if advertising

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is to be believed...

Max factor mascara makes eyelashes look three times bigger..

For those guys wanting a cock that looks bigger..

Any other adverts you could use find useful ??

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was sitting in my bath the other day and wondered about putting an ad in the local paper, big letters simply saying:

CALL

CENTRE

(0723492342)

And getting a cheap phone/SIM, leave an answerphone message saying something like;

"Hello Caller, you have reached the Call Centre.

All our operatives are busy at this moment but your Call is very important to us. Please leave a message after the tone.

Thank you for calling the Call Centre"

Just to see what would happen.