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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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 Some may have noticed that I do enjoy re-writing lyrics from well known songs, typically with all manner of immature and puerile humour, so figured I'd make a thread specifically for them...my first goes out to my favourite TV/TS on here!
Irresistable Slut (Genesis)
Well I've been a hetero, a hetero for too long
But sometimes I'm thinking, of playing with a schlong
Ooh a lil' homo...
Now she has these wanton proclivities
To enrapture, arouse and please
And now I feel, I'm horny, horny for her.
She's such a slut, irresistable slut yeah
She reaches down, and grabs a hold of your balls
She's such a slut, irresistable slut yeah
She'll wank you good, and shoot your spunk up the walls
Well I can't be sure here, but she's more than meets the eye
Though soft her voice is a bit deep, could this girl be a guy?
That I might blow...
The bulge in her pants well I just can't trust
Still I'm head over heels in lust
And now it seems I'm turning, and yearning for her.
She's such a slut, irresistable slut yeah
She'll grab your mojo, and take it out for a ride
She's such a slut, irresistable slut yeah
She'll take your bread, and butter it the other side
Though she likes bottoming, it's all part of the game
Soon she'll bend you over, and ride you till you're tame
Oh my poor hole...
That's not just a cock, but one thick and mean!
I wish that we'd used more Vaseline...
But who am I, to deny her? Rea-dy aim fire!
She's such a slut, irresistable slut yeah
She spread your cheeks, and slide her tongue in your hole
She's such a slut, irresistable slut yeah
She'll take your manhood, 100 babes couldn't console... |
-Courtney