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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Cripple

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Not saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Carer in the community x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol. This didn't turn out too well for the teachers when this topic come up t'other day!

Me? Undisclosed on a public forum on a sex site! ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Data processing specialist

Translation data inputting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carer in the community x"

Ever listen to Clare in the Community on Radio 4? It's hilarious. Just as an aside, like x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nordy girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Footballer...then I wake up & rush to get into the office

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

Sex addict

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?"

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fairy princess ballerina here. Or, at least that was my earliest professional aspiration - suspect that would have been more fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pulls up a seat, reaches for the popcorn and waits for the credits to roll....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Postman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carer in the community x

Ever listen to Clare in the Community on Radio 4? It's hilarious. Just as an aside, like x"

How old do you think I am?! Kiss is on in my car while I zip about!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney"

Looks like i missed something!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fairy princess ballerina here. Or, at least that was my earliest professional aspiration - suspect that would have been more fun "

If we're going for our earliest professional aspirations I'm a teenage mutant ninja turtle lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carer in the community x

Ever listen to Clare in the Community on Radio 4? It's hilarious. Just as an aside, like x

How old do you think I am?! Kiss is on in my car while I zip about!"

I love the R4 comedy at 6.30 on the way home ... god I feel proper old now!

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By *epper123Woman  over a year ago

London

What is it with teachers these days? I wonder if male teachers disclosing they are on here will fare better than female teachers ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carer in the community x

Ever listen to Clare in the Community on Radio 4? It's hilarious. Just as an aside, like x

How old do you think I am?! Kiss is on in my car while I zip about!"

Or frozen apparently lol

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I design banknotes for the Bank of England.

Open yr wallet, take out a tenner, Queen side up, and that squiggle bottom right is me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Professional piglet. Or pixie. Depends on my mood

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Witch Doctor and Snake Oil Salesman

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney

Looks like i missed something! "

shortly perhaps there may well appear some 'open minded' fellow swinger types who may tell you that being a swinger (just like them) is unprofessional on your behalf..

not for them though, whatever they do..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is it with teachers these days? I wonder if male teachers disclosing they are on here will fare better than female teachers ...."

Didn't day what and where I teach to people! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is it with teachers these days? I wonder if male teachers disclosing they are on here will fare better than female teachers ...."

Seems like they will ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mature student and film maker

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney

Looks like i missed something!

shortly perhaps there may well appear some 'open minded' fellow swinger types who may tell you that being a swinger (just like them) is unprofessional on your behalf..

not for them though, whatever they do.. "

Oh well... Gotta have some fun somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thread assassin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is it with teachers these days? I wonder if male teachers disclosing they are on here will fare better than female teachers ....

Seems like they will .. "

I'm not complaining so far!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney"

I've had that before....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Thread assassin. "

Ninja level..?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Silver Fox

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Retail manager.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Security officer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is it with teachers these days? I wonder if male teachers disclosing they are on here will fare better than female teachers ....

Didn't day what and where I teach to people! Lol x"

I'd bet it's near Taunton.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney

Looks like i missed something! "

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/447961

Interesting read.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Professional wanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is it with teachers these days? I wonder if male teachers disclosing they are on here will fare better than female teachers ....

Didn't day what and where I teach to people! Lol x

I'd bet it's near Taunton.

"

Is that an educated guess?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thread assassin.

Ninja level..?"

Hanshi as you asked.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Thread assassin.

Ninja level..?

Hanshi as you asked. "

bless you..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?"

Mr - IT Consultant

Mrs - Childminder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is it with teachers these days? I wonder if male teachers disclosing they are on here will fare better than female teachers ....

Didn't day what and where I teach to people! Lol x

I'd bet it's near Taunton.

Is that an educated guess?"

More of a reasoned deduction.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thread assassin.

Ninja level..?

Hanshi as you asked.

bless you.."

Thank you Father.....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Thread assassin.

Ninja level..?

Hanshi as you asked.

bless you..

Thank you Father....."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Equine awesomeness and The Money ........cough industry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All round good egg and awesome dude.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

*removes captain's hat and polishes suntan*

I've been piloting oil tankers across the Indian Ocean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Carer in the community x

Ever listen to Clare in the Community on Radio 4? It's hilarious. Just as an aside, like x

How old do you think I am?! Kiss is on in my car while I zip about!

Or frozen apparently lol"

I have you know I have a very good cd in their right now!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All round good egg and awesome dude."

And your mum?

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Postman "

Fair play to you mate in the winter!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quality control

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway."

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok? "

Yes totally.. Books are knowledge and knowledge is sexy x

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok? "

Who knows on here? I'm not a professional librarian. I just like sorting out other peoples' bookshelves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Footballer...then I wake up & rush to get into the office "

Adore that ... Giggle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All round good egg and awesome dude.

And your mum? "

It isn't my place to speak on her behalf. But she did give fab the gift of me, you lucky lucky people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im a mechanic me.

& a hoarder

A husband

A father

Wanker

Pain in the ass

Basically a jack of most trades, master of none.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok?

Who knows on here? I'm not a professional librarian. I just like sorting out other peoples' bookshelves. "

I love organising bookshelves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok? "

And bring the whole librarian industry into disrepute!? You harlot!

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We're training to be semi-pro assasins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We're training to be semi-pro assasins."

I've done that all my life. Now I teach people to be assassins!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Minibus driver !!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Very hush hush. Can't discuss, I'm afraid.

*Taps nose*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok?

And bring the whole librarian industry into disrepute!? You harlot! "

The things I could do with a Dewey Decimal System...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always wanted to be a nanny when I was younger but decided against it after I did work experience with all those little kids calling me auntie all bloody day. Hey it worked!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I almost chose librarianship as my degree, but did literature instead as I liked what was in the books as well as sorting them.

I have the librarian glasses though, they make my happy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok?

And bring the whole librarian industry into disrepute!? You harlot!

The things I could do with a Dewey Decimal System..."

I wanted to be a librarian but they didn't want me Probably for the best, I've found my niche! I still love a well organised bookshelf though

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By *awandOrderCouple  over a year ago

SW London


"What is it with teachers these days? I wonder if male teachers disclosing they are on here will fare better than female teachers ....

Didn't day what and where I teach to people! Lol x"

I don't think they did either, the assumption was it was young children, because they are women ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I knit stockings for Christmas elves. It is a seasonal job.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Railway Engineer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok?

And bring the whole librarian industry into disrepute!? You harlot!

The things I could do with a Dewey Decimal System..."

Do you have any books on double entry book keeping. I'm the accountant for a scilian family business

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"We're training to be semi-pro assasins.

I've done that all my life. Now I teach people to be assassins!"

Wow, we're always looking for some extra tuition, how much do you charge?

we spend as much time on the range as we can but ammo costs a bomb these days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Artist and banker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

King of the Trolls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a candlestick maker.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bond girl

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok?

Who knows on here? I'm not a professional librarian. I just like sorting out other peoples' bookshelves. "

I'm so glad I'm not the only only!!! By height or alphabetical order???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bank robber bunny girl... Lol

Mental health worker

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By *aysmitMan  over a year ago

walsall

Digger driver on the roads

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By *educerMan  over a year ago

Brentwood

Top Gun pilot and part time dolphin trainer.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Partner in crime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Top Gun pilot and part time dolphin trainer..... "

Ghost rider requesting a flyby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Partner in crime"

Which crime?

-Courtney

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Partner in crime

Which crime?

-Courtney"

We can't tell you as we'll have to kill you & that wouldn't go down well with other forumites

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok?

Who knows on here? I'm not a professional librarian. I just like sorting out other peoples' bookshelves.

I'm so glad I'm not the only only!!! By height or alphabetical order???"

Keep the top shelves free for oversized. Then alphabetical by author, chronological by publication for novels and poetry. Collections by type (unless they are collections by one author, then they go in with the novels and poetry). Alphabetical by subject for biography/autobiography. Grouped by subject and theme for reference books. Dictionaries, thesauri and the like by language. Graphic novels by author then artist and in their own section. Random ones that don't fit into categories in the end section.

My music collection has a far more complicated filing system.

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By *educerMan  over a year ago

Brentwood


"Top Gun pilot and part time dolphin trainer.....

Ghost rider requesting a flyby "

Negative Ghost Rider the pattern is full

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Not saying in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is it with teachers these days? I wonder if male teachers disclosing they are on here will fare better than female teachers ....

Didn't day what and where I teach to people! Lol x"

defo not an english teacher lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Partner in crime

Which crime?

-Courtney

We can't tell you as we'll have to kill you & that wouldn't go down well with other forumites "

Fair enough.

-Courtney

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I punch all the little holes in crumpets

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"I punch all the little holes in crumpets "

How small are your fists?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Librarian. Well, that's one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up, anyway.

I was a librarian for a while. Am I allowed to say that? Is that ok? "

Librarian is acceptable.

Don't mention the T word.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a candlestick maker.

-Courtney"

I'm a baker.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Ramp Agent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a candlestick maker.

-Courtney

I'm a baker. "

Marc's a butcher

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Top Gun pilot and part time dolphin trainer.....

Ghost rider requesting a flyby

Negative Ghost Rider the pattern is full"

You beat me to it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a candlestick maker.

-Courtney

I'm a baker.

Marc's a butcher

-Courtney"

Marc who??????????????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a candlestick maker.

-Courtney

I'm a baker.

Marc's a butcher

-Courtney

Marc who??????????????"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I punch all the little holes in crumpets

How small are your fists?! "

Hahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a professional

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Top Gun pilot and part time dolphin trainer.....

Ghost rider requesting a flyby

Negative Ghost Rider the pattern is full

You beat me to it. "

I don't remember Nicholas Cage being in top gun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I punch all the little holes in crumpets

How small are your fists?!

Hahaha... "

Fun sized clearly

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I punch all the little holes in crumpets

How small are your fists?! "

I use ma tool

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman  over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Professional sex toy tester. To destruction.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I punch all the little holes in crumpets "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Logistics

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By *rishman75Man  over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Tube driver

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a candlestick maker.

-Courtney

I'm a baker.

Marc's a butcher

-Courtney

Marc who??????????????

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Royal logistics corps air dispatcher

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By *inkxRabbitWoman  over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Self employed. Dogs are nicer than people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A man of the cloth, aka: the Devil's advocate.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm a top Disney film star and i don't care who knows - please form an orderly queue if you want an autograph xxxx

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By *omersetfabbersCouple  over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *omersetfabbersCouple  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Pearly gatekeeper

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Flabberdasher

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Safety boat skipper and I work for Rnli aswell

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By *drianukMan  over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

GP

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Known Trouble Maker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Known Trouble Maker

"

aka fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Professional widow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chef

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We're training to be semi-pro assasins.

I've done that all my life. Now I teach people to be assassins!

Wow, we're always looking for some extra tuition, how much do you charge?

we spend as much time on the range as we can but ammo costs a bomb these days."

If you provide the target, I provide the ammo. Like to shoot my load right inside the target! Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is it with teachers these days? I wonder if male teachers disclosing they are on here will fare better than female teachers ....

Didn't day what and where I teach to people! Lol x

defo not an english teacher lol"

nope, defo not!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?"
a worthy profession but some on here may castigate you ,I'm a carpenter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I work for Sydney University im part of there British company...you have been warned

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm still looking for mine

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By *mallteaserWoman  over a year ago

Central

I'm a support teacher xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sparks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Banker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a top Disney film star and i don't care who knows - please form an orderly queue if you want an autograph xxxx"

An autograph? Is anything else on offer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flabberdasher "

What are the hours like?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Professional widow."

Are you Tori Amos?

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By *mallteaserWoman  over a year ago

Central

Lol I could say I'm a princess xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You've obviously lost that loving feeling.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I coach women to be sassy and sexy ....

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By *mallteaserWoman  over a year ago

Central


"I coach women to be sassy and sexy ....

"

Oh sign me up, lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saboteur...

Hello GCHQ watch list people *waves *

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"Witch Doctor and Snake Oil Salesman"

Quite a few of you on here!

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney

Looks like i missed something! "

This topic comes up every other day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Elearning designer and trainer x

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By *trawberry-popWoman  over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?"

Administrator.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a candlestick maker.

-Courtney

I'm a baker.

Marc's a butcher

-Courtney"

I though Marc worked for Loft Plan?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Monkey.....minus the organ grinder!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?"

I'm (Jem) not allowed to say as I've had my account deleted in the past for even mentioning in conversation on here

Phil has his own gardening business

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession? a worthy profession but some on here may castigate you ,I'm a carpenter "

Others implied that. Why?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Professional widow.

Are you Tori Amos? "

Lol!

I'm a sign language interpreter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could one of you Librarian types please come and sort my books? I've hundreds of them and can never find what I'm seeking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Witch Doctor and Snake Oil Salesman

Quite a few of you on here!"

more than one of me? Shit, the doppelgängers are amongst us

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong


"I'm a top Disney film star and i don't care who knows - please form an orderly queue if you want an autograph xxxx

An autograph? Is anything else on offer? "

I could include a threesome with Winnie the Pooh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a top Disney film star and i don't care who knows - please form an orderly queue if you want an autograph xxxx

An autograph? Is anything else on offer?

I could include a threesome with Winnie the Pooh."

That's two things on my no list.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a top Disney film star and i don't care who knows - please form an orderly queue if you want an autograph xxxx

An autograph? Is anything else on offer?

I could include a threesome with Winnie the Pooh.

That's two things on my no list. "

ah, but poo wants to be with you two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Witch Doctor and Snake Oil Salesman

Quite a few of you on here!

more than one of me? Shit, the doppelgängers are amongst us "

He's onto us, quick, disperse, I'll meet you at the inn of the prancing pony... apparently they serve pints there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Professional widow.

Are you Tori Amos? "

Some people do call me a pianist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a top Disney film star and i don't care who knows - please form an orderly queue if you want an autograph xxxx

An autograph? Is anything else on offer?

I could include a threesome with Winnie the Pooh.

That's two things on my no list.

ah, but poo wants to be with you two "

No animals, no scat. Dems de rules.

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford

Livestock wrangler.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney

Looks like i missed something! "

Me too. ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Full time mum ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney

Looks like i missed something!

Me too. .. "

I already posted this in the thread, but its worth a read if you want to understand this thread a bit better.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/447961

-Courtney

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By *pace_Cowboy_BrumMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

I sell booze amongst other things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney

Looks like i missed something!

Me too. ..

I already posted this in the thread, but its worth a read if you want to understand this thread a bit better.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/447961

-Courtney"

chip I thought marc was a nuclear physicist

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By *mojeeCouple  over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm a high velocity consumer logistics and transportation facilitator

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?

deja vu anyone?

-Courtney

Looks like i missed something!

Me too. ..

I already posted this in the thread, but its worth a read if you want to understand this thread a bit better.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/447961

-Courtney chip I thought marc was a nuclear physicist "

Butcher.

And I'm a candlestick maker.

We go for the traditional careers.

-Chip

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Safety boat skipper and I work for Rnli aswell "

Top man!! RNLI do a fantastic job!!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Retired banker (that is BANKER!) although I've been called allsorts during my career of telling customers 'the computer says no'!

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS  over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Cock taster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Retired spy

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By *heOwlMan  over a year ago

Altrincham

Currently a Muppet, well thats what I call myself in t' office.

Initially wanted to be a vet, but brain wasn't wired well enough. Was briefly a member of the vets rowing squad, thankfully they renamed it to Masters - sounds so much better.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I steal people's money and give them false hope,,, I'm an online psychic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Steel fixer

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS  over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I put the holes in doughnuts and fill them with cream.

Bonaparte

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a teacher. What's your profession?"
I work for a local contracter for the Highway Agency and I make most of the white stripes you see on the M-roads in the North West and I LOVE my job.

I think that's why I'm straight.

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