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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mum's moved up north. I'm currently visiting her and noticed the cat doesn't go out much.
Turns out the cats getting a hard time from all the other cats and had lots of fights and now he chooses to not leave the house unless the dog goes out in the garden with him!
How can I get my cat tough!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If he is a black cat paint a white stripe on his back and all the bully cats will think he's a skunk and run away.
I saw it on a cartoon once. "
Haha he's white and fluffy! |
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"If he is a black cat paint a white stripe on his back and all the bully cats will think he's a skunk and run away.
I saw it on a cartoon once.
Haha he's white and fluffy! "
Shave him and then he will look proper hard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If he is a black cat paint a white stripe on his back and all the bully cats will think he's a skunk and run away.
I saw it on a cartoon once.
Haha he's white and fluffy!
Shave him and then he will look proper hard"
Shaving the cat in the winter might not be too encouraging lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Maybe if I tie him to a tree for a couple of days he can fight all the cats and settle things?
On a serious note he's not happy he used to go out all night every night in the old house. He just looks out the window now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If he is a black cat paint a white stripe on his back and all the bully cats will think he's a skunk and run away.
I saw it on a cartoon once.
Haha he's white and fluffy!
Shave him and then he will look proper hard
Shaving the cat in the winter might not be too encouraging lol "
Get him a leather waistcoat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe if I tie him to a tree for a couple of days he can fight all the cats and settle things?
On a serious note he's not happy he used to go out all night every night in the old house. He just looks out the window now."
Just needs time to adjust to the new area, He will soon be out and about till all hours bringing home mice and other wild life.  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where are all the posts saying northerners are nicer than us southerners now??? 
Lol if he's white u only have to paint most of his body black and leave the whit strip! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mum's moved up north. I'm currently visiting her and noticed the cat doesn't go out much.
Turns out the cats getting a hard time from all the other cats and had lots of fights and now he chooses to not leave the house unless the dog goes out in the garden with him!
How can I get my cat tough!? "
Give the cat the dogs lead and let him take a walk! |
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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago
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Don't hate me, but he's done.
Friends who've moved with pets say their never the same.
One cat jumped out the window
One cat got run over
One just never came home
Our dog never played on the garden even though it was 3 times the size.
Just think he'll spend his days inside xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe if I tie him to a tree for a couple of days he can fight all the cats and settle things?
On a serious note he's not happy he used to go out all night every night in the old house. He just looks out the window now.
Just needs time to adjust to the new area, He will soon be out and about till all hours bringing home mice and other wild life. x"
He's scared to leave the house the poor little bugger!
I think it's clever how he knows it's safe when the dogs in the garden! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't hate me, but he's done.
Friends who've moved with pets say their never the same.
One cat jumped out the window
One cat got run over
One just never came home
Our dog never played on the garden even though it was 3 times the size.
Just think he'll spend his days inside xx"
Maybe you should think twice next time you think of getting a cat. The Dog is wishing He tried harder to get along with the cats and realises the garden is far to big with nothing to chase. ...Maybe. |
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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago
Southend |
"Don't hate me, but he's done.
Friends who've moved with pets say their never the same.
One cat jumped out the window
One cat got run over
One just never came home
Our dog never played on the garden even though it was 3 times the size.
Just think he'll spend his days inside xx
Maybe you should think twice next time you think of getting a cat. The Dog is wishing He tried harder to get along with the cats and realises the garden is far to big with nothing to chase. ...Maybe. "
Haha no we've never had cats but my best friend from Poland is paranoid about alway having a Cat for some reason lol
Yeah our dog was never the same again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try putting some things that smell familiar in the garden so it still smells like home?"
Maybe I should kill one of these northern cats and put it on a spike as a warning to any other cats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's dead easy. Send him out to the chippy for a chip barm with scraps and gravy. He'll come back calling everyone our kid and with a swagger that is bordering on ridiculous. All the other cats will think he's one of the norvan cats. Job done.
Glad to have been of service! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go and knock on all the doors where the bully cats live and tell their owners,if he comes back with one more scratch you'll punch their lights out. Sort your cat out or I will! Have your cat under your arm looking scared and innocent. |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
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"Southerners are such pussys xxx
Well you're neither a Southerner nor a Northerner - you're a Middlerner - oh yes, I was forgetting, you like being in the middle"
Only place too be ..... Mmmmm. ....xxxxx |
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over a year ago
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!  "
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The simple answer is the north is far tougher than the softy south...
"Fucking northern monkies"
"I hate these fucking southern fairies"
Lock Stock"
My favourite part of that film x |
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"The simple answer is the north is far tougher than the softy south..."
This is just the way it is and maybe he was never a tough guy but all those around him down south were just a bunch of shandy-drinking-soft-shite-fairies.
This is the way it is and he better get used to it.
It could also be the weather. I know humans who behave in much the same way when they come up North. |
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" all those around him down south were just a bunch of shandy-drinking-soft-shite-fairies.
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You know that in London, it's normal to see men drink cocktails |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mum's moved up north. I'm currently visiting her and noticed the cat doesn't go out much.
Turns out the cats getting a hard time from all the other cats and had lots of fights and now he chooses to not leave the house unless the dog goes out in the garden with him!
How can I get my cat tough!? "
Tell him to stop being a pussy?  |
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol "
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way. |
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Southerners are such pussys xxx
Well you're neither a Southerner nor a Northerner - you're a Middlerner - oh yes, I was forgetting, you like being in the middle"
No such thing, there's just north and south. Haven't you seen the big red line just above Birmingham? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe hes missing his lady freinds and not sure how to find a new one without stepping on others paws "
Maybe he got in an argument with the northern cats about the merits of blur and oasis. Perhaps he should change his taste in music to fit in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mum's moved up north. I'm currently visiting her and noticed the cat doesn't go out much.
Turns out the cats getting a hard time from all the other cats and had lots of fights and now he chooses to not leave the house unless the dog goes out in the garden with him!
How can I get my cat tough!? "
when we venture into the estates around Manchester - we notice the Alsatian dogs hang around in gangs for safety - poor cats have absolutely no chance!
The school dinner ladies also carry AK47s |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mum's moved up north. I'm currently visiting her and noticed the cat doesn't go out much.
Turns out the cats getting a hard time from all the other cats and had lots of fights and now he chooses to not leave the house unless the dog goes out in the garden with him!
How can I get my cat tough!? "
Teach him a Glaswegian kiss  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way. "
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp! |
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way.
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp! "
Because he's a cat and he didn't asked to be moved and you have a duty of care. If you can't be bothered to care for him sympathetically then get the blue cross to find him a home with someone who can. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way.
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp!
Because he's a cat and he didn't asked to be moved and you have a duty of care. If you can't be bothered to care for him sympathetically then get the blue cross to find him a home with someone who can. "
Haha what a surprise some people taking things a bit to seriously on the forums and blowing it out of proportion.
The cat has always been a outdoor cat, he's clearly not happy here but there's not much we can do about moving house. Trying to get him to go out is just tough love. Mentioning the blue cross is just ridiculous, he's very much loved and would be in a worse position than he is now.
The thread wasn't intended to get serious, chill out I've got better things to do than argue about a cat you know nothing about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mum's moved up north. I'm currently visiting her and noticed the cat doesn't go out much.
Turns out the cats getting a hard time from all the other cats and had lots of fights and now he chooses to not leave the house unless the dog goes out in the garden with him!
How can I get my cat tough!? "
My cats was the same .
Whenever a different cat goes in your garden physically chase it out
Cats understand territory and will eventually associate your garden with a mental human living there rather a mummy's boy of a cAt
Now my cat wil
Go in my garden only but At least its out
No cats were harms except for mine which had 4 visits to the vets with cat attack related injuries
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way.
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp!
Because he's a cat and he didn't asked to be moved and you have a duty of care. If you can't be bothered to care for him sympathetically then get the blue cross to find him a home with someone who can.
Haha what a surprise some people taking things a bit to seriously on the forums and blowing it out of proportion.
The cat has always been a outdoor cat, he's clearly not happy here but there's not much we can do about moving house. Trying to get him to go out is just tough love. Mentioning the blue cross is just ridiculous, he's very much loved and would be in a worse position than he is now.
The thread wasn't intended to get serious, chill out I've got better things to do than argue about a cat you know nothing about. "
Fine, well perhaps you'd back off the macho posturing then, I do not find it the slightest bit amusing in regard to dependant animals and their welfare, especially on a week when that poor little dog was beaten and set on fire and left for dead.
Just have a little patience with the poor thing a let him have a bloody litter tray. Sheesh, it's not much to ask.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mum's moved up north. I'm currently visiting her and noticed the cat doesn't go out much.
Turns out the cats getting a hard time from all the other cats and had lots of fights and now he chooses to not leave the house unless the dog goes out in the garden with him!
How can I get my cat tough!?
when we venture into the estates around Manchester - we notice the Alsatian dogs hang around in gangs for safety - poor cats have absolutely no chance!
The school dinner ladies also carry AK47s"
I went to Manchester for a training course recently. I used Google Street view to check the route from my hotel to the venue for signs of roughness. |
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way.
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp! "
Fucking right cats shit in the gardens and if it's a healthy Cat like mine it will get stress shitting in the house |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way.
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp!
Because he's a cat and he didn't asked to be moved and you have a duty of care. If you can't be bothered to care for him sympathetically then get the blue cross to find him a home with someone who can.
Haha what a surprise some people taking things a bit to seriously on the forums and blowing it out of proportion.
The cat has always been a outdoor cat, he's clearly not happy here but there's not much we can do about moving house. Trying to get him to go out is just tough love. Mentioning the blue cross is just ridiculous, he's very much loved and would be in a worse position than he is now.
The thread wasn't intended to get serious, chill out I've got better things to do than argue about a cat you know nothing about.
Fine, well perhaps you'd back off the macho posturing then, I do not find it the slightest bit amusing in regard to dependant animals and their welfare, especially on a week when that poor little dog was beaten and set on fire and left for dead.
Just have a little patience with the poor thing a let him have a bloody litter tray. Sheesh, it's not much to ask..... "
What planet are you on!?
Macho posturing haha. Don't take things so seriously, life's too short! The cats loved so chill out.
Your talking to someone that spent a year doing animal conservation in Peru, I'm a animal lover like the rest of my family. Why even mention a dog that was set on fire, How is that relevant in any way.
He has a cat tray
The only way he will be happy is when he goes outside and doesn't get hassle from other cats.
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way.
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp!
Fucking right cats shit in the gardens and if it's a healthy Cat like mine it will get stress shitting in the house "
Exactly, we have had the cat for 8 years and he's had a great life and we know when he's acting out of character. He will be much happier when he sorts out his problem with other cats and can go outside again.
Unfortunately for him he won't sort this out by laying on the sofa. |
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way.
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp!
Fucking right cats shit in the gardens and if it's a healthy Cat like mine it will get stress shitting in the house
Exactly, we have had the cat for 8 years and he's had a great life and we know when he's acting out of character. He will be much happier when he sorts out his problem with other cats and can go outside again.
Unfortunately for him he won't sort this out by laying on the sofa. "
You need to go out and mark the territory I had to chase the cats away myself they used to sit looking through the window for the cat and when it ventures out the cats used to chase it away from its own home
The cats in the area all avoid me and my place now they run past and leave my cat alone
Just chase the cats away cats undetstand territory and keep away from mental humans
Perhaps your wussy cat can sit with my wussy cat and discuss flowers and poems |
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way.
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp!
Fucking right cats shit in the gardens and if it's a healthy Cat like mine it will get stress shitting in the house
Exactly, we have had the cat for 8 years and he's had a great life and we know when he's acting out of character. He will be much happier when he sorts out his problem with other cats and can go outside again.
Unfortunately for him he won't sort this out by laying on the sofa. "
It might just take a bit longer to settle in. My cats swapped personalities (one is hard as nails, one is a proper wimp) for a while after I moved house but they started getting back to normal after about 6 months |
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way.
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp!
Fucking right cats shit in the gardens and if it's a healthy Cat like mine it will get stress shitting in the house
Exactly, we have had the cat for 8 years and he's had a great life and we know when he's acting out of character. He will be much happier when he sorts out his problem with other cats and can go outside again.
Unfortunately for him he won't sort this out by laying on the sofa.
You need to go out and mark the territory I had to chase the cats away myself they used to sit looking through the window for the cat and when it ventures out the cats used to chase it away from its own home
The cats in the area all avoid me and my place now they run past and leave my cat alone
Just chase the cats away cats undetstand territory and keep away from mental humans
Perhaps your wussy cat can sit with my wussy cat and discuss flowers and poems "
Haha thanks for some constructive advice, would be so nice to see him back to himself again. |
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"Don't force him - just let him take his time and do what he wants, poor pussy!!!
He won't leave the house! The only way he will establish some territory is by dealing with these mean northern cats face to face lol
He's a cat ffs!! Let him do it in his own time in his own way.
Fuck the cat! Why should we have a cat tray in the house just cause he's a wimp!
Fucking right cats shit in the gardens and if it's a healthy Cat like mine it will get stress shitting in the house
Exactly, we have had the cat for 8 years and he's had a great life and we know when he's acting out of character. He will be much happier when he sorts out his problem with other cats and can go outside again.
Unfortunately for him he won't sort this out by laying on the sofa.
It might just take a bit longer to settle in. My cats swapped personalities (one is hard as nails, one is a proper wimp) for a while after I moved house but they started getting back to normal after about 6 months "
Yeah it's early days it's only been a little over 3 months. |
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Your talking to someone that spent a year doing animal conservation in Peru, I'm a animal lover like the rest of my family.
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How do Peruvian cats compare to Northern cats? I'd imagine you have to be pretty hard to make it as a cat in Peru? |
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Your talking to someone that spent a year doing animal conservation in Peru, I'm a animal lover like the rest of my family.
How do Peruvian cats compare to Northern cats? I'd imagine you have to be pretty hard to make it as a cat in Peru? "
Haha the only cats I worked with were jaguar, puma, ocelot, jaguerundie. They was pretty hard yeah |
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Your talking to someone that spent a year doing animal conservation in Peru, I'm a animal lover like the rest of my family.
How do Peruvian cats compare to Northern cats? I'd imagine you have to be pretty hard to make it as a cat in Peru?
Haha the only cats I worked with were jaguar, puma, ocelot, jaguerundie. They was pretty hard yeah "
Well there's your solution. Borrow a jaguar, walk around the neighbourhood with the jaguar side by side with your cat and the other cats will know not to mess |
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Your talking to someone that spent a year doing animal conservation in Peru, I'm a animal lover like the rest of my family.
How do Peruvian cats compare to Northern cats? I'd imagine you have to be pretty hard to make it as a cat in Peru?
Haha the only cats I worked with were jaguar, puma, ocelot, jaguerundie. They was pretty hard yeah "
Is he in now haha ????? Ours hasn't been out all day, she hates the wind and rain, . Boot her out for a piddle then she runs straight back in haha xxxx |
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