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By *omPeeping OP Man over a year ago

ossett

Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

I would have thought it would have fallen apart and you would need a spoon to get it out

Then I think you would need to warm the spoon as well

Sounds complicated

Op can you stick a banana up your arse and let me know what happens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

I would have thought it would have fallen apart and you would need a spoon to get it out

Then I think you would need to warm the spoon as well

Sounds complicated

Op can you stick a banana up your arse and let me know what happens "

Hopefully he hadn't peeled it first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ewww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

I would have thought it would have fallen apart and you would need a spoon to get it out

Then I think you would need to warm the spoon as well

Sounds complicated

Op can you stick a banana up your arse and let me know what happens

Hopefully he hadn't peeled it first

Even I know that the pointy bit on the banana will scratch the inside

So he will have to peel it first for safety reasons

Op please post photos as well

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

Haha I've done this - used a large peeled banana as a dildo on her and then ate it out.

One of my 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Urgh have a banana phobia, too many spiders live in those buggers!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually don't find it gross at all but wouldn't want it done. Enjoy OP its one way to get your 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

I'm confused. Do you eat the banana or the woman?

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By *omPeeping OP Man over a year ago

ossett

"Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

I'm confused. Do you eat the banana or the woman?"

Use the banana as a dildo, then eat it, fill of there juices. Feed it to them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Corn on the cob....it's the future...use a condom if you don't like bareback...

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

When I was younger and didn't eat as healthily as I do now, tried this with various chocolate bars.

And strawberries, now I think back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One banana, two banana, three banana, four...

Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more...

Tra la la, la la la la,

tra la la, la la la la

Tra la la, la la la la,

tra la la, la la la la

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I was younger and didn't eat as healthily as I do now, tried this with various chocolate bars.

And strawberries, now I think back.

Mars bars feel pretty good, they go all sticky and feel really big after a while.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I was younger and didn't eat as healthily as I do now, tried this with various chocolate bars.

And strawberries, now I think back.

I can't even begin to tell you my two nicknames at school.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I was younger and didn't eat as healthily as I do now, tried this with various chocolate bars.

And strawberries, now I think back.

I can't even begin to tell you my two nicknames at school.....

"
Texan Minge or Picnic Fanny

, was that song Chocolate Girl by Deacon Blue based on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crunchie is good X

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Crunchie is good X "
picnic bars are more nobbly

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By *irkby coupleCouple over a year ago

Kirkby

I one put a mars bar up an ex and then ate it, it's not fruit, but it's good, does that count?

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I was always told not to play with my food.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

I would have thought it would have fallen apart and you would need a spoon to get it out

Then I think you would need to warm the spoon as well

Sounds complicated

Op can you stick a banana up your arse and let me know what happens

Hopefully he hadn't peeled it first

Even I know that the pointy bit on the banana will scratch the inside

So he will have to peel it first for safety reasons

Op please post photos as well "

Made me chuckle

Safety 1st

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friend of mine said she used a customer cucumber on Web can, and realised too late that the plastic sleeve was rather scratchy...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An ex used to let me watch her using a cucumber and bottles along with most anything that came to hand, always found it horny to watch and wank

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"When I was younger and didn't eat as healthily as I do now, tried this with various chocolate bars.

And strawberries, now I think back.

I can't even begin to tell you my two nicknames at school.....

Strawberry flan-ge?

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By *omPeeping OP Man over a year ago

ossett

Should of put food masturbation ha

Wouldn't recommend a lion bar, there too nobbly ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP as long as your not using pineapples or such fruits on a lady..............

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By *omPeeping OP Man over a year ago

ossett

"OP as long as your not using pineapples or such fruits on a lady.............."

Nw that would be some accomplishment ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everytime I see pics of this it makes me feel sick .Why fruit or veg yuk .It would go soft and mushy .Rather have real thing or my toy .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All these sweet fruits and chocolate bars would give me thrush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

Once had a guy fuck me with a huge cucumber... I don't even like cucumber, but it felt good

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If you go for Pineapple, take it out of the tin first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I was younger and didn't eat as healthily as I do now, tried this with various chocolate bars.

And strawberries, now I think back.

I can't even begin to tell you my two nicknames at school.....

Finger of Fudge?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fruit? Amateurs.

We had a young lady on here not too long ago that managed a marrow.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

What is the Ottomans used to say?

"A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure but for ecstasy - ah ecstasy! - a melon."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fruit? Amateurs.

We had a young lady on here not too long ago that managed a marrow. "

And the thick end of a wine bottle up her arse.

Wonder what happened to her?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fruit? Amateurs.

We had a young lady on here not too long ago that managed a marrow.

And the thick end of a wine bottle up her arse.

Wonder what happened to her?"

Probably in hospital

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like green bananas

Take from that what you will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like using a banana in a women then eating it.

One of your 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I one put a mars bar up an ex and then ate it, it's not fruit, but it's good, does that count?"

I once poured a can of thatchers in flossie to drink through a staw

Bugger me she absorbed it before I got a chance

It was one of my 5 a day

Tried malteasers to but they just melted

Maybe m n ms would of been a better choice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fruit? Amateurs.

We had a young lady on here not too long ago that managed a marrow.

And the thick end of a wine bottle up her arse.

Wonder what happened to her?

Probably in hospital

I was thinking that, did see a pic in top fabbed next to mine and it looked like their insides were coming out and i wondered if it was the same woman. I actually thought it was someone giving birth when i first saw it, looked like the babies head.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Someone must have tried a cumquat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have tried a twix on an ex, it melts inside and takes about two hours of licking to get all the chocolate off

She didn't seem to mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually don't find it gross at all but wouldn't want it done. Enjoy OP its one way to get your 5 a day

I no it's not a fruit but a crunchie choccy bar goes in well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fruit? Amateurs.

We had a young lady on here not too long ago that managed a marrow.

And the thick end of a wine bottle up her arse.

Wonder what happened to her?

Probably in hospital

If she did that often she probably end up with a prolapse .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fruit? Amateurs.

We had a young lady on here not too long ago that managed a marrow.

And the thick end of a wine bottle up her arse.

Wonder what happened to her?

Probably in hospital

If she did that often she probably end up with a prolapse .

Yeah. I admired the marrow pic tbh until i realised it's not good for your insides.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fruit? Amateurs.

We had a young lady on here not too long ago that managed a marrow.

And the thick end of a wine bottle up her arse.

Wonder what happened to her?

Probably in hospital

If she did that often she probably end up with a prolapse .

Yeah. I admired the marrow pic tbh until i realised it's not good for your insides."

Looked stuffed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fruit? Amateurs.

We had a young lady on here not too long ago that managed a marrow.

And the thick end of a wine bottle up her arse.

Wonder what happened to her?

Probably in hospital

If she did that often she probably end up with a prolapse .

Yeah. I admired the marrow pic tbh until i realised it's not good for your insides.

Looked stuffed

Lol, it's almost dinner time. I shall stop thinking about the marrow and prolapses now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

peel the bannana then freeze it first

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Banana. Carrot, cucumber, courgette......What's a cumquat ?????

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I was younger and didn't eat as healthily as I do now, tried this with various chocolate bars.

And strawberries, now I think back.

I can't even begin to tell you my two nicknames at school.....

Had a girl at school we called kit kat..... 1finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers , 4 but this one could always take more!!!

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Telling a chap to use a banana on me was probably my first act of kink as a young girl.

The frozen sausage that followed was less successful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fruit? Amateurs.

We had a young lady on here not too long ago that managed a marrow.

And the thick end of a wine bottle up her arse.

Wonder what happened to her?

Probably in hospital

If she did that often she probably end up with a prolapse .

Yeah. I admired the marrow pic tbh until i realised it's not good for your insides.

Looked stuffed

Lol, it's almost dinner time. I shall stop thinking about the marrow and prolapses now."

Yes me too

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