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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
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The game is simple...wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect... ex.
Person1: I wish for riches
Person2: Wish granted, but the world is destroyed...
Ok I'll start
I wish i had longer legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The game is simple...wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect... ex.
Person1: I wish for riches
Person2: Wish granted, but the world is destroyed...
Ok I'll start
I wish i had longer legs"
Longer legs granted….but size 14 feet included (so say goodbye to sexy shoes)
I wish for free petrol for a year
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish for Davina McCall to marry me.
Wish granted, but you can't get a hard on
I wish to find some buried treasure"
Granted but is buried deep in lethal radio active waste
I wish for compulsory unisex fashions and everyone has to wear them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish for a holiday somewhere warm
Wish granted, but you get sunstroke
I wish for An endless stream of sexy beauties"
Wish granted for endless stream of beauties,,,,,, shame they will all photo-shopped blokes and the reality is they are not as attractive as desired
I wish for good digital camera with photo-shop
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wish for a holiday somewhere warm
Wish granted, but you get sunstroke
I wish for An endless stream of sexy beauties
Wish granted for endless stream of beauties,,,,,, shame they will all photo-shopped blokes and the reality is they are not as attractive as desired
I wish for good digital camera with photo-shop
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I grant you a good digital camera with photo - shop but it runs only on discontinued batteries.
I wish for world peace, pink puppy dogs and an end to sickness. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"I wish for a holiday somewhere warm
Wish granted, but you get sunstroke
I wish for An endless stream of sexy beauties
Wish granted for endless stream of beauties,,,,,, shame they will all photo-shopped blokes and the reality is they are not as attractive as desired
I wish for good digital camera with photo-shop
I grant you a good digital camera with photo - shop but it runs only on discontinued batteries.
I wish for world peace, pink puppy dogs and an end to sickness."
I grant you those wishes... but i am going to have to strike you down now so you are not around to see them...
I like to score the winning goal for arsenal in the champions league final...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wish for a holiday somewhere warm
Wish granted, but you get sunstroke
I wish for An endless stream of sexy beauties
Wish granted for endless stream of beauties,,,,,, shame they will all photo-shopped blokes and the reality is they are not as attractive as desired
I wish for good digital camera with photo-shop
I grant you a good digital camera with photo - shop but it runs only on discontinued batteries.
I wish for world peace, pink puppy dogs and an end to sickness.
I grant you those wishes... but i am going to have to strike you down now so you are not around to see them...
I like to score the winning goal for arsenal in the champions league final... "
Wish granted,,,, but you will have to change sex and become the first female to play in the arsenal I st team and you will be subsequently transferred to Chelsea where you will remain for the rest of time. ( J terry fancies you too)
I wish to see this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish to see this
Wish granted, then you go blind
I wish for the chippendale's to be my housemaids for a month"
Wish Granted,,,, but there is misunderstanding and you get Chip and Dale the cartoon characters,,,
I wish to get my own back on Granny by employing a secret evil government task force who will work behind the scenes to create an genetic process that effects all things relating to canine breading cycles and this totally unsettles the pink puppy production flow….thus they will succeed in temporarily scuttling part of Granny’s wish… ( sorry…. But you took my batteries away…….)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wish to see this
Wish granted, then you go blind
I wish for the chippendale's to be my housemaids for a month
Wish Granted,,,, but there is misunderstanding and you get Chip and Dale the cartoon characters,,,
I wish to get my own back on Granny by employing a secret evil government task force who will work behind the scenes to create an genetic process that effects all things relating to canine breading cycles and this totally unsettles the pink puppy production flow….thus they will succeed in temporarily scuttling part of Granny’s wish… ( sorry…. But you took my batteries away…….)
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I grant you your wish but serendipity is achieved by the scuttling of my wish and lilac marshmallow poodles are created which melt over you and smother you completely until you look like the Ghostbuster Giant Mallow Man ..
I wish for Soxy's feet to curl up at the ends so that only turkish slippers size 26 will do ! ( no apologies ) ! |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
I wish for Soxy's feet to curl up at the ends so that only turkish slippers size 26 will do ! ( no apologies ) !
Wish granted, but you have to wash his feet for a year LOL
I wish for a bigger house |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wish for Soxy's feet to curl up at the ends so that only turkish slippers size 26 will do ! ( no apologies ) !
Wish granted, but you have to wash his feet for a year LOL
I wish for a bigger house"
Wish for a bigger house granted,,,,, however its located In Middlesborough !!!!
I wish everything in life was as wonderful as my size26 Turkish curly toed slippers,,, those of the kind I’ve waited for all of my life for, and that I’m now suitably and resplendently bedecked thanks to Granny’s sublime generosity
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wish for Soxy's feet to curl up at the ends so that only turkish slippers size 26 will do ! ( no apologies ) !
Wish granted, but you have to wash his feet for a year LOL
I wish for a bigger house
Wish for a bigger house granted,,,,, however its located In Middlesborough !!!!
I wish everything in life was as wonderful as my size26 Turkish curly toed slippers,,, those of the kind I’ve waited for all of my life for, and that I’m now suitably and resplendently bedecked thanks to Granny’s sublime generosity
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I make everything in life as wonderful as your size 26 slippers , however the entire world is housed in your slippers and you your feet fall off with frost bite.
I wish for the person who grants my wish not to put any counter clause on it. |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
I wish for the person who grants my wish not to put any counter clause on it.
Wish not granted, for that you have to say sorry to everyone you have upset LOL
I wish for Wish for a perfect job |
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