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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Same shit different night, why are you all still up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening. Just finished work x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wrapping presents, putting the tree up!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Wrapping presents, putting the tree up!"

Psssst... still NOVEMBER!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening. Just finished work x"

Good evening Sexy Suzi

Had a.good shift?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wrapping presents, putting the tree up!"

Good evening Ms. Quimm

It's not December yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening. Just finished work x

Good evening Sexy Suzi

Had a.good shift? "

Not bad thanx but back in at 7am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heya. Just hopped into bed. Not stopping too long. My late night nocturnal chats made me later for work this morning!! ?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wrapping presents, putting the tree up!

Psssst... still NOVEMBER!!

Good evening Ms. Dirtygirl

Well said

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening. Just finished work x

Good evening Sexy Suzi

Had a.good shift?

Not bad thanx but back in at 7am

I'll just be finishing then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heya. Just hopped into bed. Not stopping too long. My late night nocturnal chats made me later for work this morning!! ?? xx"

Good evening Ms Longlegs

Ooops

sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm always awake, and a half 4 start don't help

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm always awake, and a half 4 start don't help

Good evening Liam

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Thats a shitty time to start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heya. Just hopped into bed. Not stopping too long. My late night nocturnal chats made me later for work this morning!! ?? xx

Good evening Ms Longlegs

Ooops

sorry about that

Don't be .It's so worth it .X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heya. Just hopped into bed. Not stopping too long. My late night nocturnal chats made me later for work this morning!! ?? xx

Good evening Ms Longlegs

Ooops

sorry about that

Don't be .It's so worth it .X"

Bless you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween"

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heya. Just hopped into bed. Not stopping too long. My late night nocturnal chats made me later for work this morning!! ?? xx

Good evening Ms Longlegs

Ooops

sorry about that

Don't be .It's so worth it .X

Bless you x

Makes my night complete .

Right, night completed, off to the land of counting sheep!!!

What? I am Welsh, it's allowed .

Nos da Daniel and all you other sexy peeps. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm

Watching box set "the following" - ... Suspenseful X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heya. Just hopped into bed. Not stopping too long. My late night nocturnal chats made me later for work this morning!! ?? xx

Good evening Ms Longlegs

Ooops

sorry about that

Don't be .It's so worth it .X

Bless you x

Makes my night complete .

Right, night completed, off to the land of counting sheep!!!

What? I am Welsh, it's allowed .

Nos da Daniel and all you other sexy peeps. Xxx"

Nos da gorgeous and filthy dreams xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm

Watching box set "the following" - ... Suspenseful X "

Good evening Ms. Sssassy

Not heard of that one before, is it any good?

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

It's been a while but hola one and all

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Evening DP!!!

Eldest over-rode heating timer & never told me - house is like a sauna & too hot for sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here and still pissed off at being stood up by a meet this evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's been a while but hola one and all

Good evening Mr. Chorltz

Long time no see how's you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening DP!!!

Eldest over-rode heating timer & never told me - house is like a sauna & too hot for sleep

Good evening Ms. Juniper

That sounds quite nice in fairness, bloody freezing where I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening DP!!!

Eldest over-rode heating timer & never told me - house is like a sauna & too hot for sleep

Oh my. maybe send him to sleep in the garden? I would be a terrible parent.

Also, I totally misunderstood where that post was going from how the opening sentence was written

my mind appears to be in the sewers again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here and still pissed off at being stood up by a meet this evening.

Good evening Ms. Jenni

What a douche

Nothing worse than wasted time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If they stood you up they did you a kindness ...they were obviously blind and stupid . You've been spared!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here and still pissed off at being stood up by a meet this evening.

Oh no, he's lost then.what an idiot x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If they stood you up they did you a kindness ...they were obviously blind and stupid . You've been spared!"

Good evening Phil

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"It's been a while but hola one and all

Good evening Mr. Chorltz

Long time no see how's you?"

I'm good thanks , hope you are too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here and still pissed off at being stood up by a meet this evening.

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Omg Jenni, what a tosser! How could anybody resist you. Big ((((hug)))) x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just got in from a naughty evening out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Dan, present and correct!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's been a while but hola one and all

Good evening Mr. Chorltz

Long time no see how's you?

I'm good thanks , hope you are too

Not bad, plodding on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here and still pissed off at being stood up by a meet this evening.

Omg Jenni, what a tosser! How could anybody resist you. Big ((((hug)))) x"

Good evening Mr. Oiled

How's things with you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just got in from a naughty evening out

Good evening Ms. V

No need to ask if you've had a good night then

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Same shit different night, why are you all still up?"

Not bedtime yet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got in from a naughty evening out

Good evening Ms. V

No need to ask if you've had a good night then

My bits are still moist and tingling

He didn't stop for half time oranges this time

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By *emini1637Woman over a year ago

Warwickshire

Evening x just whizzing in and back out again! Eyes present and correct tonight x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Same shit different night, why are you all still up?

Not bedtime yet!

Good evening Ms. Frisky

Oooh you little tinker you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just got in from a naughty evening out

Good evening Ms. V

No need to ask if you've had a good night then

My bits are still moist and tingling

He didn't stop for half time oranges this time

He didn't change ends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening x just whizzing in and back out again! Eyes present and correct tonight x"

fixed firmly on thine leggies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening x just whizzing in and back out again! Eyes present and correct tonight x"

Good evening Ms. Gemini

Eye hope you're all well this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here and still pissed off at being stood up by a meet this evening.

Omg Jenni, what a tosser! How could anybody resist you. Big ((((hug)))) x

Good evening Mr. Oiled

How's things with you this fine eve? "
Not too bad thanks dan. All this time I've been on here, and wondered what those unsightly blotches were on your head, and now I've just enlarged the pic, and pissed myself!! Brilliant!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Same shit different night, why are you all still up?

Not bedtime yet!

Good evening Ms. Frisky

Oooh you little tinker you

I like a little bit of a tinker I must say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here and still pissed off at being stood up by a meet this evening.

Omg Jenni, what a tosser! How could anybody resist you. Big ((((hug)))) x

Good evening Mr. Oiled

How's things with you this fine eve? Not too bad thanks dan. All this time I've been on here, and wondered what those unsightly blotches were on your head, and now I've just enlarged the pic, and pissed myself!! Brilliant!

Ah yes the lipstick prints, someone once pm'd me and asked why I had an infected bell end as my avatar....how rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Same shit different night, why are you all still up?

Not bedtime yet!

Good evening Ms. Frisky

Oooh you little tinker you

I like a little bit of a tinker I must say!

Don't we all my dear

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening sexy Dan working again passes dan a warmed up blanket xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here and still pissed off at being stood up by a meet this evening.

Omg Jenni, what a tosser! How could anybody resist you. Big ((((hug)))) x

Good evening Mr. Oiled

Ah yes the lipstick prints, someone once pm'd me and asked why I had an infected bell end as my avatar....how rude

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Pmsl!!

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By *_and_k_staffsCouple over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Last night shift here

Week off now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening sexy Dan working again passes dan a warmed up blanket xxx"

Good evening Voddy

x x

I'm back in the warm confines of my luxurious office now thank God

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Last night shift here

Week off now "

Good evening a and K

That's awesome, nice to have a bit of time off. You going g anywhere or just relaxing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

missus? I don't remember that procedure. what have you been doing to my corpse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

missus? I don't remember that procedure. what have you been doing to my corpse?

In the words of Shaggy...Wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm back! Tree's up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

missus? I don't remember that procedure. what have you been doing to my corpse?

In the words of Shaggy...Wasn't me

ffs, on the bathroom floor? oh well, shit happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm back! Tree's up

You crazy wench it's too early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm back! Tree's up

You crazy wench it's too early

Lies, Daniel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

missus? I don't remember that procedure. what have you been doing to my corpse?

In the words of Shaggy...Wasn't me

ffs, on the bathroom floor? oh well, shit happens

As long as it wasn't on camera....couldn't think of any of the damn lyrics then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm back! Tree's up

You crazy wench it's too early

Lies, Daniel! "

No....its definitely not December yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm back! Tree's up

You crazy wench it's too early

Lies, Daniel!

No....its definitely not December yet

It's not, no. But you call me crazy like you're surprised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm back! Tree's up

You crazy wench it's too early

Lies, Daniel!

No....its definitely not December yet

It's not, no. But you call me crazy like you're surprised.

Suprised? Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm back! Tree's up

You crazy wench it's too early

Lies, Daniel!

No....its definitely not December yet

It's not, no. But you call me crazy like you're surprised.

Suprised? Nooooo

Good, good...

How's the D Dawg?

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By *uzzybeWoman over a year ago

Darlington

Evening all. I'm not long in from work so chilling with a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all hope u had a fab day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm back! Tree's up

You crazy wench it's too early

Lies, Daniel!

No....its definitely not December yet

It's not, no. But you call me crazy like you're surprised.

Suprised? Nooooo

Good, good...

How's the D Dawg?"

He's just as daft as ever bless him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. I'm not long in from work so chilling with a cuppa."

Good evening Agent Carter

Can't beat chilling with a nice brew after a hard day at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all hope u had a fab day"

Good evening Mr. Gymfit

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

missus? I don't remember that procedure. what have you been doing to my corpse?

In the words of Shaggy...Wasn't me

ffs, on the bathroom floor? oh well, shit happens

As long as it wasn't on camera....couldn't think of any of the damn lyrics then

lmao, I can't remember anything other than "she caught me with the girl next door, lying there naked on the bathroom floor"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

missus? I don't remember that procedure. what have you been doing to my corpse?

In the words of Shaggy...Wasn't me

ffs, on the bathroom floor? oh well, shit happens

As long as it wasn't on camera....couldn't think of any of the damn lyrics then

lmao, I can't remember anything other than "she caught me with the girl next door, lying there naked on the bathroom floor""

That's about the only bit I could srill remember and om not googling it as I don't want that in my search history lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

missus? I don't remember that procedure. what have you been doing to my corpse?

In the words of Shaggy...Wasn't me

ffs, on the bathroom floor? oh well, shit happens

As long as it wasn't on camera....couldn't think of any of the damn lyrics then

lmao, I can't remember anything other than "she caught me with the girl next door, lying there naked on the bathroom floor""

I think the next one is like... how could I have given her the extra key, all the time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me.

Yaaas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm back! Tree's up

You crazy wench it's too early

Lies, Daniel!

No....its definitely not December yet

It's not, no. But you call me crazy like you're surprised.

Suprised? Nooooo

Good, good...

How's the D Dawg?"

You obviously haven't wrapped all your presents. I still appear to be naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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Good evening James

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

missus? I don't remember that procedure. what have you been doing to my corpse?

In the words of Shaggy...Wasn't me

ffs, on the bathroom floor? oh well, shit happens

As long as it wasn't on camera....couldn't think of any of the damn lyrics then

lmao, I can't remember anything other than "she caught me with the girl next door, lying there naked on the bathroom floor"

I think the next one is like... how could I have given her the extra key, all the time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me.

Yaaas?"

I believe so yes, 5 bonus point to Ms. Quimm

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hey dan hey lovelies x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hey dan hey lovelies x"

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

missus? I don't remember that procedure. what have you been doing to my corpse?

In the words of Shaggy...Wasn't me

ffs, on the bathroom floor? oh well, shit happens

As long as it wasn't on camera....couldn't think of any of the damn lyrics then

lmao, I can't remember anything other than "she caught me with the girl next door, lying there naked on the bathroom floor"

I think the next one is like... how could I have given her the extra key, all the time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me.

Yaaas?

I believe so yes, 5 bonus point to Ms. Quimm

I'm sorry for admitting that I knew that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should be sleeping! But can't nod off

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"hey dan hey lovelies x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve? "

fooking fantastic ..thanks for asking..and you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hey dan hey lovelies x"
Hey gorgeous!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a vampire, hear me roar..... I'm a vampiric amoeba, so maybe that won't be particularly loud. Oh well. happy halloween

Good evening Mister

I feat you're a smudge late for Halloween unless you're getting in early for nest year

I missed it? not again. I was too busy returning from the dead obviously

You'll have to rise early next time

I'm slow to rise, but once I'm up, let the fun commence

Ooer missus

missus? I don't remember that procedure. what have you been doing to my corpse?

In the words of Shaggy...Wasn't me

ffs, on the bathroom floor? oh well, shit happens

As long as it wasn't on camera....couldn't think of any of the damn lyrics then

lmao, I can't remember anything other than "she caught me with the girl next door, lying there naked on the bathroom floor"

I think the next one is like... how could I have given her the extra key, all the time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me.

Yaaas?

I believe so yes, 5 bonus point to Ms. Quimm

I'm sorry for admitting that I knew that.

I felt bad enough remembering it tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should be sleeping! But can't nod off

Restlessness sucks big time

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"hey dan hey lovelies xHey gorgeous!! Xxx"
hey sweet, how you been?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hey dan hey lovelies x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

fooking fantastic ..thanks for asking..and you?

Not bad....been busy but seem to have slacked off a bit now thankfully

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By *lutchieMan over a year ago

West Midlands

my classic mini clubman has blown its turbo! now waiting for a recovery truck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"my classic mini clubman has blown its turbo! now waiting for a recovery truck

Good evening Mr. Clutchie

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

Metro turbo engine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening, lurking, having a coffee and watching blacklist, multitasking at its best!

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By *ustme1xxxMan over a year ago

oldham

Can't bloody sleep again !!!! Argghh

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"hey dan hey lovelies x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

fooking fantastic ..thanks for asking..and you?

Not bad....been busy but seem to have slacked off a bit now thankfully

fingers crossed it stays like that for you tonight xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"my classic mini clubman has blown its turbo! now waiting for a recovery truck

oh no

bless i hope you can keep warm while you are waiting x

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

A quick hi and bye from me as I need sleep sorry.

Good morning to all new and old roll callers - will catch up with you soon.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Evening, lurking, having a coffee and watching blacklist, multitasking at its best! "

hey lovely.. always knew you were talented xx

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Just about to go to sleep.

Anyone lonely and needing hugging or cuddling or just wanting to spoon - climb in.

Night night Dan - speak again about 3ish xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening, lurking, having a coffee and watching blacklist, multitasking at its best! "

Good evening Ms. Geeky

I'm the same, watching a film whilst posting on here and having a Kik conversation and a pm one whilst attempting to do my paperwork and drink my tea before it goes cold.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can't bloody sleep again !!!! Argghh "

breathe and relax.. have a cuppa youll soon settle down again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't bloody sleep again !!!! Argghh "

Good evening Mr. Justme

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wrapping presents, putting the tree up!"

Tree up

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"A quick hi and bye from me as I need sleep sorry.

Good morning to all new and old roll callers - will catch up with you soon."

hi sweet, i will catch up with you too soon, very soon i promise x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"hey dan hey lovelies x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

fooking fantastic ..thanks for asking..and you?

Not bad....been busy but seem to have slacked off a bit now thankfully

fingers crossed it stays like that for you tonight xx"

Hopefully it will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hey dan hey lovelies xHey gorgeous!! Xxx hey sweet, how you been?

"
Ok thanks Suzy, lovely to see your face again. Cheers me up. Xx

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By *ustme1xxxMan over a year ago

oldham

Cheers Dan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello everyone

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By *lutchieMan over a year ago

West Midlands

yes Dan metro turbo adjustable boost fuel pressure RS turbo intercooler lots of weeks but it has run craps for a couple of weeks and finally gave up the ghost about 10 mins ago bugger

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Just about to go to sleep.

Anyone lonely and needing hugging or cuddling or just wanting to spoon - climb in.

Night night Dan - speak again about 3ish xxxx"

hi tigger, rest well sweet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A quick hi and bye from me as I need sleep sorry.

Good morning to all new and old roll callers - will catch up with you soon."

Good evening and goodnight Mr. Pocket

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

"A quick hi and bye from me as I need sleep sorry.

Good morning to all new and old roll callers - will catch up with you soon.

hi sweet, i will catch up with you too soon, very soon i promise x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just about to go to sleep.

Anyone lonely and needing hugging or cuddling or just wanting to spoon - climb in.

Night night Dan - speak again about 3ish xxxx"

Good evening Ms. Tigger

Catch you laters, nighty night and filthy dreams x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wrapping presents, putting the tree up!

Tree up

Good evening Ms. Honey

How are you this fine eve?

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

"A quick hi and bye from me as I need sleep sorry.

Good morning to all new and old roll callers - will catch up with you soon.

Good evening and goodnight Mr. Pocket

Hope the shift goes quick Daniel. Speak soon

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Wrapping presents, putting the tree up!

Tree up

hey honey rose..i sing summer songs until december

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Hellooo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"yes Dan metro turbo adjustable boost fuel pressure RS turbo intercooler lots of weeks but it has run craps for a couple of weeks and finally gave up the ghost about 10 mins ago bugger "

My mate had a bored out 1430cc metro turbo lump in a G reg mini went like a rocket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening, lurking, having a coffee and watching blacklist, multitasking at its best!

Good evening Ms. Geeky

I'm the same, watching a film whilst posting on here and having a Kik conversation and a pm one whilst attempting to do my paperwork and drink my tea before it goes cold."

You win!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hellooo!!

ooooh heeellloooo _amiss. how are you?.. good to see you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hellooo!!

Good evening Samiss

How are you this pleasant eve?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been another crazy day. Tonight iv agreed to take a 6 month old lurcher x American bulldog as a foster. Arrives tomorrow!

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By *ustme1xxxMan over a year ago

oldham

Insomnia, great song but, shit when you got it team lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening, lurking, having a coffee and watching blacklist, multitasking at its best!

Good evening Ms. Geeky

I'm the same, watching a film whilst posting on here and having a Kik conversation and a pm one whilst attempting to do my paperwork and drink my tea before it goes cold.

You win!"

I'm an expert in slacking whilst multi tasking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Daniel and the rest, hope we are all fine and well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Been another crazy day. Tonight iv agreed to take a 6 month old lurcher x American bulldog as a foster. Arrives tomorrow!

Good evening Ms. Fruitloop

He's a.little cutey bless him.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Been another crazy day. Tonight iv agreed to take a 6 month old lurcher x American bulldog as a foster. Arrives tomorrow!

hi...oh wow....house trained? thats my first question...then how cute it is..lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just finished work

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Insomnia, great song but, shit when you got it team lol

hehe faithless....love that song

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wrapping presents, putting the tree up!

Tree up

Good evening Ms. Honey

How are you this fine eve?

I'm good thanks just chilling before bed.Hows you .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A quick hi and bye from me as I need sleep sorry.

Good morning to all new and old roll callers - will catch up with you soon.

Good evening and goodnight Mr. Pocket

Hope the shift goes quick Daniel. Speak soon "

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hi Daniel and the rest, hope we are all fine and well."

hi j..nice to see you , you well? hows the new job going? x

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By *ustme1xxxMan over a year ago

oldham

"Insomnia, great song but, shit when you got it team lol

hehe faithless....love that song

Great tune

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Insomnia, great song but, shit when you got it team lol

That's why I work permanent nights as I'm shit at getting to sleep at night

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Just finished work "

hi Nu, welcome home xx hope you are well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Daniel and the rest, hope we are all fine and well."

Good evening James

How's things with you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just finished work "

Good evening Mr. Nubian

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been another crazy day. Tonight iv agreed to take a 6 month old lurcher x American bulldog as a foster. Arrives tomorrow!

hi...oh wow....house trained? thats my first question...then how cute it is..lol"

I'll soon find out!!

Is supposed to be, and crate trained. Good with kids and other dogs and will chase cats but no aggression. It's only temporary, I took him or he went to the pound.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wrapping presents, putting the tree up!

Tree up

Good evening Ms. Honey

How are you this fine eve?

I'm good thanks just chilling before bed.Hows you .

Not too bad....been in bed mist of the day as I lacked any motivation to get out of my lovely warm and cosy bed

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hellooo!!

ooooh heeellloooo _amiss. how are you?.. good to see you x"

Good Suzy, how the devil are you?x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Daniel and the rest, hope we are all fine and well.

hi j..nice to see you , you well? hows the new job going? x"

I'm shattered Suzy

I'm loving the 2nd job but I'm trying to do a minimum of 15-20hrs a week.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hellooo!!

Good evening Samiss

How are you this pleasant eve? "

I'm good as always, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Daniel and the rest, hope we are all fine and well.

Good evening James

How's things with you this fine eve? "

A little tired DP, how have you been keeping?

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By *lutchieMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"yes Dan metro turbo adjustable boost fuel pressure RS turbo intercooler lots of weeks but it has run craps for a couple of weeks and finally gave up the ghost about 10 mins ago bugger

My mate had a bored out 1430cc metro turbo lump in a G reg mini went like a rocket

I bet it did so did this one till this week! guess I. gonna have to ask fathers Xmas to fix it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hellooo!!

Good evening Samiss

How are you this pleasant eve?

I'm good as always, how are you?

That's good to hear

I'm muddling through the night as best I can...its dragging again and I'm feeling a tad sleepy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Daniel and the rest, hope we are all fine and well.

Good evening James

How's things with you this fine eve?

A little tired DP, how have you been keeping?"

Same as you I think...feeling a tad sleepy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"yes Dan metro turbo adjustable boost fuel pressure RS turbo intercooler lots of weeks but it has run craps for a couple of weeks and finally gave up the ghost about 10 mins ago bugger

My mate had a bored out 1430cc metro turbo lump in a G reg mini went like a rocket

I bet it did so did this one till this week! guess I. gonna have to ask fathers Xmas to fix it!"

Any clues what's wrong?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hellooo!!

Good evening Samiss

How are you this pleasant eve?

I'm good as always, how are you?

That's good to hear

I'm muddling through the night as best I can...its dragging again and I'm feeling a tad sleepy

Aah, bless you!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Been another crazy day. Tonight iv agreed to take a 6 month old lurcher x American bulldog as a foster. Arrives tomorrow!

hi...oh wow....house trained? thats my first question...then how cute it is..lol

I'll soon find out!!

Is supposed to be, and crate trained. Good with kids and other dogs and will chase cats but no aggression. It's only temporary, I took him or he went to the pound.

aww bless i hope he settles well and he finds a forever home soon x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hellooo!!

ooooh heeellloooo _amiss. how are you?.. good to see you x

Good Suzy, how the devil are you?x"

im very well thank you honey..busy with 'stuff' but feeling good.. got dentist tomorrow but we wont talk about that

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Hi Daniel and the rest, hope we are all fine and well.

hi j..nice to see you , you well? hows the new job going? x

I'm shattered Suzy

I'm loving the 2nd job but I'm trying to do a minimum of 15-20hrs a week."

aww bless, well look after yourself and im glad you are enjoying it, even if it is making you tired xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hellooo!!

Good evening Samiss

How are you this pleasant eve?

I'm good as always, how are you?

That's good to hear

I'm muddling through the night as best I can...its dragging again and I'm feeling a tad sleepy

Aah, bless you!

So mentally draining doing nothing night after night... I know I joke about it sometimes but the novelty is starting to wear thin.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hellooo!!

Good evening Samiss

How are you this pleasant eve?

I'm good as always, how are you?

That's good to hear

I'm muddling through the night as best I can...its dragging again and I'm feeling a tad sleepy

Aah, bless you!

So mentally draining doing nothing night after night... I know I joke about it sometimes but the novelty is starting to wear thin."
Tut, could you do something else with your time to amuse yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hellooo!!

Good evening Samiss

How are you this pleasant eve?

I'm good as always, how are you?

That's good to hear

I'm muddling through the night as best I can...its dragging again and I'm feeling a tad sleepy

Aah, bless you!

So mentally draining doing nothing night after night... I know I joke about it sometimes but the novelty is starting to wear thin.Tut, could you do something else with your time to amuse yourself

I'm doing my paperwork, have a film on and posting on here...not a lot else to do really tbh

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

right you lovely peeps im off to have an early night trusting that sleep will kick in..hope you all have a great night and sweet dreams when you fall asleep x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"right you lovely peeps im off to have an early night trusting that sleep will kick in..hope you all have a great night and sweet dreams when you fall asleep x"

Nighty night Suzy filthy dreams x x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mornin all!!!

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By *lutchieMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"yes Dan metro turbo adjustable boost fuel pressure RS turbo intercooler lots of weeks but it has run craps for a couple of weeks and finally gave up the ghost about 10 mins ago bugger

My mate had a bored out 1430cc metro turbo lump in a G reg mini went like a rocket

I bet it did so did this one till this week! guess I. gonna have to ask fathers Xmas to fix it!

Any clues what's wrong?"

think its the turbo it wasn't pulling when I went out this evening then died totally on the way home. it will idle and rev but will not pull. I will check pipes fuel and ignition etchings but I think its not boosting so being strangled

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mornin all!!! "

Good evening Mr. Tattoguy

How's things with you this fine eve?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hi Dan, I didn't fall asleep last night. I just ran out of data, however I have just been paid so I can continue to bug you all now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"yes Dan metro turbo adjustable boost fuel pressure RS turbo intercooler lots of weeks but it has run craps for a couple of weeks and finally gave up the ghost about 10 mins ago bugger

My mate had a bored out 1430cc metro turbo lump in a G reg mini went like a rocket

I bet it did so did this one till this week! guess I. gonna have to ask fathers Xmas to fix it!

Any clues what's wrong?

Good excuse for an upgrade

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Dan, I didn't fall asleep last night. I just ran out of data, however I have just been paid so I can continue to bug you all now

Good evening Ace

Did wonder where you disappeared too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mornin all!!!

Good evening Mr. Tattoguy

How's things with you this fine eve? "
peachy old chap....just got in from a stressful day and guess what? No feckin alchol in the house!

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By *lutchieMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"yes Dan metro turbo adjustable boost fuel pressure RS turbo intercooler lots of weeks but it has run craps for a couple of weeks and finally gave up the ghost about 10 mins ago bugger

My mate had a bored out 1430cc metro turbo lump in a G reg mini went like a rocket

I bet it did so did this one till this week! guess I. gonna have to ask fathers Xmas to fix it!

Any clues what's wrong?

Good excuse for an upgrade

probably will have to check cash flow! home now recovered quick Rac done exactly what I asked and sent a recovery truck rather than a patrol as I knew they'd never fix it in the dark

night all have fun and stay sexy.

night Dan.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hi Dan, I didn't fall asleep last night. I just ran out of data, however I have just been paid so I can continue to bug you all now

Good evening Ace

Did wonder where you disappeared too

I hadn't got any porn pics on ma pc and thought I must be the only person in the world not to have so

I must have got a bit carried away and used about 1.5 Gb in 3 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mornin all!!!

Good evening Mr. Tattoguy

How's things with you this fine eve? peachy old chap....just got in from a stressful day and guess what? No feckin alchol in the house!

What

feel for you dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"yes Dan metro turbo adjustable boost fuel pressure RS turbo intercooler lots of weeks but it has run craps for a couple of weeks and finally gave up the ghost about 10 mins ago bugger

My mate had a bored out 1430cc metro turbo lump in a G reg mini went like a rocket

I bet it did so did this one till this week! guess I. gonna have to ask fathers Xmas to fix it!

Any clues what's wrong?

Good excuse for an upgrade

probably will have to check cash flow! home now recovered quick Rac done exactly what I asked and sent a recovery truck rather than a patrol as I knew they'd never fix it in the dark

night all have fun and stay sexy.

night Dan."

Hope.you get it sorted dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Dan, I didn't fall asleep last night. I just ran out of data, however I have just been paid so I can continue to bug you all now

Good evening Ace

Did wonder where you disappeared too

I hadn't got any porn pics on ma pc and thought I must be the only person in the world not to have so

I must have got a bit carried away and used about 1.5 Gb in 3 hours

Damn that's a lot of useage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Up late yet again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Up late yet again "

Good evening Jamie

Restless or working?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hi Dan, I didn't fall asleep last night. I just ran out of data, however I have just been paid so I can continue to bug you all now

Good evening Ace

Did wonder where you disappeared too

I hadn't got any porn pics on ma pc and thought I must be the only person in the world not to have so

I must have got a bit carried away and used about 1.5 Gb in 3 hours

Damn that's a lot of useage

Oh yes, but you have to download everything to get to the specific things that you want before deleting the ones that you don't want on some sites

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Dan, I didn't fall asleep last night. I just ran out of data, however I have just been paid so I can continue to bug you all now

Good evening Ace

Did wonder where you disappeared too

I hadn't got any porn pics on ma pc and thought I must be the only person in the world not to have so

I must have got a bit carried away and used about 1.5 Gb in 3 hours

Damn that's a lot of useage

Oh yes, but you have to download everything to get to the specific things that you want before deleting the ones that you don't want on some sites

I broke laptop ages ago so just use phone for here of eBay and youtube so luckily I have 5gig of data so rarely use it all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evenin nite mornihg whatever it is now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evenin nite mornihg whatever it is now lol"

Good evening Ms. Freya

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Part 2?

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