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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm I could send a strategically placed minion? 
I love minions! Yes please!
(I secretly have my own Minion army.  )"
Sent my current ones not too naughty but upgrading my minion army |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Ok, because I've been in a rhyming mood this week and because I've been drinking:
There once was a young lady from Gotham
Who really did have quite a nice bottom
She posed for pics with Fab ice lollys
Which made people say “Oh Golly”
Her avatar was a Minion in a strategic place
Which put a smile on many a person’s face
She liked blokes with cute butts she could perve
But married and attached men she did swerve
The boys still sent her pics of their willys
Which she thought was all a bit silly
As all she wanted was a Joker to be her guy
(She really hoped that he was at least a little bit bi)
To help fulfil her ambition to kill Batman
But because life rarely does go to plan
She decided to join the Fab forum
Even though it was a place lacking in decorum
There her posts certainly made people laugh
Her sexy pics left some needing an ice cold bath
Sadly she felt a bit down once in a while
So she started a thread asking people to help her smile
Specifically she asked for no winkie waving
So we are here trying to be behaving
But it’s hard when we men are so proud of our cocks
(And it’s a bit cold so we are keeping on our socks)
Without resorting to exhibitionism
We must use some imagination
So now without waving them about
We will just aloud have to shout
WE ALL LOVE YOU HARLEY QUIMM!!!
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