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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage. "
You turn the pieces around a bit, match the colours to the big picture and then put the sticky out bits in the inny bits.
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"I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage.
You turn the pieces around a bit, match the colours to the big picture and then put the sticky out bits in the inny bits.
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Put the sticky out bits into the inny bits? 
Where have I seen that before?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage.
You turn the pieces around a bit, match the colours to the big picture and then put the sticky out bits in the inny bits.
Put the sticky out bits into the inny bits?
Where have I seen that before? "
It's all I can see when I read that statement   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage.
You turn the pieces around a bit, match the colours to the big picture and then put the sticky out bits in the inny bits.
Put the sticky out bits into the inny bits?
Where have I seen that before? "
LEGO land of course  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never have time to fit jigsaws in and I'm puzzled by how people manage. "
Depending what your trying to fit them into, sometimes it's easier when they're in pieces  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Congrats, but the quoted time frame of 3-5 years would have put me off buying it. I couldn't spend that length of time on one task like that  "
I'm in it for the long haul  plus I'm fabbing from prison, so not like there's much else on really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?"
Cock, I tried the flange one....too many 'ruffles' made it confusing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's far too soon for Christmas cracker jokes!
(in a panto style) Oh no it isn't!
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Fuck.....Christmas is coming eh  "
Plan lots of nice things and then it'll pass you by quickly |
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"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?
Cock, I tried the flange one....too many 'ruffles' made it confusing. "
I bet it's hard then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?
Cock, I tried the flange one....too many 'ruffles' made it confusing.
I bet it's hard then. "
Mostly...the bottom half is a bit bollocks |
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"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?
Cock, I tried the flange one....too many 'ruffles' made it confusing.
I bet it's hard then.
Mostly...the bottom half is a bit bollocks "
How much was it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?
You on those?
Nobody likes a show off ok
No I'm still on 6 piece ones.  "
That's still pretty impressive to be fair...
Who tutored you?
I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master
(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Congrats, but the quoted time frame of 3-5 years would have put me off buying it. I couldn't spend that length of time on one task like that
I'm in it for the long haul plus I'm fabbing from prison, so not like there's much else on really "
Drop some soap in the showers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...
Pffff...bossed that one "
I love doing jigsaws!I find them so relaxing!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 21/11/15 20:22:18]
Rude sod 
Yeah...never stays on long :/
How much did your cock jigsaw cost?"
Ten pounds, right up the wazoo! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Congrats, but the quoted time frame of 3-5 years would have put me off buying it. I couldn't spend that length of time on one task like that
I'm in it for the long haul plus I'm fabbing from prison, so not like there's much else on really
Drop some soap in the showers."
Everyone knows the soap trick, I wear contact lenses now, especially so I can drop those...one step ahead see |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did one of the royal family for one of the residents at my old work for a Christmas present last year, was going to frame it for her as she couldn't do it, I got right to the bloody end of a thousand pieces and only had 999!!!! Grrrr!!! |
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"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...
Pffff...bossed that one "
Before I entered the thread I was thinking did OP get some one pregnant or something? and is it due in 9 months or is the wait over? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?
You on those?
Nobody likes a show off ok
No I'm still on 6 piece ones.
That's still pretty impressive to be fair...
Who tutored you?
I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master
(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious) "
The German Puzzle-Meister Wobei Die Pisse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...
Pffff...bossed that one
Before I entered the thread I was thinking did OP get some one pregnant or something? and is it due in 9 months or is the wait over?"
Then you fell for my cunning trick...
It was a thread on a jigsaw I didn't do..Nobody would have opened that shit.
Make people think someone's having a baby, they all come nosing about |
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Then you fell for my cunning trick...
It was a thread on a jigsaw I didn't do..Nobody would have opened that shit.
Make people think someone's having a baby, they all come nosing about "
well played christos you crafty old fox you, surprised the jigsaw took you that long to finish but I suppose you must have gone looooooong periods without continuing it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?
You on those?
Nobody likes a show off ok
No I'm still on 6 piece ones.
That's still pretty impressive to be fair...
Who tutored you?
I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master
(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious)
The German Puzzle-Meister Wobei Die Pisse "
Words premier proponenent of the 'centre out' technique
He hardly takes anyone on...I'm impressed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?
You on those?
Nobody likes a show off ok
No I'm still on 6 piece ones.
That's still pretty impressive to be fair...
Who tutored you?
I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master
(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious)
The German Puzzle-Meister Wobei Die Pisse
Words premier proponenent of the 'centre out' technique
He hardly takes anyone on...I'm impressed! "
He's a hard task master though, makes it difficult by always taking the piece |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...
Pffff...bossed that one
You've made me properly laugh.. Thank you "
Your welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?
You on those?
Nobody likes a show off ok
No I'm still on 6 piece ones.
That's still pretty impressive to be fair...
Who tutored you?
I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master
(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious)
The German Puzzle-Meister Wobei Die Pisse
Words premier proponenent of the 'centre out' technique
He hardly takes anyone on...I'm impressed!
He's a hard task master though, makes it difficult by always taking the piece "
Seems like such a straight edged guy too..guess that's just what he's like on the outside then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...
Pffff...bossed that one
Before I entered the thread I was thinking did OP get some one pregnant or something? and is it due in 9 months or is the wait over?
Then you fell for my cunning trick...
It was a thread on a jigsaw I didn't do..Nobody would have opened that shit.
Make people think someone's having a baby, they all come nosing about "
There was no jigsaw? Were the contact lenses fictional too? 
Bear in mind I'm already upset about the jigsaw... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thomas the Tank Engine or Teletubbies?
You on those?
Nobody likes a show off ok
No I'm still on 6 piece ones.
That's still pretty impressive to be fair...
Who tutored you?
I spent a year in Japan under tetso muilaki, the great teso master
(portions of this statement may or may not be entirely fictitious)
The German Puzzle-Meister Wobei Die Pisse
Words premier proponenent of the 'centre out' technique
He hardly takes anyone on...I'm impressed!
He's a hard task master though, makes it difficult by always taking the piece
Seems like such a straight edged guy too..guess that's just what he's like on the outside then "
No he's not straight, he bends both ways when taking the piece |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...
Pffff...bossed that one
Before I entered the thread I was thinking did OP get some one pregnant or something? and is it due in 9 months or is the wait over?
Then you fell for my cunning trick...
It was a thread on a jigsaw I didn't do..Nobody would have opened that shit.
Make people think someone's having a baby, they all come nosing about
There was no jigsaw? Were the contact lenses fictional too?
Bear in mind I'm already upset about the jigsaw..."
Well bearing that in mind...
Yup, definitely real...didn't make them up, or prison...that's definately where I am now...picking up those contacts...Jamal and Ignatius are lining up as I type |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just finished my jigsaw, as hard as it was I managed it super quick, it said from three to five years on the box...
Pffff...bossed that one
Before I entered the thread I was thinking did OP get some one pregnant or something? and is it due in 9 months or is the wait over?
Then you fell for my cunning trick...
It was a thread on a jigsaw I didn't do..Nobody would have opened that shit.
Make people think someone's having a baby, they all come nosing about
There was no jigsaw? Were the contact lenses fictional too?
Bear in mind I'm already upset about the jigsaw...
Well bearing that in mind...
Yup, definitely real...didn't make them up, or prison...that's definately where I am now...picking up those contacts...Jamal and Ignatius are lining up as I type "
Phew! |
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"It's amazing here you didn't 'strike' me as the type to sit there with a puzzle? Is it a cock or flange one?
Cock, I tried the flange one....too many 'ruffles' made it confusing.
I bet it's hard then.
Mostly...the bottom half is a bit bollocks "
I know a girl like that |
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