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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
My mum has been taken poorly (there's no truth in the rumour it's my cooking) she's an infection that's caused her to have vertigo.. so its nurse Darryl..
I get a call from my ex this morning my eldest is unwell (my two little ladies are visiting this weekend) so it's nurse Darryl...
Worst of all ...nurse has a cold.. not the weekend I had planned or envisaged..
Cheer me up please.. |
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Okay cheering up can be tricky when you're feeling shite & others are relying on you.
I recommend tho for you ~ nice bath with candles (girlie shit but good!) music & a hot toddy.
Then, snuggle up in pj's on the sofa (duvet optional ) and watch your fave film or comedy classics on Dave.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay cheering up can be tricky when you're feeling shite & others are relying on you.
I recommend tho for you ~ nice bath with candles (girlie shit but good!) music & a hot toddy.
Then, snuggle up in pj's on the sofa (duvet optional ) and watch your fave film or comedy classics on Dave.
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That actually sounds better than going to the pub, am I getting old  |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I've had vertigo and it's hideous. Go be nurse! 
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Yep she's confined to bed, she stands up and either falls over or is so nauseous ..she's sick.. nurse not good cleaning up sick.. it's the smell.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had vertigo and it's hideous. Go be nurse!
Yep she's confined to bed, she stands up and either falls over or is so nauseous ..she's sick.. nurse not good cleaning up sick.. it's the smell. "
Big man hugs mate, |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Okay cheering up can be tricky when you're feeling shite & others are relying on you.
I recommend tho for you ~ nice bath with candles (girlie shit but good!) music & a hot toddy.
Then, snuggle up in pj's on the sofa (duvet optional ) and watch your fave film or comedy classics on Dave.
That actually sounds better than going to the pub, am I getting old "
Never mind my cold ...I think you've caught the ghey |
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
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Hope all is better soon...There are a lot of my friends unwell at the minute, ranging from serious to just worrying...I am sure all will be well at your end and here too...
Best wishes to all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had vertigo and it's hideous. Go be nurse!
Yep she's confined to bed, she stands up and either falls over or is so nauseous ..she's sick.. nurse not good cleaning up sick.. it's the smell. "
my mum had cancer and use to pee and poo the bed. I cleaned it up and also cleaned her. It was my mum it did not make me feel sick. All I thought about was she would be uncomfortable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay cheering up can be tricky when you're feeling shite & others are relying on you.
I recommend tho for you ~ nice bath with candles (girlie shit but good!) music & a hot toddy.
Then, snuggle up in pj's on the sofa (duvet optional ) and watch your fave film or comedy classics on Dave.
That actually sounds better than going to the pub, am I getting old
Never mind my cold ...I think you've caught the ghey "
Oi you cheeky fooker
If you do that and don't feel better I'll eat my tutu |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
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Shame I had to hand back my old nurse uniform.....or I could have let you borrow it Nurse Darryl. Hope everyone feels better soon. Forget housework and unnecessary stuff. All rest and watch DVD , order takeaways. Make life as easy as you can. Sending health giving hugs. Xx |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I've had vertigo and it's hideous. Go be nurse!
Yep she's confined to bed, she stands up and either falls over or is so nauseous ..she's sick.. nurse not good cleaning up sick.. it's the smell. my mum had cancer and use to pee and poo the bed. I cleaned it up and also cleaned her. It was my mum it did not make me feel sick. All I thought about was she would be uncomfortable "
Yep.. mums are special tosh.., I cook my mums tea most nights she's been poorly for a long time, if the shoe were on the other foot she'd do it for me...
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Sorry I'm poorly too so not much use for cheering anyone up at the mo..
Ooh actually I can be nurse.. Check your inbox  "
Thanks nurse HB.. put a smile on this old blokes face..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had vertigo and it's hideous. Go be nurse!
Yep she's confined to bed, she stands up and either falls over or is so nauseous ..she's sick.. nurse not good cleaning up sick.. it's the smell. my mum had cancer and use to pee and poo the bed. I cleaned it up and also cleaned her. It was my mum it did not make me feel sick. All I thought about was she would be uncomfortable
Yep.. mums are special tosh.., I cook my mums tea most nights she's been poorly for a long time, if the shoe were on the other foot she'd do it for me...
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she has probably cleaned a lot of your sick up in your life mate lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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definitely a stay in and snuggle weekend - fave films and comfort food intermingled with calpol - paracetamol and lots of fluids - - best wishes to the family |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay cheering up can be tricky when you're feeling shite & others are relying on you.
I recommend tho for you ~ nice bath with candles (girlie shit but good!) music & a hot toddy.
Then, snuggle up in pj's on the sofa (duvet optional ) and watch your fave film or comedy classics on Dave.
That actually sounds better than going to the pub, am I getting old
Never mind my cold ...I think you've caught the ghey "
Ghey? Isn't that what the Indians shove in There curries?
Got a shit joke for you that's sure to cheer you up.
Q.What's brown and sticky?
A.shit. crapest joke I've ever heard, made me laugh though
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I've had vertigo and it's hideous. Go be nurse!
Yep she's confined to bed, she stands up and either falls over or is so nauseous ..she's sick.. nurse not good cleaning up sick.. it's the smell. my mum had cancer and use to pee and poo the bed. I cleaned it up and also cleaned her. It was my mum it did not make me feel sick. All I thought about was she would be uncomfortable
Yep.. mums are special tosh.., I cook my mums tea most nights she's been poorly for a long time, if the shoe were on the other foot she'd do it for me...
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she has probably cleaned a lot of your sick up in your life mate lol "
That's very true fella.. hot water bottle duties 're calling..  |
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