"A new naughty book women don't want to be caught reading? Just saw a woman on the train reading a book covered with brown wrapping paper!"
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"A new naughty book women don't want to be caught reading? Just saw a woman on the train reading a book covered with brown wrapping paper!
Yes but we have all sworn not to tell men about it. If they got hold of the information in that "
What? You'll have orgasms for weeks? |
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"A new naughty book women don't want to be caught reading? Just saw a woman on the train reading a book covered with brown wrapping paper!
Yes but we have all sworn not to tell men about it. If they got hold of the information in that
What? You'll have orgasms for weeks?"
Nope! It contains "what women really think" in the first chapter the second is entitled "what women find attractive" ...I've said too much already  |
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"A new naughty book women don't want to be caught reading? Just saw a woman on the train reading a book covered with brown wrapping paper!
Yes but we have all sworn not to tell men about it. If they got hold of the information in that
What? You'll have orgasms for weeks?
Nope! It contains "what women really think" in the first chapter the second is entitled "what women find attractive" ...I've said too much already "
I must find this mythical book! I bet it has a really boring title like how to clean the sink or something? |
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"A new naughty book women don't want to be caught reading? Just saw a woman on the train reading a book covered with brown wrapping paper!
Yes but we have all sworn not to tell men about it. If they got hold of the information in that
What? You'll have orgasms for weeks?
Nope! It contains "what women really think" in the first chapter the second is entitled "what women find attractive" ...I've said too much already
I must find this mythical book! I bet it has a really boring title like how to clean the sink or something?"
If i told you I'd have to kill you I'm afraid but I can tell you that there is a chapter entitled "Squirting, the myth dispelled, is it or isn't it?" |
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Didn't you used to cover your books to protect them? I've always preferred pristine condition books and used to add my own covers. The downside is that you never know which ones have been read, should you have a blonde moment, when the covers are off. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
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Perhaps it was a jotter from when I was at school. We all had to cover them in something. Some people had woodchip wallpaper. One person a brown bag. Only or a day, mind. Was she muttering anything about Austria-Hungary?  |
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"A new naughty book women don't want to be caught reading? Just saw a woman on the train reading a book covered with brown wrapping paper!
Yes but we have all sworn not to tell men about it. If they got hold of the information in that
What? You'll have orgasms for weeks?
Nope! It contains "what women really think" in the first chapter the second is entitled "what women find attractive" ...I've said too much already "
You know men are reading this thread don't you........  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
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"Didn't you used to cover your books to protect them? I've always preferred pristine condition books and used to add my own covers. The downside is that you never know which ones have been read, should you have a blonde moment, when the covers are off. "
I covered my school books with wrapping paper  |
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"A new naughty book women don't want to be caught reading? Just saw a woman on the train reading a book covered with brown wrapping paper!
Yes but we have all sworn not to tell men about it. If they got hold of the information in that
What? You'll have orgasms for weeks?
Nope! It contains "what women really think" in the first chapter the second is entitled "what women find attractive" ...I've said too much already
You know men are reading this thread don't you........ "
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"Maybe she was just reading a copy of 'forever' by judy blume, oh those were the days
Well I was thinking along the lines of 50 shades type book "
Clearly you did not read it as a young boy, it was THE read back when I was 15 (admittedly this woman sounds older lol) |
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"Maybe she was just reading a copy of 'forever' by judy blume, oh those were the days
Well I was thinking along the lines of 50 shades type book
Clearly you did not read it as a young boy, it was THE read back when I was 15 (admittedly this woman sounds older lol)"
She looked about 25 ish |
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"A new naughty book women don't want to be caught reading? Just saw a woman on the train reading a book covered with brown wrapping paper!
Yes but we have all sworn not to tell men about it. If they got hold of the information in that "
your safe, half of them wont know how to interpret it..
is it about the search for the perfect clematis? |
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"Maybe she was just reading a copy of 'forever' by judy blume, oh those were the days
Well I was thinking along the lines of 50 shades type book
Clearly you did not read it as a young boy, it was THE read back when I was 15 (admittedly this woman sounds older lol)
She looked about 25 ish"
Well I'm old compared to her so maybe it might have been the shades of crap rubbish! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Perhaps it was a jotter from when I was at school. We all had to cover them in something. Some people had woodchip wallpaper. One person a brown bag. Only or a day, mind. Was she muttering anything about Austria-Hungary?
I used the cover of Viz to cover my exercise book. My RE teacher didn't approve.  "
I'm not surprised |
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