FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > to jam or not to jam ... that is the question? ...........
to jam or not to jam ... that is the question? ...........
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
well ..... just out of curiosity (and also because i've just stumbled across the forums)i'm wondering how many people out there would participate in eating a jammy duck? i have never had the good fortune of my duck being devoured whilst jamming.....and.. well ..... like i said,very curious to find out if it is normal for men/women to hurl when the subject is "brought up" ;o) xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"well ..... just out of curiosity (and also because i've just stumbled across the forums)i'm wondering how many people out there would participate in eating a jammy duck? i have never had the good fortune of my duck being devoured whilst jamming.....and.. well ..... like i said,very curious to find out if it is normal for men/women to hurl when the subject is "brought up" ;o) xxx"
If this is a euphemism for what i think it is I'd rather be menstruating. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm with Stephen Lynch on this one!
Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her with love so true
Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you
You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back – her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want to make love – if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house – down to the old pub instead
And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead
Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
