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We have been overdosing on the brilliant Monty Python and absolutely love it...
"is this the right room for an argument?"... the start of one of our favourite sketches!!
What Monty sketches get you every time??? |
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The Argument Clinic sketch ....
That wasn't an argument I want to complain!
Thats the room along the corridor.
Sounds of someone being roughly abused. I want to complain...
Thats next door. This is the Hitting Hard Around the Head Clinic....
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“Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. |
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Judith: [on Stan's desire to be a mother] Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality. |
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Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
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You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have been overdosing on the brilliant Monty Python and absolutely love it...
"is this the right room for an argument?"... the start of one of our favourite sketches!!
What Monty sketches get you every time???"
Classy stuff even now after all these years. |
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The 27th Silly Olympiad, an event held traditionally every 3.7 years, which this year has brought together competitors from over 4 million different countries:
-100 yards for people with no sense of direction
-1500 meters for the deaf
-200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers
-Marathon for incontinents
-High jump
-3000 meter steeplechase for people who think they're chickens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16iNk1hLJt4 |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"The Upper Class Twit Of The Year Competition with heats such as car door slamming, shooting rabbits etc.!"
thank you..... glad someone said it.... this one always makes me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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'The New Gas Cooker'
'Spam'
'The Cheese Shop'
'Parrot Sketch'
'Argument'
'Shoot the Poof'
'Blackamail' - It was based on a cheesy gameshow where intimate videotaped details of a member of the public would be played on the show. The tape would stop after the person called the show and agreed to pay money ...
'Loupins'
Ohhhh there were so many   |
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