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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He he, just had a classic message:
How are you both.....
Now I know I'm not slim, but still!
Anyone want to share their favourite/ funny messages without naming and shaming please?
Think we could do with a giggle!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I've had messages referring to us both - I presumed they meant the dog, no? 
Also mails addressed to Poppy, Katie and all sorts of other names that aren't mine... |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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we get so many that just say Hi, we go back with a similar retort Hi but he other day they then came back with just a question mark. How the hell do they expect us to reply when they make the forst approach?
Aanother one was a bit longer 'how are you?' we responded 'well' they came back 'what do you mean!' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had a lovely mail saying how they though 'our' profile was great and how we were just what he was looking for. And my profile (single) is hidden! "
Yeah also had the 'lovely profile', and when I ask them what they like specifically, have a bit of fun with them and hide it and see if they Have read it! (Stole that idea from Femme)   |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Had a lovely mail saying how they though 'our' profile was great and how we were just what he was looking for. And my profile (single) is hidden!
Yeah also had the 'lovely profile', and when I ask them what they like specifically, have a bit of fun with them and hide it and see if they Have read it! (Stole that idea from Femme) "
It works though eh? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a lovely mail saying how they though 'our' profile was great and how we were just what he was looking for. And my profile (single) is hidden!
Yeah also had the 'lovely profile', and when I ask them what they like specifically, have a bit of fun with them and hide it and see if they Have read it! (Stole that idea from Femme) "
That's hillarious ...just waiting for our next copy and pasted |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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'would love to suck a cock, would be up for it if a female was present'.
and my standard reply is..
'well when you find a female, give me a shout....'
never seem to hear from them again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a message from someone on another site saying I was exactly what he was looking for and he would love to meet. I thought he wrote "shame about the turkey".
I'm kinky but I don't use animals, until I realised he'd written shame he's IN Turkey!
My geography is not great, but I don't think Turkey is a London borough!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'would love to suck a cock, would be up for it if a female was present'.
and my standard reply is..
'well when you find a female, give me a shout....'
never seem to hear from them again. "
Or could ask a female what, and suggest the cat/hamster/dog/python?  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"'would love to suck a cock, would be up for it if a female was present'.
and my standard reply is..
'well when you find a female, give me a shout....'
never seem to hear from them again.
Or could ask a female what, and suggest the cat/hamster/dog/python? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It must be a lady thing as a single male I actually get nice messages did have one in the early days from a couple wanting to bruise my ass
ohhhh errrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It must be a lady thing as a single male I actually get nice messages did have one in the early days from a couple wanting to bruise my ass
ohhhh errrrrr "
I don't think so, I think my 'dickhead filter' is Not working properly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It must be a lady thing as a single male I actually get nice messages did have one in the early days from a couple wanting to bruise my ass
ohhhh errrrrr
I don't think so, I think my 'dickhead filter' is Not working properly "
yeah ya right cause i can still mail ya xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a message from a bloke a few weeks ago, saying he would give me the best BJ I had ever had.
I declined his offer advising him I was straight.
His reply was to say if I ever changed my mind.
er no thanks |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I had a message from a bloke a few weeks ago, saying he would give me the best BJ I had ever had.
I declined his offer advising him I was straight.
His reply was to say if I ever changed my mind.
er no thanks"
oi that was a private message I sent
am I still in with a chance.... pretty please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have stated clearly in my profile IM STRAIGHT. Got a message from a 'straight' guy asking, "You always straight all the time mate? How about a wee private meet."
Calling me mate made me click the block button. Dont even know the guy!
Another i got from an apparent straight guy read simply, "Call me for a chat, maybe more 077*********." Plonker.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a lovely mail saying how they though 'our' profile was great and how we were just what he was looking for. And my profile (single) is hidden!
Yeah also had the 'lovely profile', and when I ask them what they like specifically, have a bit of fun with them and hide it and see if they Have read it! (Stole that idea from Femme) It works though eh? lol"
We have had some real fun with this one since yesterday Thanks ladies lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had one today from a couple it's a shame you don't meet smokers. Looked at profile and I'm in Devon and they are in Scotland I ain't travelling that far
Do people actually look at distance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had one today from a couple it's a shame you don't meet smokers. Looked at profile and I'm in Devon and they are in Scotland I ain't travelling that far
Do people actually look at distance?"
Some people don't look at anything other than pictures. In your case it would have been them looking at your picture and then straight to the "won't meet smokers" bit!!!
Go on, be a gent, go meet them |
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