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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
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On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world (1 in 17 of us) will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, about 4,000 people are having sex right now.
An adult esophagus can range from 10 to 14 inches in length and is one inch in diameter.
The male praying mantis cannot mate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
Cleopatra owned one of the world's first vibrators. It was a small container filled with buzzing bees.
Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"fook me, Im contagious! lmao  Wouldn't say conatgeous, more infectious, like a laugh lol
Theres nothing funny about infection young lady! lol "
you've never seen an ex with a back like bubble wrap with a dose of adult chickenpox then - hahaha !! |
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"fook me, Im contagious! lmao Wouldn't say conatgeous, more infectious, like a laugh lol
Theres nothing funny about infection young lady! lol"
No, especially when it's contageous  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world (1 in 17 of us) will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, about 4,000 people are having sex right now.
An adult esophagus can range from 10 to 14 inches in length and is one inch in diameter.
The male praying mantis cannot mate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
Cleopatra owned one of the world's first vibrators. It was a small container filled with buzzing bees.
Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
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I got nice teeth |
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"photos? lmao"
was too busy laughing at the fact he had only driven me and the kids to my mums for us to stay for a week, complaining of a headache..by the time we got there he was smothered and too poorly to drive back, plus had to wear one of my dads knitted cardies with a zip to keep warm!! |
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world (1 in 17 of us) will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, about 4,000 people are having sex right now.
An adult esophagus can range from 10 to 14 inches in length and is one inch in diameter.
The male praying mantis cannot mate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
Cleopatra owned one of the world's first vibrators. It was a small container filled with buzzing bees.
Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
I got nice teeth"
grins at Pheonix |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Presumably, that's 200 million ejaculations (at least...)
No wonder there's no sign of Kleenex going out of business..."
Can you imagine the cum-burp after that lot!!   |
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"Presumably, that's 200 million ejaculations (at least...)
No wonder there's no sign of Kleenex going out of business...
Can you imagine the cum-burp after that lot!! "
eww you're putting me off my strawberries!! |
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"fook me, Im contagious! lmao
Does that mean I'd have to shag you, like, 500 times in one night then?
I can you know.  
yeah yeah studly  "
Hey! I'm a legend in me own lunchbox you know! |
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"Presumably, that's 200 million ejaculations (at least...)
No wonder there's no sign of Kleenex going out of business...
Can you imagine the cum-burp after that lot!!
eww you're putting me off my strawberries!!"
Ohh no you have eaten my strawberry's. And the bubbly is chilled now as well! |
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