat, leave up the seat and walk away, unlike us ladies who aim, fire and put the lid down
Plus they have a penis  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Having someone address me directly in an audio store would be a nice experience rather than having to relay my queries through any male colleague I happen to be with since having boobs apparently means my ears or ability to process technical information doesn't work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is so much better than being a girl.
Reasons? 
Is that a question or a statement? "
Looking for reasons that support the statement.
I posted it the other way round this morning before work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.
Just because you're a man?
The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man. "
True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.
Just because you're a man?
The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.
True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too. "
Not the ones I've met. And that's why it's better for me to be male! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.
Just because you're a man?
The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.
True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too.
Not the ones I've met. And that's why it's better for me to be male! "
Women pretend to be straight just to get with guys like you all the time though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.
Just because you're a man?
The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.
True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too.
Not the ones I've met. And that's why it's better for me to be male!
Women pretend to be straight just to get with guys like you all the time though "
Not quite often enough! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.
Just because you're a man?
The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.
True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too.
Not the ones I've met. And that's why it's better for me to be male!
Women pretend to be straight just to get with guys like you all the time though
Not quite often enough! "
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"theres only 3 no babies or periods and better wages other wise its dull and hard work"
And getting taken seriously about technical things. I did mention so above, but much like Arabella Weir in The Fast Show since I am a girl it's as if no-one could actually hear me... |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Being able to pee standing up
Always being right
Being able to parallel park
Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this
Inbuilt sense of direction
Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard
Being called a stud and not a slut in regards to number of sexual partners.
Being able to post stuff on here with tongue firmly in cheek! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We aren't confused by the need to multitask (what IS that?) and as we get older polite people call us "sir" (freaky but strangely ego stroking, where'as ma'am or madam seems a little meh). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is so much better than being a girl.
Reasons?
Owwwww I see what you did there Rachael
Parallel threads
Clever girl xx"
Lol. The girl one has done best. |
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"Being able to parallel park
Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this
Inbuilt sense of direction
Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard
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Shit, I may be a man  |
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"Being able to parallel park
Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this
Inbuilt sense of direction
Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard
Shit, I may be a man "
Yikes! Me too 
Nita |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But guys just have to know how to do DIY,almost by instinct,without ever having read the instruction manual for their circular saw or nail gun (just go down to A+E to see the results),,they have to pretend to give a damn about technical specifications of everyday items,BHP,gear ratios and all that stuff,it must make buying a car so difficult.It's so much easier when you just want a pink one.
But by far the worst aspect for you guys must surely be that you never get to cry on your friends shoulder,with your mascara running while stuffing your face with chocolate cake.
No,,,you can keep your machismo and your stiff upper lips,,,,seems like a lot of hard work and an emotional desert to me.
P.S. I'm not being sexist,,,some of my best friends are male.
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Being able to parallel park
Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this
Inbuilt sense of direction
Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard
Shit, I may be a man
Yikes! Me too
Nita"
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Well a queue of blokes (and some ladies) has now formed halfway down the street to offer a second opinion |
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"Being able to parallel park
Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this
Inbuilt sense of direction
Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard
Shit, I may be a man
Yikes! Me too
Nita
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Well a queue of blokes (and some ladies) has now formed halfway down the street to offer a second opinion"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"But guys just have to know how to do DIY,almost by instinct,without ever having read the instruction manual for their circular saw or nail gun (just go down to A+E to see the results),,they have to pretend to give a damn about technical specifications of everyday items,BHP,gear ratios and all that stuff,it must make buying a car so difficult.It's so much easier when you just want a pink one.
But by far the worst aspect for you guys must surely be that you never get to cry on your friends shoulder,with your mascara running while stuffing your face with chocolate cake.
No,,,you can keep your machismo and your stiff upper lips,,,,seems like a lot of hard work and an emotional desert to me.
P.S. I'm not being sexist,,,some of my best friends are male.
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Happy to cry with mascara running down my face but you can keep the cake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I get to kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies.
Just because you're a man?
The ladies I've met have met me because I'm a man.
True but you can still kiss, cuddle and fuck gorgeous ladies if you're a girl too.
Not the ones I've met. And that's why it's better for me to be male!
Women pretend to be straight just to get with guys like you all the time though
Not quite often enough! "
But... I do. |
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Men get paid more and don't get patronised doing typically male jobs.
I'm a female drag queen and DJ. Not a typical job for girls I grant you but I've had to fight for the past twelve years to gain work and respect. When I won an award for Best Drag Act at this years London Cabaret Awards was still subjected to heaps of lazy misogyny.
Ooh and love it when I DJ, blokes watch me then go "oh you're quite good aren't you?"  |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Is so much better than being a girl.
Reasons? "
Have a lie-in over the weekend and wait for the house to tidy and clean itself
Have a self-stocking larder and refrigirator
Wear the same pair of jeans and T-shirt for 3 days and nobody will notice
Not shave for three days (see above) and tell everyone that the look is in fashion
Turn up on a meet almost in my PJs and know that she will have made such an effort to look attractive for me
Get a cold, which will give me the perfect excuse to be grumpy for a week
Heck, I want to be a guy |
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"Being able to parallel park
Ability to throw on anything and leave the house without asking if our bum look big in this
Inbuilt sense of direction
Jar opening and spider removing skills as standard
Shit, I may be a man
Yikes! Me too
Nita
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Well a queue of blokes (and some ladies) has now formed halfway down the street to offer a second opinion"
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"Is so much better than being a girl.
Reasons? "
I'm happy that being a guy I never have to worry about getting pregnant, have periods or spending ridiculous amount of time doing stuff like make up or my hair..
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