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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

Bellend, cockwomble and knobhead are 3 of my personal favourites.

You??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've always quite liked wankstain

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Numbnuts. Although I also use it as a term of endearment. Tosspot is one I always use as an insult. As is nobber.

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By *rnyashellcplCouple over a year ago

Haydock

Daughter always calls me a pleb, iam from a few miles away from where my mrs lives n took me a while getting used to getting called cock

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By *aisyDoandDaisyDontWoman over a year ago

little old town of Reading!

I love cockwomble too.. First time I heard it I just had a fit of giggles.. Don't know why it tickled me so much!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knobhound!

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By *aramelMINXWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Streak of piss always makes me smile lol

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

Numpty is my insult of choice

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By *andom2chatMan over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Plamf

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By *aisyDoandDaisyDontWoman over a year ago

little old town of Reading!

At work "we are entering chocolate fireplace territory" always makes me chuckle too, when dealing with incompetence!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fukwit! Rolls of the tongue

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Numbnuts. Although I also use it as a term of endearment. Tosspot is one I always use as an insult. As is nobber."

Ah yes, knobber!! I like that one too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bollock chops and fuck tard are two of my fav

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swamp Donkey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was called a "wegie baistert" in Edinburgh once.

Apparently it means "Glaswegian Bastard"!

Hahaha, nearly pissed myself laughing at the guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have also recently discovered twatsicle which always makes me chuckle

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Slight tangent, but I like

The lift doesn't go to the top floor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have also recently discovered twatsicle which always makes me chuckle "

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By *oobsandballsMan over a year ago

st andrews

Douchecanoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the 1 i use to wind my daughter up about her cats

is cooking fat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock juggling thundercunt!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spunk breath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diddly wack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bollockfaced shitnubbins

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

"Numbnuts. Although I also use it as a term of endearment. Tosspot is one I always use as an insult. As is nobber."

Numbnuts is my favorite too

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

i like ass wipe!. xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock womble cunt whomper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Classy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One I read once, think was here actually, was when someone said "I'd call you a c*nt but you lack either the warmth or the depth"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twatbadger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always liked one I saw in Viz when I was at school. "Go piss up a rope, fuckstick." I think it was Roger Mellie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If someone has annoyed me to such a level that I think an insult is appropriate I will call them a piece of shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best part of you ran down your fathers leg .

Love that one.

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By *ingcom76Man over a year ago

cheltenham

My favourite is oxygen thief.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

village..

or if peeved then fucking village..

more than peeved then sheeps cunt..

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By *ingersoloWoman over a year ago

Oldham

I love the phrase fart inspector for someone who kisses arse (and not in a rimming kind of way lol

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

septic spunk bubble

cock juggling thundercunt

should have been a blow job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gestating flabulistic concubine of a mongrel bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cantankerous wibble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I wanted 2 hear from a arsehole

I'd fart !!! Love it ????

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By *ingcom76Man over a year ago

cheltenham

Another two I like refer to people that suck up to their bosses. One is Colon and the other is Toenails!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erectillian shart

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By *mojeeCouple over a year ago

Dunfermline

If someone at work annoys me I always call them the penile wart on the body of mankind

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By *uzzybeWoman over a year ago

Darlington

Fuck nuts and twunt. .

ha...sounds like marvel comic characters

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