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By *ty31 OP Man
over a year ago
NW London |
It has become obvious from recent posts that us men are struggling to get responses from messaging women on this site. The usual advice (decent pictures, well written profile, original messages) just isn't working so I thought I would offer a new solution, guaranteed to work; poetry.
Hi how are you doing today?
I got veris from men &TV but I’m straight I say
Seen your pictures and you look really hot
Here darling take a look at my cock shot
I’m very well endowed don’t you know
Much, much bigger than your favourite dildo
Not had much luck on here, my sex life’s quite dull
But as the wise man says- patience, lol
However if this offer you should decline
It will be your loss and not mine
Come now treacle don’t put up a fight
Come on babe let us both meet tonight
Of all the guys on here let me be your pick
Can’t wait until you are sucking on my dick
Hurry now, don’t leave your reply too late
Just one thing though- I can’t accommodate
Though I do have a car that was made in Spain
So I could take you dogging down lover’s lane
I know that good men on here are quite sparse
But I’m a great guy, let me do you up the arse
I’ve got all the banter and the Craic
We could even do this thing bareback
Or bring your sexy friend for a threesome
Guaranteed to make me heavily cum
Shaved all over so I’m not hairy like an orang-utan
Could I bring my mates over for a gangbang
Let’s go to a swingers club for some cavorting
And maybe a spot of watersporting
Will shag you so hard and leave you begging
Perhaps even give me some cheeky pegging
After all this fun I could be quite spent
And now as the old saying went
Roses are red and violets are blue
I have cake and some Haribo too
So sweetheart it seems you are in luck
Fancy a fuck?
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over a year ago
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In response ....
You send me pics of your cock expecting to make my knickers drop !
I'm here for sex n fun not because I can't get none ...
so send me pics to make me wet not pics of your bathroom or you covered in sweat .
I like to get to know my guys not get told they wanna cum in my eyes
So here is a clue to what I like a man that can go all night.
Deffo not as good as op's but it made me chuckle writing it xx |
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"It has become obvious from recent posts that us men are struggling to get responses from messaging women on this site. The usual advice (decent pictures, well written profile, original messages) just isn't working so I thought I would offer a new solution, guaranteed to work; poetry.
Hi how are you doing today?
I got veris from men &TV but I’m straight I say
Seen your pictures and you look really hot
Here darling take a look at my cock shot
I’m very well endowed don’t you know
Much, much bigger than your favourite dildo
Not had much luck on here, my sex life’s quite dull
But as the wise man says- patience, lol
However if this offer you should decline
It will be your loss and not mine
Come now treacle don’t put up a fight
Come on babe let us both meet tonight
Of all the guys on here let me be your pick
Can’t wait until you are sucking on my dick
Hurry now, don’t leave your reply too late
Just one thing though- I can’t accommodate
Though I do have a car that was made in Spain
So I could take you dogging down lover’s lane
I know that good men on here are quite sparse
But I’m a great guy, let me do you up the arse
I’ve got all the banter and the Craic
We could even do this thing bareback
Or bring your sexy friend for a threesome
Guaranteed to make me heavily cum
Shaved all over so I’m not hairy like an orang-utan
Could I bring my mates over for a gangbang
Let’s go to a swingers club for some cavorting
And maybe a spot of watersporting
Will shag you so hard and leave you begging
Perhaps even give me some cheeky pegging
After all this fun I could be quite spent
And now as the old saying went
Roses are red and violets are blue
I have cake and some Haribo too
So sweetheart it seems you are in luck
Fancy a fuck?
"
Haha made me chuckle.
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By *ty31 OP Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"In response ....
You send me pics of your cock expecting to make my knickers drop !
I'm here for sex n fun not because I can't get none ...
so send me pics to make me wet not pics of your bathroom or you covered in sweat .
I like to get to know my guys not get told they wanna cum in my eyes
So here is a clue to what I like a man that can go all night.
Deffo not as good as op's but it made me chuckle writing it xx"
There was a lady called Miss Watson
From the wrong boys she got all the attention
They sent her pictures of cocks
Wearing nothing but socks
In bathrooms too filthy to mention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In response ....
You send me pics of your cock expecting to make my knickers drop !
I'm here for sex n fun not because I can't get none ...
so send me pics to make me wet not pics of your bathroom or you covered in sweat .
I like to get to know my guys not get told they wanna cum in my eyes
So here is a clue to what I like a man that can go all night.
Deffo not as good as op's but it made me chuckle writing it xx
There was a lady called Miss Watson
From the wrong boys she got all the attention
They sent her pictures of cocks
Wearing nothing but socks
In bathrooms too filthy to mention"
Very good but it should be pics instead of pictures to fit as a limerick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In response ....
You send me pics of your cock expecting to make my knickers drop !
I'm here for sex n fun not because I can't get none ...
so send me pics to make me wet not pics of your bathroom or you covered in sweat .
I like to get to know my guys not get told they wanna cum in my eyes
So here is a clue to what I like a man that can go all night.
Deffo not as good as op's but it made me chuckle writing it xx
There was a lady called Miss Watson
From the wrong boys she got all the attention
They sent her pictures of cocks
Wearing nothing but socks
In bathrooms too filthy to mention"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Response to Your poem to me...
Oh darling my heart is all a flutter and my question is ...do u do it with butter?
You say you are straight and I know I'm hot - why do I need to look at your c ock shot?
They are all so similar
Taken from the angle below so we can see him grow .... A lean to to left and a lean to the right and some seem of belly button height!
No luck on FAB you say
Your sex life dull
Yet it's this treacle's loss not to play?
Oh come now darling .....we are fabulous FAB women
The doorbells of pity don't ring and make us rock 
You entice me with your words and Spanish car and you think that will get you far, you even speak of my sexy arse and clubs yet you never mention my love of back rubs.
Darling it's not hard to open my door
Oh sweetheart you can give me much more
I want your eyes, your voice, your touch before we fuck ...
Give me your kiss and when your hands are upon my breasts and Your mind so wild with what's to cum
I'll steal your Cake and Haribos and run and run and run
MWAH XX
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By *ty31 OP Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Response to Your poem to me...
Oh darling my heart is all a flutter and my question is ...do u do it with butter?
You say you are straight and I know I'm hot - why do I need to look at your c ock shot?
They are all so similar
Taken from the angle below so we can see him grow .... A lean to to left and a lean to the right and some seem of belly button height!
No luck on FAB you say
Your sex life dull
Yet it's this treacle's loss not to play?
Oh come now darling .....we are fabulous FAB women
The doorbells of pity don't ring and make us rock
You entice me with your words and Spanish car and you think that will get you far, you even speak of my sexy arse and clubs yet you never mention my love of back rubs.
Darling it's not hard to open my door
Oh sweetheart you can give me much more
I want your eyes, your voice, your touch before we fuck ...
Give me your kiss and when your hands are upon my breasts and Your mind so wild with what's to cum
I'll steal your Cake and Haribos and run and run and run
MWAH XX
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You can take my cake and haribos but don’t you run
With our minds and bodies together we could have fun
Anticipation building in both of us of what’s to come
You will just have to promise not to tell my mum!
Take you in my arms as I gaze into your big, blue eyes
Distracting you whilst I have a cheeky grope of your thighs
Trying to find the lock that is on your door
With you how I long to score!
People on the forum are reading this and on us betting
Maybe you should see my cock pic- it’s what you’re getting!
Now I run my hands all over your body
Not forgetting the back rub- obviously
Kiss you on your soft, sensual lips
Move my hands down and onto your hips
Tracing the outline of the curves of your body
What will happen is going to be extraordinary
Whisper in your ear and hear your Aussie voice
Breathe in my aftershave (Brut)- what a good choice
You should know now that I’ve never asked for pities
I just really want to play with your big titties
Now I move downstairs for a bit
Just to have a little lick of your clit
Very soon we will be in a sweaty, passionate muddle
Bur afterwards I will always make time for a cuddle
I know my Spanish car may be old and starting to knock
But between us I’m sure that we can make it rock!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has become obvious from recent posts that us men are struggling to get responses from messaging women on this site. The usual advice (decent pictures, well written profile, original messages) just isn't working so I thought I would offer a new solution, guaranteed to work; poetry.
Hi how are you doing today?
I got veris from men &TV but I’m straight I say
Seen your pictures and you look really hot
Here darling take a look at my cock shot
I’m very well endowed don’t you know
Much, much bigger than your favourite dildo
Not had much luck on here, my sex life’s quite dull
But as the wise man says- patience, lol
However if this offer you should decline
It will be your loss and not mine
Come now treacle don’t put up a fight
Come on babe let us both meet tonight
Of all the guys on here let me be your pick
Can’t wait until you are sucking on my dick
Hurry now, don’t leave your reply too late
Just one thing though- I can’t accommodate
Though I do have a car that was made in Spain
So I could take you dogging down lover’s lane
I know that good men on here are quite sparse
But I’m a great guy, let me do you up the arse
I’ve got all the banter and the Craic
We could even do this thing bareback
Or bring your sexy friend for a threesome
Guaranteed to make me heavily cum
Shaved all over so I’m not hairy like an orang-utan
Could I bring my mates over for a gangbang
Let’s go to a swingers club for some cavorting
And maybe a spot of watersporting
Will shag you so hard and leave you begging
Perhaps even give me some cheeky pegging
After all this fun I could be quite spent
And now as the old saying went
Roses are red and violets are blue
I have cake and some Haribo too
So sweetheart it seems you are in luck
Fancy a fuck?
"
genius....Having a right laugh. Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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way to long
My balls are heavy, so I write to you all,
i hope you are ready, bent over in the hall.
my wife doesn't know so you can be quite certain.
it won't be long before I wipe on the curtain..
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By *ty31 OP Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"way to long
My balls are heavy, so I write to you all,
i hope you are ready, bent over in the hall.
my wife doesn't know so you can be quite certain.
it won't be long before I wipe on the curtain..
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Great! Loved the last line. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think there is a trend
Of that we can be certain
Our pose is all too infectious
Let us not be a burden
Please wipe ur "spunk"
On your own trunk
And leave the curtains
To be free of funk
Mwah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think there is a trend
Of that we can be certain
Our pose is all too infectious
Let us not be a burden
Please wipe ur "spunk"
On your own trunk
And leave the curtains
To be free of funk
Mwah"
well it wasn't an outright no  |
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By *ty31 OP Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"way to long
My balls are heavy, so I write to you all,
i hope you are ready, bent over in the hall.
my wife doesn't know so you can be quite certain.
it won't be long before I wipe on the curtain..
"
Perhaps you are getting carried away
Meets don't happen everyday
But what will wife say if you wreck the place
Maybe just cum on her face |
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By *ty31 OP Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Hey there girl, yes you over there
Don’t ignore me don’t you dare
You know I’m the best thing on this site
All the other blokes here are just shite
Saw your profile and fabbed your pic
So in return here’s a photo of my dick
With a Sky remote as a guide
To fit it all in you’d better open wide
And see that I’m all trimmed beneath
Now you won’t get pubes stuck in your teeth
Just shows that I’m a considerate lover
So why would you bother with any other?
So come round and see me quick
In no time you’ll be sitting on my prick
Hurry up now you had better run
So that I can stick it up your bum
Sexy words in my ear you may gently whisper
Whilst I lay back and fantasise about your sister
Just keep the noise down when you cum
We really don’t want to wake my Mum!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey there girl, yes you over there
Don’t ignore me don’t you dare
You know I’m the best thing on this site
All the other blokes here are just shite
Saw your profile and fabbed your pic
So in return here’s a photo of my dick
With a Sky remote as a guide
To fit it all in you’d better open wide
And see that I’m all trimmed beneath
Now you won’t get pubes stuck in your teeth
Just shows that I’m a considerate lover
So why would you bother with any other?
So come round and see me quick
In no time you’ll be sitting on my prick
Hurry up now you had better run
So that I can stick it up your bum
Sexy words in my ear you may gently whisper
Whilst I lay back and fantasise about your sister
Just keep the noise down when you cum
We really don’t want to wake my Mum!!
"
Nailed it |
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i'd rather frig myself off.
