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What Does A guy Have To Do...
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"Lay down on a park bench in the dark?
But it's cold and there are wolves out there...
You must be prepared to suffer for your art."
But the wolves...THE WOLVES!!!!!!!
*sigh* ok, if I HAVE to....
*goes outside*... |
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"..to get his face sat on around here?
Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..?
Shit.
Um...
Errrmm...."
long shot but you reckon you could squeeze,into a toilet . If so sorted. Look up at wait  |
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"..to get his face sat on around here?
Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..?
Shit.
Um...
Errrmm.... long shot but you reckon you could squeeze,into a toilet . If so sorted. Look up at wait "
I'm not sure I'd be completely compatible with the U-Bend... |
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"..to get his face sat on around here?
Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..?
Shit.
Um...
Errrmm.... long shot but you reckon you could squeeze,into a toilet . If so sorted. Look up at wait
I'm not sure I'd be completely compatible with the U-Bend..."
yeah good point. Ah well I tried |
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"..to get his face sat on around here?
Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..?
Shit.
Um...
Errrmm.... long shot but you reckon you could squeeze,into a toilet . If so sorted. Look up at wait
I'm not sure I'd be completely compatible with the U-Bend... yeah good point. Ah well I tried "
What? You've tried to get into the U-bend..?!!? Oh. My. God!! That must have hurt! |
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"Use sellotape? 
That's just damn good kinky fun, that is...
Provided you're not hairy! 
Thaaaat's a very good point....
Uh oh...
Bondage tape isn't quite as sticky.  "
And it smells fantastic.and is super shiny..and and..YAY!
And I have some!! Now all I need is a lovely lady who'd like a seat... |
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"..to get his face sat on around here?
Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..?
Shit.
Um...
Errrmm...."
go to a club it may cost you between £40-75 but you have a 1/20 chance that a woman will sit on it and 1/3 a man will, also you will of course be supporting women's sexual pleasure by keeping the clubs running and obviously far outweighs the odds on fab which are roughly 1/200 hope this helps        |
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"..to get his face sat on around here?
Uh oh.. did I...did I say that out loud..?
Shit.
Um...
Errrmm....go to a club it may cost you between £40-75 but you have a 1/20 chance that a woman will sit on it and 1/3 a man will, also you will of course be supporting women's sexual pleasure by keeping the clubs running and obviously far outweighs the odds on fab which are roughly 1/200 hope this helps "
Jebus! You have some kind of formulae for those stats? Please tell me you have a whiteboard in your room like on "The Big Bang Theory"... |
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