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By *rightonsteve OP   Man  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

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By *awandOrderCouple  over a year ago

SW London

When we go out to eat we pretend the restaurant is filled with a swingers convention .... most of those who usually come in are over eighty. Or they come in big groups ... sort of fits the profile then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

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So do we assume you are sitting there with a stiff cock while playing this game?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is she dunking her biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I play this alone in my local pub !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I take it you've turned on the whose near and then had the look over your shoulder and seeing if they are sitting behind you? (Never happened to me in McDonald's or anything )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

So do we assume you are sitting there with a stiff cock while playing this game? "

Haha...Wow!

Is that how the women on here see the men? Or just you.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

So do we assume you are sitting there with a stiff cock while playing this game? "

No, it's just the way I'm sitting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

So do we assume you are sitting there with a stiff cock while playing this game?

Haha...Wow!

Is that how the women on here see the men? Or just you."

I'm just sick, twisted and cock deprived

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why are you not shopping with your wife?

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Is she licking the foam off the top suggestively?

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple  over a year ago

midlands

I get women chatting me up in cafés, I must put out a vibe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I get women chatting me up in cafés, I must put in a vibe "

now thats filthy..any pics?

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Why are you not shopping with your wife? "

Because she doesn't want me to see her buying my xmas pressie. Have a back.

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By *lashheartMan  over a year ago

shrewsbury

I play this in the supermarket

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I play this in the supermarket "

I do that. Especially in the vegetable aisle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I play this in the supermarket

I do that. Especially in the vegetable aisle "

Perv

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By *lashheartMan  over a year ago

shrewsbury


"I play this in the supermarket

I do that. Especially in the vegetable aisle

Perv "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I get women chatting me up in cafés, I must put out a vibe "

Is it three speed and purple ?

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple  over a year ago

midlands


"I get women chatting me up in cafés, I must put in a vibe

now thats filthy..any pics?"

When you join me you can take them X

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple  over a year ago

midlands


"I get women chatting me up in cafés, I must put out a vibe

Is it three speed and purple ?"

Barney with options?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mental note 'don't eat a banana out in public!'

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Mental note 'don't eat a banana out in public!' "

It could be enlightening, technique wise.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I take it you've turned on the whose near and then had the look over your shoulder and seeing if they are sitting behind you? (Never happened to me in McDonald's or anything )"

Happened to me in Bulgaria! Chatting with people at the bar with the ex boyfriend and the male from the couple said' someone is within half a mile of us hun' rather embarrassing atm..

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By *lashheartMan  over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Mental note 'don't eat a banana out in public!'

It could be enlightening, technique wise. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do this everyday while at work especially if someone looks at me funny I think to myself have they seen me on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is she dunking her biscuit? "

I see what you did there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

So do we assume you are sitting there with a stiff cock while playing this game?

No, it's just the way I'm sitting. "

Gun in your pocket?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I play that on here sometimes, the amount of timewasters

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

So do we assume you are sitting there with a stiff cock while playing this game?

Haha...Wow!

Is that how the women on here see the men? Or just you.

I'm just sick, twisted and cock deprived "

I can empathise with that. I play spot the swingers, whilst wondering round the supermarket.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

So do we assume you are sitting there with a stiff cock while playing this game?

No, it's just the way I'm sitting.

Gun in your pocket? "

No, just pleased to see you.

That was hours ago anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

So do we assume you are sitting there with a stiff cock while playing this game?

No, it's just the way I'm sitting.

Gun in your pocket? No, just pleased to see you.

That was hours ago anyway "

I hope you haven't tried to look at your pressies.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

So do we assume you are sitting there with a stiff cock while playing this game?

No, it's just the way I'm sitting.

Gun in your pocket? No, just pleased to see you.

That was hours ago anyway

I hope you haven't tried to look at your pressies. "

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

"

That sounds like a fun game, but knowing me, I'd be inclined to ask

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

That sounds like a fun game, but knowing me, I'd be inclined to ask"

I'm a little more subtle but the main reason is a smack in the gob often offends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

That sounds like a fun game, but knowing me, I'd be inclined to ask

I'm a little more subtle but the main reason is a smack in the gob often offends "

Ah, see, it doesn't offend me as I'm aware I'm an arse

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

That sounds like a fun game, but knowing me, I'd be inclined to ask

I'm a little more subtle but the main reason is a smack in the gob often offends

Ah, see, it doesn't offend me as I'm aware I'm an arse "

nah, only part of you is

Anyway.....I didn't think anyone there was a swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't play this game.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

That sounds like a fun game, but knowing me, I'd be inclined to ask

I'm a little more subtle but the main reason is a smack in the gob often offends

Ah, see, it doesn't offend me as I'm aware I'm an arse nah, only part of you is

Anyway.....I didn't think anyone there was a swinger. "

Lies, at least one person was

My arse gets more compliments than anything else about me, so, I'm replacing myself with it haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a cafe whilst my wife is shopping. I'm playing 'guess the swingers' but the only criteria I'm using is how long the lady lingers when she sips her coffee - the longer she takes, the more likely she is to swing.

So do we assume you are sitting there with a stiff cock while playing this game?

No, it's just the way I'm sitting.

Gun in your pocket? No, just pleased to see you.

That was hours ago anyway

I hope you haven't tried to look at your pressies.

Nope! "

Good lad.

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By *r and mrs 71Couple  over a year ago

colchester

Hubby and I are always doing this, or deciding what we think they are like in the bedroom!

We have also had the who's near app on and heard someone say that there was a couple near them, so of course we went and said hi

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By *D40Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mr wd says on occasion someone is familiar... Never sure if its from asda ro our local swingers club lol

Ps nice profile Steve. Honesty is one of mans best qualities

Mrs _d40

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Mr wd says on occasion someone is familiar... Never sure if its from asda ro our local swingers club lol

Ps nice profile Steve. Honesty is one of mans best qualities

Mrs _d40"

Thanks. Enjoy your holiday

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My brother in law and I play this at the opera.

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