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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hello, new to this place (said hello in Introductions already).

I just wanted to whinge somewhere about selling houses. A necessity as my wife and I are separating and neither of us can afford to keep this place on on their own. So today I'm 'working from home' waiting for the estate agent to turn up for an initial valuation.

(Don't worry, I'm use my personal laptop to post here!)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope it goes smoothly. I also hope you remember to place some grave shaped hummocks in the garden before you go, as this will give the buyers a talking point after they've moved in

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

do not look at her tits.

or arse.

and definitely do not offer her a bacon sandwich if she says 'that is a good size'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I remember a routine by Chris Addison where he suggested before wallpapering, buy a tin of dark red paint and scrawl "I WILL KILL AGAIN!" on the wall before hanging the paper and just imagine the future owners when they strip it off.

I have been tempted to do that...!

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