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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've tried this a couple of times in the meet requests forum to no avail so i thought I'd try my luck in the Lounge and see if i do any better here!
It's been a while (blows away the cobwebs) and I'm missing the thrill and excitement of dating!
Any lady that is brave enough to take me up on this offer will be in for a treat! Just imagine how happy you'd be in this scenario- We'l go to Mcdonalds and not only will i pay but I'l not bat an eyelid if you ask to go large or even have a mcflurry for your pud!
Then we'l hit the bars and after i buy you a double we can spend the rest of the evening stealing drinks from tables so that i have enough money to pay for a bus home for you...
So who wants me to spoil them?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
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NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
LOL wrong movie my dear LOL  "
AHEM... EXCUSE ME! HELLO! ME ME ME ME ME ME!
sorry was that a little childish
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus! "
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've tried this a couple of times in the meet requests forum to no avail so i thought I'd try my luck in the Lounge and see if i do any better here!
It's been a while (blows away the cobwebs) and I'm missing the thrill and excitement of dating!
Any lady that is brave enough to take me up on this offer will be in for a treat! Just imagine how happy you'd be in this scenario- We'l go to Mcdonalds and not only will i pay but I'l not bat an eyelid if you ask to go large or even have a mcflurry for your pud!
Then we'l hit the bars and after i buy you a double we can spend the rest of the evening stealing drinks from tables so that i have enough money to pay for a bus home for you...
So who wants me to spoil them? "
I'm in depending on what the double is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
LOL wrong movie my dear LOL
AHEM... EXCUSE ME! HELLO! ME ME ME ME ME ME!
sorry was that a little childish
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Sorry where were we? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be? "
Iron man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be? "
I'm Harley, silly 
You can be Robin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin."
Good thinking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
Iron man?"
He's rubbish!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin."
I want to be The Joker.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
Good thinking!"
Joker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker. "
But can you help me kill the Batman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
Good thinking!
Joker! "
Why so serious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?"
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
Good thinking!
Joker!
Why so serious!"
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
Good thinking!
Joker!
Why so serious!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past. "
I'll just distract you with ice cream  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream "
Stripey or Lemon Top? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top? "
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*"
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*"
Go on then, I'll spare you, I might need you for my next devilish caper. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!"
There are worse things than being killed Batsy. |
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Any lady that is brave enough to take me up on this offer will be in for a treat! Just imagine how happy you'd be in this scenario- We'l go to Mcdonalds and not only will i pay but I'l not bat an eyelid if you ask to go large or even have a mcflurry for your pud!
Am I to understand that there are men who don't expect you to pay for yourself on a date and will actually be seen with you…in public??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy. "
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any lady that is brave enough to take me up on this offer will be in for a treat! Just imagine how happy you'd be in this scenario- We'l go to Mcdonalds and not only will i pay but I'l not bat an eyelid if you ask to go large or even have a mcflurry for your pud!
Am I to understand that there are men who don't expect you to pay for yourself on a date and will actually be seen with you…in public??
"
No i'm one of a kind... I'l pick you up at 7! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that. "
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!! "
That's the devil's work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any lady that is brave enough to take me up on this offer will be in for a treat! Just imagine how happy you'd be in this scenario- We'l go to Mcdonalds and not only will i pay but I'l not bat an eyelid if you ask to go large or even have a mcflurry for your pud!
Am I to understand that there are men who don't expect you to pay for yourself on a date and will actually be seen with you…in public??
"
Drive thru McDonalds are open 24 hours. He's picking you up at midnight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work! "
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days. "
There was an object on an antiques show earlier that had a particularly wide girth. Apparently.
(No, I didn't giggle.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You generous man - a Mac and a pud and bus fare home ..... On a serious note ... The social side of FAB is fun and we know where we are going to end up at the end of the date so why not double it with dating and play - makes sense to have double fun.... Go for breakfast instead - Aussies love breakfast out X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
There was an object on an antiques show earlier that had a particularly wide girth. Apparently.
(No, I didn't giggle.)"
Of course you didn't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
There was an object on an antiques show earlier that had a particularly wide girth. Apparently.
(No, I didn't giggle.)
Of course you didn't. "
Goodness, no! I have an innocent mind & am extremely mature. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
There was an object on an antiques show earlier that had a particularly wide girth. Apparently.
(No, I didn't giggle.)
Of course you didn't.
Goodness, no! I have an innocent mind & am extremely mature. "
What does this word " Mature" mean?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
There was an object on an antiques show earlier that had a particularly wide girth. Apparently.
(No, I didn't giggle.)
Of course you didn't.
Goodness, no! I have an innocent mind & am extremely mature.
What does this word " Mature" mean? "
Not a clue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days. "
Which channel?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
Which channel? "
Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
Which channel?
Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley. "
nah not for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
Which channel?
Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.
nah not for me "
Doesn't the phrase " particularly wide girth", entice you to watch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work!
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please. "
Can you spank me though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work!
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.
Can you spank me though "
With an Ice Cream? |
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"Any lady that is brave enough to take me up on this offer will be in for a treat! Just imagine how happy you'd be in this scenario- We'l go to Mcdonalds and not only will i pay but I'l not bat an eyelid if you ask to go large or even have a mcflurry for your pud!
Am I to understand that there are men who don't expect you to pay for yourself on a date and will actually be seen with you…in public??
Drive thru McDonalds are open 24 hours. He's picking you up at midnight "
Phew…that's a relief…I thought I'd been missing out on something for a moment!! |
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over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work!
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.
Can you spank me though
With an Ice Cream? "
I'm easy, spank then lick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
Which channel?
Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.
nah not for me
Doesn't the phrase " particularly wide girth", entice you to watch. "
I do like a good horror |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work!
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.
Can you spank me though
With an Ice Cream?
I'm easy, spank then lick? "
But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
Which channel?
Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.
nah not for me
Doesn't the phrase " particularly wide girth", entice you to watch.
I do like a good horror "
Attack of the particularly wide girth, sounds like one to watch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
Which channel?
Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley. "
It wasn't the Antiques Roadshow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
Good thinking!
Joker!
Why so serious!
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
This thread needs an enema, " Parp" !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if I order the fish finger butty?
Is that a weird kink?
Hardly weird or kinky these days
I know, you see a lot worse on the telly these days.
Which channel?
Antiques Roadshow, according to Harley.
It wasn't the Antiques Roadshow "
I don't want to know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work!
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.
Can you spank me though
With an Ice Cream?
I'm easy, spank then lick?
But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share. "
You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work!
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.
Can you spank me though
With an Ice Cream?
I'm easy, spank then lick?
But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.
You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman"
Don't bother with him, I've heard he's crap in bed, he just lays there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work!
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.
Can you spank me though
With an Ice Cream?
I'm easy, spank then lick?
But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.
You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman
Don't bother with him, I've heard he's crap in bed, he just lays there. "
To be fair I think I might get heat burn if he was to actually use the super moves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work!
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.
Can you spank me though
With an Ice Cream?
I'm easy, spank then lick?
But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.
You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman
Don't bother with him, I've heard he's crap in bed, he just lays there.
To be fair I think I might get heat burn if he was to actually use the super moves "
He cums faster than a speeding bullet too, ouch.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work!
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.
Can you spank me though
With an Ice Cream?
I'm easy, spank then lick?
But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.
You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman
Don't bother with him, I've heard he's crap in bed, he just lays there.
To be fair I think I might get heat burn if he was to actually use the super moves
He cums faster than a speeding bullet too, ouch. "
I'm gonna die either way then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you help me kill the Batman?
He is the Batman.
I've told everyone before, I'm batman!
No, I'M Spartacus!
I'm Spartacus and so is my ex!
NO, ~I~ am the one & only Spartacus!
If you're Spartacus and Miss Geeky is Batman, who can I be?
I'm Harley, silly
You can be Robin.
I want to be The Joker.
But can you help me kill the Batman?
I can, but do you trust me not to do away with you too? it has been tried in the past.
I'll just distract you with ice cream
Stripey or Lemon Top?
Stripey lemon! With a fudge stick. *snigger*
Oh that's lovely that I get killed off!!
There are worse things than being killed Batsy.
Like torture...?
No... wait a second. I like that.
We'll tie up Batsy and let, erm.... her, watch us eat the ice creams, Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhahhahhehehehhehehehhhee etc!!!!!!
That's the devil's work!
I went to far, killing is fine, but not that, don't report me , please.
Can you spank me though
With an Ice Cream?
I'm easy, spank then lick?
But it's my Ice Cream, I don't want to share.
You are no fun!! I'm gonna go and find superman
Don't bother with him, I've heard he's crap in bed, he just lays there.
To be fair I think I might get heat burn if he was to actually use the super moves
He cums faster than a speeding bullet too, ouch.
I'm gonna die either way then!"
There are worse ways to go.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have we found the OP a date yet?
I don't think so!
Poor sod, let's leave him in peace, sorry OP.  "
Definately didn't find a date but at least it was an entertaining thread in the end! |
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"Have we found the OP a date yet?
I don't think so!
Poor sod, let's leave him in peace, sorry OP.
Definately didn't find a date but at least it was an entertaining thread in the end! "
Nice one mate, get yourself a Batman costume, and you might get lucky . |
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"I dunno about the other super heros mentioned above but I'm considering asking someone out to the cinema. First time in years I want to go
I have my own light saber "
I have a spider vacuum - Google is your friend - that I want to fill with glow sticks and go "vroom vroom" with. In all honesty. |
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"I dunno about the other super heros mentioned above but I'm considering asking someone out to the cinema. First time in years I want to go
I have my own light saber
I have a spider vacuum - Google is your friend - that I want to fill with glow sticks and go "vroom vroom" with. In all honesty."
Glow sticks 18 in a pack at pound shop but I just squish spiders |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"I've tried this a couple of times in the meet requests forum to no avail so i thought I'd try my luck in the Lounge and see if i do any better here!
It's been a while (blows away the cobwebs) and I'm missing the thrill and excitement of dating!
Any lady that is brave enough to take me up on this offer will be in for a treat! Just imagine how happy you'd be in this scenario- We'l go to Mcdonalds and not only will i pay but I'l not bat an eyelid if you ask to go large or even have a mcflurry for your pud!
Then we'l hit the bars and after i buy you a double we can spend the rest of the evening stealing drinks from tables so that i have enough money to pay for a bus home for you...
So who wants me to spoil them? "
With fries? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I'm stilllllllll looking for a date! I've a night free and would be nice to have some female company for a social meet up tonight, I'm in York today if any one is up for a meet? |
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"I'm stilllllllll looking for a date! I've a night free and would be nice to have some female company for a social meet up tonight, I'm in York today if any one is up for a meet? "
If you're ever round Preston/Bolton/Wigan way, give us a shout. |
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"I'm stilllllllll looking for a date! I've a night free and would be nice to have some female company for a social meet up tonight, I'm in York today if any one is up for a meet? "
I'll keep out of it this time matey, goodluck. |
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